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- CLOSING
  IN ON MEDIOCRITY
- BARACK AND OTHER BALDERDASH
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- - By: Norman Liebmann
  - Barack Obama suggested we save on gas by
    keeping our tires inflated. After all, it worked on his head.
  - Obama is going to save America with
    a tire gauge and a dipstick. (He may include a squeegee - if neatness counts.)
  - Whatever
    money you save at the gas pump, Obama asks you to remember on Election Day that your tires
    are black.
  - If many more people stop buying the
    New York Times, its editor will just be standing around with his opinion flapping in the
    breeze.
  - As has been said, journalists are like eunuchs. They see it done all the time but
    they can’t do it themselves.
  - Barack Obama proposes giving another
    stimulus package of $1000 for everybody in America – which is nowhere near the amount Eliot
    Spitzer paid to “hooker” Ashley Dupre to get his package “stimulated”.
  - The latest definition of a responsive
    Congressman is one who is never too busy to tell a constituent “Drop dead!”.
  - Barack Obama’s “short
    list” is composed of the people who are the most full of “short”.
  - President George W. Bush will shortly
    be bringing his “new tone” home to Texas.
    The Mexicans are already lining up there to attend the ceremony in which George W. will
    re-surrender the Alamo to them.
  - The last black man who could have
    taught Barack Obama how to deal with Germans was Joe Louis. The German’s name was Max
    Schmeling.
  - Obama doesn’t wear a flag pin
    because he doesn’t want anyone to suspect him of being a true American. So far no one
    has accused him of it. (“The wicked flee when no man pursueth”.)
  - The Obama Inauguration would likely
    resemble Homecoming Week at Grambling.
  - Thursday has been suggested as the
    best day of the week to deliver America’s
    garbage to Mexico – or just gift wrap it and let them steal
    it.
  - A researcher reveals that Hussein is
    the Arab name for Buckwheat. Of course it’s a loose translation.
  - The Ignacio Ramos and Jose Campean
    frame-up has all the noxious reek of the Alfred Dreyfus’ court-martial.
  - Obama says he doesn’t look like
    the guys on the dollar bills. Maybe he’ll get lucky if the Treasury Department
    decides to issue a three dollar bill.
  - While
    the subject of rock music abides, what America needs most is for medical science to produce a
    virus that attacks the central nervous system of electric guitars.
  - Rock star Ludacris wants to paint the
    White House black. Will that include painting the white half of Barack Obama black?
  - John McCain went to Sturgis, South
    Dakota, to attend its annual roughhouse motorcycle gang rally. It’s rumored he roared
    into town on a Harley Davidson. Not to be outdone, Obama’s campaign staff is looking
    around for a Hell’s Angels rally where Barack can prove how macho he
    is by rolling into their midst on a pastry cart spinning a parasol over his shoulder.
  - In San
    Francisco an illegal immigrant was
    arrested five times for selling cocaine. When reported to Mayor Gavin Newsome, he asked,
    “What’s the record?”
  - Second language advocate Barack Obama
    wants to bring Haitians to America because
    they speak French (and will probably urinate in the streets.)
  - More than ever Israel will
    find out wait is a four letter word.
  - Sharks have to keep swimming in order to
    keep from drowning. Bill Clinton is a shark that only worries about being drowned out.
  - Arkansas ruined
    politics for everybody.
  - Obama should rename his campaign Flip
    Flop Incorporated. The fact that Barack Obama is both black and white indicates that flip
    flopping runs in the family.
  - Apparently Jesse Jackson resents
    Obama’s “blacker than thou” attitude.
  - Vladimir Putin says the Russians will
    return to Cuba. This is a declaration of
    war on America that is apparent to everybody except the two
    guys running for President.
  - Obama’s political speeches must
    come from the Twilight Zone. They sound like they were written on twilight paper.
  - Despite the conventional wisdom, it
    is global warming that created the impending disaster called Al Gore.
  - For a conservative, having a choice
    like John McCain in the voting booth must feel something akin to getting raped on your
    wedding night.
  - Ehud Olmert will be remembered as Israel’s kapo President. Isn’t it
    time for Jehovah to act?
  - It’s said, the tunesmiths down
    in Tin Pan Alley are already composing this year’s holiday carol called Kwanzaa in Kenya.
  - The medical community reports that
    the widespread occurrence of HIV is causing an epidemic of statistics - the significance
    of which is not clear.
  - Nowadays the medical profession is making it clear that both the
    disease and the cure can kill you – but the one you can least afford is likely to
    kill you first.
  - If Berliners are so anxious for an
    apology from America let’s leave Obama at home, resurrect an
    echelon of B-17s and let them deliver our regrets from 10,000 feet.
  - How come nobody on his
    staff told Obama about World War 2? It was in all the newspapers.
  - (It is assumable should
    Obama get elected he will rename the Presidential Plane “Appeaser One".)
  - The French military crumbled in World
    War 2, scuttled their own fleet in Toulon,
    got their asses run out of Algeria, and
    had their butts kicked at Dien Bien Phu.
  - Obama and French President Sarkozy must have gotten along like gangbusters.
    (By now Obama has fiddled around in more countries than Itzhak Perlman.)
  - The last French soldier who fired a shot in anger was the fictional Foreign Legionnaire
    Beau Geste.
  - Interrupting is what Bill
    O’Reilly lives for.
  - Late-breaking Irony: Bill Clinton has
    reached the age where he is eligible for “a mercy hump”.
  - (Bill Clinton did not
    invent penicillin – but his promiscuity gave the guy who did a sense of urgency.)
  - It might be a consolation to Ted
    Kennedy to be reminded of the words of Methuselah on his 939th birthday, "You reach a
    certain age where you're not supposed to feel good".
  - Those Muslim lady suicide bombers in Iraq who
    pulled the pin on themselves have given new poignancy to the question, “Are my lips
    on straight?”
  - Inasmuch as it may be proof of
    eligibility for reparations, minorities have proposed drilling for slave blood.
  - If Alan Greenspan is the man of
    journalist Andrea Mitchell’s dreams, all her other opinions come under serious
    question.
  - Environmentalists will put a bounty
    on fat people - either that, or donate them to the U.S. Sixth Fleet to be towed at sea for
    target practice.
  - Hillary Clinton’s smile should
    be outlawed by the Hague Convention.
  - It is rumored Michelle Obama excelled
    at Princeton University in
    political science. The word is she majored in Bumper Stickers.
  - Mayor Gavin Newsom of San Francisco has kept the homeless from losing their
    rightful place in the gutter. The Sanitation Department workers are demanding a raise for
    sweeping around them.
  - Barack Obama wants to make America an
    oil free country in ten years. Why not by Thursday?
  - T. Boone Pickens says the answer to
    the energy crisis is windmills. Presumably the sooner we start drilling for wind, the
    better.
  - Michelle “High Drama”
    Obama, the socialist prom queen, is having a makeover. A good place to start is with her
    attitude. She has certainly earned her a black belt in condescension.
  - A principle study among Affirmative
    Action students is Cockamamie Theology which is actually Cockamamie Socialism.
  - Paradox: How does the mainstream
    media expect to help Obama win the election with its circulation and viewership going down
    the porcelain receptacle?
  - Why
    doesn’t Arnold just rename the capital of California
    Taxcramento?
  - Now that it is clear that Human
    Rights advocates are being barred from the Games in Beijing,
    the official song of the Olympics may become “I’d love to get you on a slave
    boat to China”.
  - To insure success in dealing with
    foreign despots would Obama have to bring along a groveling carpet? It seems probable that
    an Obama cabinet would have a Secretary of Groveling.
  - There are probably more tattoos on
    Amy Winehouse’s carcass than there were on the entire crew of the Spanish Armada.
  - It is time Dianne Feinstein and
    Barbara Boxer (those kosher heavily scarfed and sequined sisters in socialism) were purged from the Senate.
  - Feinstein, the
    Mother Teresa of West Coast deviants, misfits and illegal fruit pickers, and Barbara
    Boxer, the scheming Richelieu in drag, in a world raging with anti-Semitism financed by
    the Saudis, they sit silent and let evangelical Christians express outrage for them.
  - Journalists, like critics, usually
    observe the battle from a hilltop, and after it’s over they come down and shoot the
    wounded.
  - Would John McCain be the first
    President to eject from Air Force One?
  - I never heard anyone accuse an actor
    of being smart. Jon Voight is a refreshing change. When the Hollywood glitterati
    get through castigating Voight, he will probably be tempted to use his Oscar as a
    doorstop.
  - Al Gore’s mental processes are
    about as predictable as a garage door.
  - And this …
    
    “The natives are restless”
    is not the entire quotation. The rest of it is “so let’s postpone the
    election”.
2008 A.D.--- THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE MUCK

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norman-liebmann satire politics social humor comments obama pelosi dems clintons on 2008-08-13
- 2008
  A.D.
  
  THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE MUCK
- By: Norman Liebmann
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- - It may be time to delete the phrase on
    the Statue of Liberty “Send me your huddled masses”. America is already
    over-huddled and over-massed.
  - Nancy “Grossie” Pelosie, that unsightly bulge in the House
    of Representatives, declared, “I am trying to save the planet”. She promises to
    get on it first thing in the morning. (Change of life strikes again!)
  - Welfare is the Liberals' way of
    telling God they are sick and tired of picking up after Him.
  - The most precipitous decline in
    American history is from Mount Vernon to Mount Kilimanjaro. If not for Ernest Hemingway
    nobody would know Mount Kilimanjaro from Mount Molehill.
  - The good old days: There was a time
    when a same-sex relationship only meant two people in the same mood at the same time.
  - The reason minorities always vote
    Democrat is because they hope one day the Democrats will find a way to make sex a welfare
    benefit.
  - Barack Obama’s apologizing for America
    to foreign despots is no more seemly than it would be for the NAACP’s apologizing to
    the KKK.
  - Israel must eventually come to the conclusion that sadness is too much
    a part of the Jewish legacy, and anger is not enough.
  - If the voters would get rid of Boxer
    and Feinstein, the Great I Am might quit setting fire to their state of California.
  - The Nazis needed an army to invade Europe.
    The Arabs only had to wait for a nice day to saunter in.
  - San Francisco will legalize prostitution. Mayor Gavin Newsom will read the
    announcement by reading it off a new device called a telepimper.
  - For Obama, happiness is finding a
    reason to tell Europeans America is sorry.
  - For apparent reasons taking a shot of
    cocaine is now called “a Mexifix”.
  - Al Gore has a perfect DNA match with
    an anvil.
  - Irrespective of what Gore says, when your hot, your hot, and when you’re
    not you’re not. We don’t need someone to tell the world to sweat on cue.
  - Turn Nancy Pelosi upside down and
    you’re looking at an Arab.
  - The Russians are going to explore its
    deepest freshwater lake – perhaps to see if they can find where the Bolsheviks dumped
    Anastasia Romanov’s body.
  - If Emil Zola were alive today, Border
    Patrolmen Ignacio Ramos and Jose Campean would be free and George Bush would be in the
    Oval Cell on Devil’s Island.
  - With regard to all the whoopee over
    Barack Obama in Berlin, as I recall, the last German role model had a moustache - and the
    resemblance doesn’t end there.
  - Either Hillary has had too many free
    lunches on the campaign trail, or her pants suits have been fitted with saddle bags.
  - There is something relentlessly and
    unpleasantly adolescent about Sean Penn.
  - There are indications many gays in Vermont
    are retreating “into the closet”. The state’s thrift shops are showing an
    increased inventory in wands. Nevertheless, Vermont remains gender-indefinite and
    residents are obliged to use the Restroom of Opportunity.
  - Barack Obama is not an appeaser. He
    just left his spine in his other suit.
  - President Bush's de facto
    legitimization of amnesty is the beginning of Western Balkanization.
  - Affirmative Action ends in
    Affirmative Graduation.
  - Whatever the Senatorial equivalent of
    a benchwarmer is, Obama performs that function.
  - Environmentalists find that the
    principal defect of the SUV is that Americans like it.
  - The Democrats are not trying to
    circumnavigate the Constitution. They are merely trying to “jump start” the
    Inquisition.
  - John McCain is a team player - which
    team is not yet apparent.
  - Let us hope that come Election Day
    America will decide that being black is just not enough.
  - At this time of his life Bill Clinton
    can expect nothing from inside his jock except an echo.
  - Whatever the political circumstances,
    the NAACP seems to believe the tribe comes first.
  - There is a unique opportunity at hand
    to snatch defeat from the jaws of defeat. If anybody can do it, McCain can.
  - Has the Clinton Library had a visitor
    yet?
  - Al Gore will address the United
    Nations demanding they pass a resolution repealing the change of seasons.
  - Obama is not so much an Afro-American
    as he is an Afro-African.
  - The religion of Islam makes the case
    for atheism seem reasonable.
  - We better get ready for a President
    whose roots are in Kenya. It could be worse. They could be in Arkansas.
  - John McCain’s decision on who
    will be his running mate has narrowed down to either Penn or Teller.
  - Hollywood is considering Wesley Snipes to portray Barack Obama. The
    studio promised the part is his - as soon as he gets sprung.
  - The Democrats are the party of
    economic strangulation – in case you are wondering who it is that is standing on the
    nation’s esophagus.
  - The measure of compassionate
    conservatism is how quickly it yields to the blackmail of minority demands.
  - Another Obama brother came out of the woodwork. Does it seem as though every few
    days Obama’s tribe gets bigger? Maybe we should follow them and see what they eat.
  - Is that photograph making the rounds
    on the Internet Barack Obama’s family or a reunion of Alan Quartermain’s last
    safari?
  - Environmentalist cite as evidence of
    global warming that it doesn’t take as long to burn down an igloo as it used to.
  - Nevertheless, Eskimos are still God’s frozen people.
  - Obama has convinced the hoi polloi it’s handy to have a second
    language in which you don’t know what you’re talking about.
  - The power of the press lies not in
    the information it can disseminate but in the information that it can suppress.
  - Barack Obama shows just how far
    immodesty can carry you.
  - Michele Obama has all the warmth and
    charm of a prison matron who is off her “meds”.
  - The Russian people never feel
    comfortable unless some despot has his foot on their throat.
  - The media sees itself as a religion
    from whose observances they are exempt.
  - Obama works from a teleprompter. He
    can hardly wait to read what he’s going to say next.
  - We must yield to the politically
    correct use of “the N word” – except where Pastor Jeremiah Wright is
    concerned.
  - A nuclear attack on America could not
    produce a consensus in Congress to declare war.
  - The care and nurturing of minorities
    has changed from America’s hobby into a Democrat obsession. If the minorities started
    taking care of themselves would the American economy thrive and the Feds break down in
    tears?
  - The Mexican foreign policy begins at
    the American border. Its only precept is that it is the gringos’ turn to pick the
    strawberries.
  - If slaves had put their backs into it
    they might still have their jobs on the plantation.
  - Barack Hussein Obama proved you can
    take the man out of the Minaret but you can’t take the minaret out of the man.
  - The main cause of death among Arab
    teenage girls is their fathers finding out they’re beginning to notice boys. (It is
    estimated Arab women are living in the eleventh century. It’s amazing the way time
    stands still when you’re not having fun.)
  - John McCain is still carrying
    moderation to excess.
  - The Obamas are a Pomposity Atrocity.
    They may soon run out of people to whom to condescend.
  - The elitist Obamas are remarkable
    examples of manicured ignorance.
  - John McCain unloaded Phil Gramm. He
    didn’t know Gramm was against off-shore whining.
  - Obama will bring a Tuskegee Airman
    out retirement to pilot Air Force One. Chauvinism takes to the air.
  - For the Democrats there’s good
    news and bad news. (For them the bad news is the good news.)
  - Election year proverb: Stupidity is
    the mother of convention.
  - Barack has modified his stance about
    learning foreign languages. (If you can’t speak a foreign language you can at least
    speak English in a way that nobody will understand - like Jesse Jackson.)
  - Geraldo Rivera’s next book might
    well be called “War Is My Photo-Op”.
  - The Congress is suffering from a
    brain power outage. It is not temporary.
  - Arnold Schwarzenegger, California’s
    flip-flop Governor, has embraced Al Gore’s global wobbling. Arnold got his
    indoctrination in Hollywood where bullshit is king.
  - Where does Obama get off apologizing
    to the Berliners for America’s treatment of prisoners? Hey, Barack Baby, does the
    name Auschwitz ring a bell?
  - Harry Reid is a guy who was born to
    shut up.
  - NBC may offer time for Al Gore to
    debate a windmill.
  - Back in Arkansas Hillary made a
    hundred grand overnight in cattle futures. That would have taken Heidi Fleiss at least a
    month on her back.
  - Adding to the gender confusion, some
    prostitutes are calling themselves buy-sexuals.
  - If Al Gore would try hand-feeding
    polar bears, he’d get a whole different slant on how the eco-system actually works.
  - It looks like the Democrat campaign
    is concentrating on the peons and the “perps”.
  - Delaware is a small state and, as long as Joe Biden is its Senator it is
    condemned to remain so.
  - People are lining up not to buy “Grossie” Pelosi’s book.
    As of this writing it is 1,437 on the Amazon list.
  - And this …
    
    In 1863, writer Edward Everett Hale
    published a sad story called The Man Without a Country. The 2008 Presidential Candidates
    offer a sadder story - that America is now a country without a man.
DETRITUS OF A DEMOCRACY... MORE OF THE SHAME

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  OF A DEMOCRACY
- MORE OF THE SHAME
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- - By: Norman Liebmann
  - The Beijing Olympics opening number was
    spectacular. The only thing it lacked was Madonna walking across the bodies of gay chorus
    boys.
  - Their dominance over the Democrat
    Convention will make it clear once again that America is still only the Clintons’
    hobby. 2008 will be remembered not as the Barack Obama Convention but as the Barack Obubba
    Convention.
  - San Francisco is a city that really cares for the homeless. Every sidewalk is
    conveniently located next to a gutter. That can’t be just a coincidence.
  - Considering the mindless support
    Barack Obama is getting from Hollywood, chances are that Paris Hilton would be his
    Secretary of Glitz?
  - Muslims determined Islam became a
    better world after they decided to have the carpets beat the women.
  - Howard Dean calls the GOP “The
    White Party”. Once they get in the privacy of the voting booth some Democrats may
    decide they are whiter than the Gallop Poll thought they were.
  - French President Nicolas Sarkozy has
    threatened to cut off Vladimir Putin’s supply of snails – a species to which
    Putin bears a remarkable resemblance.
  - Michael Phelps did more for the
    prestige of the United States than anyone in Washington in the last thirty years.
    Nevertheless, Al Gore will probably accuse all of America’s Olympic swimmers of
    free-style water pollution.
  - Once again, NATO proved to be
    just another four letter word.
  - The Russian invasion of Georgia
    without retaliation demonstrated that NATO is not
    a paper tiger. It is a toilet paper tiger.
  - It’s just a matter of time until the Georgian capital
    of Tblisi is renamed Putingrad.
  - (Two things that will not be missed when George W. Bush
    goes – his open mouth kissing with Vladimir Putin – and his exhaustion of the
    word “compassion”, which he ultimately rendered devoid of all meaning.)
  - They have convinced
    Obama to let Chelsea speak. Why not just move the convention to Chappaqua?
  - The Clintons always were dedicated to
    ruining America, and apparently they’re not through doing it yet.
  - The television election coverage of
    both conventions promises to pit the meek against the mild. No need to send the kids to
    bed early.
  - Crisis defined: America is looking at
    its worst energy problem since Joe Lieberman’s wedding night.
  - Georgia fell to the Russians while America is preoccupied with global
    dawdling.
  - Apparently she has convinced
    the Democrats that the Convention isn’t open
    until the black lady stings.
  - Michelle Obama is scheduled to lead a
    procession of the odium to the podium in denouncing America.
  - Presumably, she will tell is about how hard she worked to
    acquire her Doctorate in Chutzpa. This lady suffers from delusions of nice.
  - Caucasians will no longer be the
    majority in North America by the year 2042. There will then be two “Dark Continents” - with five left to
    overrun.
  - Illegal aliens are demanding the
    right to vote in the American election but insist it be made convenient for them by
    putting up ballot boxes in every hospital emergency room.
  - Hannity without Colmes is a television show that was long
    overdue.
  - Don’t be surprised if the Pastor
    Jeremiah Wright, the vermin of the sermon, shows up at the Democrat Convention and
    announces his opinion that The Tuskegee Airmen fought on the wrong side in World War 2.
  - If windmills turned any slower T. Boone
    Pickens would have to climb a ladder and give them an occasional twirl.
  - Incidentally, has
    anyone asked Pickens how many gusts of wind it would take to stop a Russian tank?
  - In Vermont they are trying to pass
    off homosexuality as an alternative source of energy. Sure it is.
  - The real reason The House of
    Representatives was closed down was because one of Nancy Pelosi’s dress shields died
    while on duty. The date for the funeral has not yet been announced.
  - So-called comedian Al Frankel is
    about as humorous as a burning orphanage.
  - At Princeton Michelle Obama was the
    BSOC (Big Socialist on Campus). Vladimir Putin did not go to Princeton but seems in
    sympathy with its campus politics.
  - Once again Putin demonstrated you can take the man out
    of the KGB, but you can’t take the KGB out of the man.
  - In Russia, tyrants just seem
    to roll off an assembly line.
  - Obama should not wear a flag pin on
    his lapel when a white feather is so much more to the political point of what he really
    believes.
  - The white feather is just truth in advertising.
  - Has anyone suggested that the
    Democrat Convention invite The Cowardly Lion to be its Keynote Speaker?
  - A wife with incurable cancer, a
    husband with an uncontrollable ego, and a bimbo with an unmanageable libido on her way to Hollywood,
    has all the elements of a boring soap opera.
  - There is less to the John and Elizabeth
    Edwards affair than meets the eye, but not more than meets the nose.
  - How come the civil rights gang has
    not insisted on a more politically correct designation for the term “slave
    blood”?
  - The elitist Obamas, exponents of manicured ignorance, are conjuring with the
    problem of whether it is possible to have both slave blood and clean fingernails?
  - Since
    all this business about the importance of having slave blood came up, Obama may rework his
    campaign slogan to read,”Chains We Can
    Believe In”.
  - The Egyptians plan on building a
    fence around the pyramids. Perhaps the money would be better spent on giving the Sphinx a
    nose job.
  - It’s just possible the way to
    stop people from using cocaine is to convince them it is high in calories.
  - One thing they know how to do in Kenya
    is run like hell, which is puzzling when you consider Kenya is a country where
    there’s no place to go in a hurry.
  - If Michelle Obama is required to
    recite the Pledge of Allegiance will she turn to stone?
  - Environmentalists want to put America
    in a casket and convince us to hammer it shut from the inside.
  - Even a nuclear attack could not
    produce a consensus in Democrat Congress to declare war.
  - It is rumored that Bill
    Clinton’s unstable personality is due to the fact that he was conceived by his
    parents while they were standing up in a canoe.
  - The Arab Street runs through
    communities slightly less picturesque than moonscapes. Islam’s principal export is
    desolation.
  - The
    reason that a woman’s work is never done is because Pelosi won’t let Congress do
    it.
  - Nancy “Grossie” Pelosi, Squeaker of the House of
    Representatives, should be indicted for contributing to the delinquency of a gavel.
  - If she can’t shut down the flow of oil she will try to shut down the flow of
    testosterone. In any event the lady doesn’t know shale from Shinola.
  - Historically, Hispanics have produced
    more than their share of the world’s despots. Comes now L.A. Mayor Antonio
    Villagairosa.
  - Gore’s next environmental
    brainstorm is urinals in the Sahara Desert. It’s just a matter of time.
  - The Ivy League may change the name of
    the program from Affirmative Action to the more appropriate Affirmative Extinction.
  - Barack Obama complains his portrait
    is not on a dollar bill. Apparently he’s never been in an inner city crap game.
  - The Democrat Congress has reduced America
    to a country that makes bad movies and defective toasters.
  - The elaborate opening ceremonies in Beijing
    proved that athletes from every country in the world have finally learned how to wave.
  - The mainstream media is the life
    support system of Democrat treason. So much for the obvious.
  - Obama is counting on heavy support
    from a constituency that wallows somewhere between the pubescent and the adolescent.
  - Tony Snow has passed on, Brit Hume
    intends to retire - leaving Charles Krauthammer marooned on an island of intellectual
    mediocrity between Jeff Birnbaum and Mara Liaison. (Quick, Roger, do something!)
  - Had he been President
    instead of FDR, Obama would have agreed to discuss a sneak attack on Pearl Harbor with
    Hirohito - “without preconditions”.
  - Ever the diplomat, Barack Obama
    wouldn’t want to offend a punching bag by punching back.
  - Obama should drop his candidacy for the
    Presidency - “without pre-conditions”.
  - Obama’s ears are the nearest
    thing America radar has to a missile defense.
  - The Indianapolis 500 cars will be
    kept under 35 mph. There will be no speed limit during the pit stops. What excitement!
  - The Democrats have cancelled the
    concepts of right and wrong until further notice.
  - Barack Obama seems to have left his
    spine in his other suit. He might be remembered as The Paperback President. Chances are he
    would appoint Rodney King to his cabinet as Secretary of “Can we get along?”
  - The
    reelection of Mayor Ray Nagin is tantamount to moving the City of New Orleans closer to
    the hurricanes.
  - Barack Obama, darling of an
    integrity-bereft and morally bankrupt media, is falling lower at the polls. That’s
    just another story the mainstream “overlooked”.
  - Congress is experiencing a
    testosterone outage. Like all of Congressional outages, it is not temporary.
  - And this …
    
    When Bush looked in Vladimir
    Putin’s eyes he saw a friend. When Putin looked into Bush’s eyes he saw the last
    of the Romanovs.
  - In the face of the Georgia crisis George W crawled back to his home town
    of Crawford, Texas. They should change the name of that town from “Crawford” to
    “Crawfish” - a western expression that means “backing down on your
    word”.
Lame Cherry: The Real John McCain

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- Thursday, September 4, 2008
- The Real John McCain
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- - I sit here literally stunned after listening and observing a speech by John McCain which was preceded by a speech in an introduction by his wife, Cindy.
  - I honestly was a virgin in this in never having observed him before from a profiler working out who this person really is.
  - As readers will know, I was not enamoured of Sen. McCain due to his socialistic leanings and invested a great deal of effort in his defeat.
  - At one point in compassion, I had informed him to simply retire, fade away into an ambassadorship where the American nation could remember him as a war hero as his campaign was so failing.
  - So in that glaring fact in dealing with John McCain on issues and not fainting in a crowd for Barack Obama, I base all that I do on logical conclusions in this assessment tempered by what I'm inspired to discern.
  - He is an American Secularist.
  - The first issue I will address is who John McCain is in politics.
  - It is important to note what an American Secularist really is.
    They are not as modern twisters claim in being like Jefferson is now lied about in wanting a separation of Church and State. Jefferson wanted no such thing.
  - His infamous letter oft quoted was about the government never establishing a religion the people had to follow.
  - Exactly what the Constitution deals with in people who love America are at liberty to responsibly worship God as they choose.
  - Jefferson wrote of God in the Declaration and the Founders all spoke of Him in the need for God's moral guidance to govern the hearts of mankind as they perform duties in government.
  - Here is the vital part in this to understand.
  - An American Secularist believes all of this, but in a further step in their hearts they believe that the United States Constitution, it's government, the aura of every American form a secular religion "just under God" for the good of all mankind as the Pledge of Allegiance speaks of.
    
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  - America has it's holy of holies in the White House, Capitol and Supreme Court. America has it's commandments in the Constitution. America has it's temples in Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln. America has it's icons of the Statue of Liberty and Mount Rushmore. This is what an American secularist is as America is a religion beating in the hearts of all her citizens.
  - It does not matter if it is Rush Limbaugh the nativist, Jeff Rense the agitator, John Kennedy the mobile patrician or Ronald Reagan the conservative. All are at their heart people who deeply are impassioned by the United States who love her and in this secular religion for the embodiment of the American Secularist, one people under God, believing in responsible liberty and justice for all.
  - I had not expected to find John McCain in this impassioned group, but he is there and he combines within himself exactly who he moulds himself after in Theodore Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan in their ideals of love of America, the champion of the oppressed and a vigor that all things American are good and they love her past their last breath.
  - This group above is of this breath of John Adams whose last words were, "Jefferson still lives".
  - In the speeches of Mr. and Mrs. McCain, I found compelling tells.
  - Mrs. McCain has the habit of shaking her head slowly back and forth when she talks. This is not that she does not believe what she is saying, but in knowing the death she has seen in her personal life around the world doing good deeds it seems she has not come to terms with the monumental harm mankind has unleashed on each other.
  - Her real "No" when speaking was confined to things she was saying "no" to as her head then goes in small quick bursts.
  - In the first footage I saw of Mrs. McCain almost a year ago, I had termed her as she walked through the crowd a "stepford wife" as she seemed mechanical.
  - The person speaking at the Republican Convention was anything but that.
    She was a strong, positive and forceful personality.
  - Her most telling reads were in the affirmative in speaking that, "John McCain always speaks the truth", and, "John McCain can be trusted in leadership".
  - After 28 years of marriage for her to have no doubts in the least about him being President is part of a revelation which left me stunned in not getting the person a bias had expected.
  - I will couch this in having invested a great deal of time studying Democrats Bill Clinton, Joe Biden and Barack Obama who had patterns of not believing a great deal of what they were saying.
  - I had expected the same in John McCain. It did not happen.
    
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  - John McCain believes everything he said in his speech. His one greatest tell is he grins after he says something which is his affirmation he strongly believes what he has just stated.
  - For the McCain world, his first strong affirmative was in a statement that, "Being an American like Barack Obama means more to him than anything else".
    This is what I meant by American Secularism.
  - John McCain believes there is nothing else in life than being an American is the highest calling and that title unites him to Barack Obama and gives them both status beyond compare.
  - This belief transformed him as he related in being broken after a savage beating in Vietnam. Mr. McCain was typical of Navy pilots in brash, cocky and independent. When he was shot down with broken bones and left to die in solitary and only removed once it was discovered his father was a 4 star, he was put in a cell with 2 other POW's who literally had to feed, clean and keep his 100 pound body alive.
  - This was the first physical breaking of John McCain.
  - He would take beatings and always come back smiling to let the other POW's know he could take it.
  - From experience, I know the method of systematic affliction used when captors intend to break a person mentally. In Vietnam, the Cubans actually appeared along with the Chinese methods.
  - A method of torture found in breaking people was jacking a persons body with limbs behind until the joints pulled loose, whereby a human was then hung from a meat hook by that rope and the Soldier would be bounced until tears, snot, foam, urine or excrement was forced from the body in endless agony and screams.
  - The captors would break a Soldier and then keep on until one was literally insane in a phobia and keep at it until the still calm would come into a person's soul and nothing was left as the body's pain system had burnt out along with all emotion.
  - That mental breaking is what John McCain admitted to and after being shut back into his cell it was the tap tap tap code of the alphabet the POW's worked out which another POW who had been broken told John McCain,"It was alright. He had done all he could. Now it was time to get back up and fight for the United States again".
  - As this is my blog, I do ask readers to forgive the following digress.
  - I take great offense in Mark Halperin of Time magazine as I reported on Charlie Rose laughing and calling Senator McCain's choice of Sarah Palin "insane".
  - Offense, for the very reason there is nothing funny in any POW no matter what they did in having been broken with witnesses to prove it as it is akin to Mark Halperin going into a trauma ward in a hospital and telling a woman she is a whore for being raped.
  - This blog has termed John McCain, Dr. Strangecain, as he in the past he seemed to love the atomic bomb a bit too much, but it never once stooped to dealing with what was afflicted in his experience to use it against him.
  - The Vietcong might catch a cherry GI and the Apache woman might carve on him all night spitting local tobacco into his eyes which they had sliced off the lids to make him "sing" all night for the Soldiers on the hill, and then, in the morning cut off his male parts and tell him to run for the wire as he bled to death in great globs of clots running out him, but that is one kind of terror implemented with reasons and John McCain was broken by another long term terror.
  - That break in him caused him to cling to God and the one virtue who became his religion in the United States. It is his recurring theme in the speech in he wants a fight and is going to Washington to do battle.
  - His affirmative head responses indicate he completely desires to do this battle for individual Americans against big government, special interests and the elite.
  - When 3 protesters attempted to disrupt his speech, he simply smiled and told the crowd to, "Not to mind the ground noise and static". Petty situations like that do not phase him.
  - The crowd was very interesting as at the beginning of the speech, they were cheering for the things John McCain was saying he believed in in Conservative issues.
  - Midway through the speech though John McCain became quiet and personal in relating his life story and why he wants to be President in not being born to it to save the world, but to accomplish a selfless giving for Americans.
    The crowd became transfixed in what was akin to a revival meeting in intense listening of how a person got saved from the path they were on.
  - I had never experienced anything like this in a speech which was almost mirror image of Sarah Palin's ability to be one of the people in speaking to them. This was the ultimate confirmation of American Secularism in love of America and a citizen saved by her.
  - By the closing of the speech, John McCain had transformed the group Sarah Palin offered to him the night before as his group and the smiles were sincere on Mr. McCain's face to the children's faces awaiting to meet him as he went into the crowd.
    In the end, the crowd was cheering for him.
  - John McCain sincerely believes in the affirmative he will win this election. He wants Sarah Palin there for her reforming, toughness and ability to assist him in this fight.
  - He is going after Congressional members in exposing them on pork barrel spending and he is not going to give the 700 billion dollars in foreign aid to nations who hate America.
  - His point focusing on the Middle East oil and America creating her own energy to be free from that hate.
  - His fight though is not about the fight he wills to engage, but the value of what is important of what is being fought for.
  - His stated policy is a complete roll back of penalizing families. John McCain is going to by tax breaks make it profitable to have children in families with a $7000 tax break for each child.
  - I found at one point something amusing in his speaking of energy independence when he listed a great number of things, he ended with "hybrid cars"and at that point tossed he tossed his head back as in saying, "I don't get those things either, but for the good of things we will get them".
  - That was the only thing Senator McCain didn't understand in the entire speech.
  - His negatives were focused on what he believed. Al Qaeda is not finished.
  - His second rare negative head shake was dealing with "my plans are ambitious" and yet he shook his head "no". Mr. McCain was not being deceptive, but in his mindset he views them something easy to accomplish and he should be even more ambitious.
  - As he has security information in the Senate, he affirmed that Iran is according to his information going to obtain nuclear weapons.
  - He made a distinction in being for the people of Georgia, but not naming the Georgian government. That is a message in he is not behind what started in Georgia by the leaders.
  - He views Russia as lawless.
  - In other affirmatives he states, he is not afraid of anything, literally.
    He wants peace.
    He knows how to lead America and obtain peace for America.
  - In this sequence he mentioned the POW's who he knew who died in Vietnam. His head went up and to the right in a painful memory he still can not face without anguish.
    That is a core reaction.
  - In the closing section, he compared himself to Barack Obama on the level being a man who was scarred and one who was not. In this he firmly believes Barack Obama is lesser than him and not of his caliber. This was met by his greatest affirmation in a grin.
  - John McCain is honest in he does not want any credit for serving. He wants to share any credit.
  - He was not his own man (negative), but he was America's after being broken (affirmative).
  - I had not expected any of this from John McCain. In politicians, one expects a politician. John McCain is not a politician.
  - I'm uncomfortable in revealing all I have as this is intimate in a person's complete religion of an American Secularist who was a "sinner" who took America for granted and only through the Prodigal road of torture in Vietnam he found the blessing in it transforming him in a broken body and contrite heart that America saved him.
  - This is pure in it's form and reckons like some refined perfection of the essence of the souls of Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt and Reagan. For all of the nonsense of fake halos around Barack Obama, John McCain without meaning any disrespect at all of him was transfigured in people who know of the near death experience.
  - He died twice in Vietnam in body and spirit and the person who is John McCain now is equal to any who have related their's in going to heaven. John McCain instead remained in the hell of the Hanoi Hilton and found his redemption in America.
  - None of this is to discount his belief in God, but it is to show the purity which John McCain is an American Secularist.
  - If one has heard the anthems of John Philips Sousa the incredible American composer, John McCain is playing in his spiritual DNA, Stars and Stripes Forever.
  - I will do something now in apologizing to John McCain for this intrusion as I'm uncomfortable in exposing him in this manner as this is beyond politics, but there is no line in him between the two.
    The only excuse I give in not deleting this is I sincerely believe Americans should know these facts not to mock nor adulate, but to completely see this unique person in deciding if they will choose the John McCain and Sarah Palin ticket.
  - I was delighted in what I found in the honesty of Sarah Palin and am stunned by the complete naked expression of John McCain.
  - This is like some Lancelot or Arthurian legend of only the pure of heart can pull Excalibur from the stone or take the sword of destiny from the Lady of the Lake.
  - I had not expected any of this and the difference between Obama / Biden and McCain/ Palin is literally night and day.
  - My one conclusion in after profiling John McCain is, if he had given this speech and people had known the intent of the person giving it in 2000, he would have been the American President for the last 8 years.
  - There would not have been any contested Al Gore election and only the ebb and flow of history in another dimension knows what would have followed.
  - By analysis I found Sarah Palin fantastic and by analysis I found John McCain stunning.
    
    I was not prepared for John McCain in being exactly who he states he is.
Free Speech Is Not Freedom To Lie, Slander, Defame

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- Now the DNC Lie Machine will really freak out because
  Wednesday night, in St. Paul, Sarah Palin became one of the most powerful
  women in the world.
- Unlike the ilk of Hillary, Boxer, Pelosi, and Feinstein...Palin
  is a woman Americans can support and back for the right reasons. She
  has emerged and is in a league of her own.
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- - With the loathsome DNC Sleaze Factory working overtime
    to wrongfully smear the Governor from Alaska, it is now time to call a
    spade a spade. America has two major problems and they must be fixed,
    NOW.
  - The DNC is a reprehensible machine of true hate politics,
    and will tell any lie, harm any life to keep itself in power.
  - They are
    the true core of the wicked Zionist liberal elite...the same opportunistic,
    parasitic Communist Zionist Jews who left the RNC and went back to the
    DNC.
  - They are not welcome around McCain-Palin in the same old business
    as usual mode for DC. Helping defend Israel is one thing but gutting
    America for Zionist agendas is quite another matter.
  - The American Main Stream Media is a vile propaganda,
    mind control instrument of lies and misrepresentations of fact to implement
    a long-term vision of a Socialist America.
  - The Communist Zionist Jews
    of DNC are firmly behind that strategy. They were over at RNC as Neocons
    but they fled the sinking Bush ship thinking Obama would be the horse
    to bet on to keep their War Plan alive...and the Zionist New World Order.
  - They did not think McCain had a chance. However, with
    the masterstroke of adding Governor Palin to the ticket, they are now
    bracing themselves because America is lining up behind this lady, having
    been thoroughly revolted by the despicable attacks levied on her and her
    family in the days since her announcement was made.
  - She made one particular comment that has the Obama camp
    in knots.
    
    As everyone knows, Palin is the mother of a Down Syndrome
    child and if she is elected parents all over America with special needs
    children will have a friend in the White House who truly understands.
  - Both the MSM and the DNC either have to go, be broken
    up, or severely remodeled for America to ever seriously recover and to
    prosper again.
  - As you read on, every time you see the DNC at work, you
    can add in the MSM because there are elements in the media who are not
    who they pretend to be. Many of them form the center of a wicked Zionist
    mouthpiece out for the total destruction of the moral core and fabric
    of our society...making it far easier to control and dominate us.
  - The reason I walked out on DNC to become a Republican
    is because the DNC is now un-American, un-truthful, dishonorable, sleazy,
    and treasonous to our way of life.
  - It has been that way since the Carter
    Administration.
  - The Democrat Party is NOT a party of the people, it is
    an insidious network of nitwits all protecting their pet projects, 'ists'
    and 'isms.'
  - I am NO fan of the Bush RNC way of doing things, but the
    DNC represents what is the very worst in America.
  - It is a menagerie of big-word photo op bullshit that
    in the end adds up to totally nothing. It is a nuthouse for a minority
    of Americans who want America to be a socialist state...no moral values,
    anything goes.
  - The Zionist Communist Jews control the DNC. That is who
    is running the show and that a vast majority of Democrats who are more
    moderate or conservative apparently do not see it...is amazing.
  - Contrary to their professed love of people, they are
    frauds and are some of the most snide, deceitful, hateful Americans among
    us.
  - They loathe conservatives and Christians who have values.
    They proved just that in their underhanded attacks on Sarah Palin.
    
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  - They lust for a homogeneous, corrupt society that has
    no character whatsoever...just a mob of rabble and lots of useless noise.
  - As is rather legendary, I despise Bush-Cheney, and am
    one of the few people on the Republican side of the aisle who wrote the
    book on their lies and deceit titled 'One-Way Ticket to Crawford Texas.'
  - These DNC cretins are so lame-brained they think George Bush is a conservative.
    
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  - That's why most of the true conservatives walked out on them and are
    now coming back in force. And just watch what happens now that Sarah
    Palin has arrived.
  - What I saw in her speech was one lady energizing not
    only a political party...but much of a nation, too.
  - The media in Europe
    is abuzz about this sudden change in American politics. They are awed
    and stunned at this new star in American politics. As do I, Europeans
    sense the possibility of a major change that is so long overdue in the
    United States of America. There is hope in the air again.
  - Even the Conservative Democrats now see her as the candidate
    of choice in the November election.
  - America is virtually worn out and
    sinking fast, having grown terminally weary of the Bush and Clinton show.
    I'd bet most of America no longer sees Obama as a solution to anything.
    This one speech by Sarah Palin has dealt the Obama campaign a serious
    body blow and taken much of the wind out of its sails.
  - They point the finger at Bush and Christians as fascists,
    yet fail to look into the mirror to see their own DNC fascist face.
  - Deceit
    is a form of control and the DNC types have honed the art of deceit to
    truly reprehensible levels. Deceit is a hallmark of fascism and the most
    ardent proponents of having that boot on the throat of America are the
    DNC Communist Zionist Jews and their buddies in the MSM.
  - The DNC inhabits the same bottom of the barrel as the
    outgoing Bush Administration.
    
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  - It has been many years since America has had a quality
    human being on the presidential ticket and Governor Sarah Palin is that
    person.
  - I have no doubt the DNC types are about to see a vast uprising
    behind Gov. Palin because at least 2 out of every 3 American voters are
    still cognizant enough to recognize good and goodness when they see it.
  - There are about 70 million eligible voters who do not
    participate in these elections because they are fed up with DC and the
    charade of lies and deceit that RNC and DNC have delivered for 20 years.
  - With the appearance of Gov Palin on the scene, many of
    them will clearly recognize there is, finally, some hope of turning America
    around with her in office. I believe she is a catalyzing force that
    has been missing for the past 20 years of the long-running RNC- DNC puppet
    show in DC.
  - Because of McCain-Palin, the RNC folks are already bracing
    because they are going to have to clean house. The DNC will not clean
    house, they love the sewer they have turned the Democratic Party into.
  - As soon as Gov Palin was the announced as McCain's running
    mate, $10 million dollars came in overnight from those conservatives who
    now see that McCain is trying to head the right way. Prior to that,
    they were not happy that McCain won out in the primaries. I am one of
    them and many head in the direction I head. They know I pay attention
    and know DC well.
  - Folks, freedom of speech does not include freedom to
    lie, slander, defame and libel.
  - The First Amendment contains no such
    right or entitlement. Perhaps that's why God invented attorneys...to
    protect the innocent from damages...emotional, financial and even physical...from
    these kinds of attacks. That is not what freedom of speech means or is
    about.
  - Our Founding Fathers put the bar higher than DNC slime attacks,
    and over the years I have come to notice that not one damned DNC candidate
    can reach that bar. My disgust with RNC was because it began a serious
    walk down the same path.
  - Much of America is standing up behind Palin and the DNC
    liars and the Obama machine maniacs will only increase their attacks because
    Gov Palin is, to many now, the REAL candidate for President.
  - And the
    DNC Lie Machine - controlled by rotten Zionist Communist Jews to their
    core - knows this very well. In psychological reality, it's Barky-Biden
    versus Palin-McCain...as the viciousness of the attacks from the dark
    side is already demonstrating.
  - The time has come for Americans to recognize that lies
    are no way to lead a great nation.
  - Such lies have no place in how America
    should be selecting our leadership for the future, yet DNC persists that
    it has to be that way. Supported and facilitated by the liberal MSM every
    step of the way.
  - Under the pretense of 'vetting' candidates, they willfully
    and intentionally try to maim and destroy the lives of decent people.
  - This sh*t needs to end because America is facing challenges
    these current dinosaur frauds in Washington cannot face on their best
    day.
  - This same kind of lying and vile, blatant character assassination
    was focused on me in 2005 and that's one reason the attacks on Palin are
    doubly-enraging. In fact, anyone who stands up to deal with the real
    problem of fixing the near terminal corruption in DC and America is immediately
    attacked by these DNC maggots and their minions.
  - And to be perfectly balanced,
    the RNC is equally guilty of trying to destroy people in the media.
    
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  - As I say, this crap has to STOP.
  - These vermin are the same who are trying to engineer
    a society of anything goes, gay marriage, mass abortion on demand even
    if used as simple 'birth control', legalization of drugs, and the Global
    Warming and 'Peak Oil' scams.
  - Their ploy is to continue to cap and hide
    under 'national security', the giant oil supplies in the ground under our
    50 states so big oil and the defense industry can continue to suck America
    dry fighting new wars for oil.
  - The liberal DNC chant for 'free health care' like other
    socialist nations is a joke as they completely ignore the fact those programs
    tax their citizens into an early grave ... there is nothing FREE about
    'free medical care.'
  - They don't want to admit that there is virtually
    nothing free in life, breathing being one of the few exceptions.
  - They
    just hear and repeat their tired mantras of 'environmentalism', 'abortion',
    'animal rights', 'entitlements', etc, etc, - their knee jerks are automatic
    and predictable. They have the herd mentality of lemmings and the critical
    thinking skills of an amoeba.
  - They receive and forward - and create - countless abusive
    emails spreading lies and filth like a surreal virus.
  - The latest smear
    of photos purporting to show Bristol Palin 'drinking' is but one example
    of the current wave of smut...the photos are NOT of Ms. Palin or the father
    of her child.
    
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  - I cracked up laughing reading a DNC lie that 'Bush-Cheney
    are totally to blame for the illegal immigration problem.' Nope.
  - Bill Clinton opened the flood gates on that and Bush's
    fatal sin was not doing anything to stop it. Even when Bush sprinkled
    a few National Guard on the border with Mexico (with no ammunition!) it
    was just another BushCo effort to plunder the US Treasury for his insider
    buddies.
  - Both the RNC and DNC are to blame for the illegal immigration
    fiasco, and that is a fact.
  - The majority of Democrat liberals are not opposed to
    illegal immigrants or giving them what amounts to a full-ride scholarship
    and free ride in this country. They want all illegals to have the same
    basic citizenship benefits and rights as American citizens.
  - Under the guise of defending against race 'hate', or
    protecting 'diversity' and 'political correctness', these American DNC
    manipulators and their dupes never mention that when enough illegals
    finally arrive, they will out breed us and turn America into a second
    or third world Marxist socialist state.
  - That is not the American plan for America, it is the
    Zionist Communist Jew plan for America.
  - Watching the DNC liberal types creating lies and misstatements
    of fact regarding Sarah Palin is truly amazing. This lady is NOT a DC
    insider, she's the real deal
  - and her being in the race for the White
    House may well have cost the Obamanation his dream of sodomizing America
    into a Marxist socialist state starting in 2009.
  - I am the real deal,
    too, as are most of your caring enough to read this commentary, and the
    faster we, and America, put these DNC liars in their place the better,
    as far as I am concerned.
  - Our American Experiment is failing and who is to blame
    for that are the Liberal Morons of America that infest DNC and the United
    States of America.
  - America is facing a catastrophe and has to change
    course. NOW. By a 2 to 1 margin, America is a conservative nation that
    does not support the lunacies of the DNC and its sycophants.
  - The DNC puts forth the myth that it is they who are the
    arbiters and elected representatives of this Great Society. Most Americans
    now see that as the cruel lie it is.
  - I am convinced that if Jesus Christ and Governor Sarah
    Palin were on the RNC ticket this year, these depraved DNC thugs would
    still try to crucify them both with intentional lies.
  - They will tell any lie to get the White House back and
    restart the program to turn America into the USSA.
  - Their true, vile character
    is apparent to anyone who is watching the smear campaign against Gov
    Palin and her family. I have said it many times, one cannot ascend to
    the moral high ground wallowing in the sewers.
  - This entire debate about ANWR and developing America's
    own oil and gas is yet another failed environmental idea and assures more
    wars in foreign lands...more mass death and mass profits for the genocidal
    US war industry
  - Such policies are an endless testimony to the stupidity
    amd greed of the allegedly 'anti-war' party.
  - Jeff Rense uses the phrase 'failed society' and I have
    responded that I do not think that phrase is strong enough. I am not
    sure there is a strong enough word in the English language to accurately
    portray how low-life some in the American nation have become.
  - We cannot
    even elect a decent human being to office due to the mob rabble, white
    noise, lies and knives-in-the-back these cretins and their sycophants
    all over the US start spouting off as soon as a quality name for leadership
    appears.
    
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  - Lest you DNC 'anti-war' types have not been paying attention,
    there is, right NOW, the very real chance of a massive, maybe global,
    Nuclear World War brewing. BushCo has managed to piss off Russia big
    time, and Barky and Zbigniew intend to keep right on doing it with Barky
    in the White House continuing to chase failed policies and dead objectives
    in Afghanistan.
  - The problem of the DNC mindset is many faceted. Some
    don't have a clue, at ALL, and the rest will only connect the dots they
    are comfortable with.
  - They simply refuse to see, or think or ponder uncomfortable
    possibilities. Some of them rail on and on about the Zionist New World
    Order, yet they are the ones who support it the most through their ignorance
    and sheer stupidity.
  - Maybe the problem is these Democrat morons no longer
    know the difference between the truth and a lie.
  - In their ranks are now two
    full generations who have not a clue what the truth is.
  - There is no
    politician in America more corrupt than Hillary Clinton, yet she is an
    icon to these idiots.
  - There is plenty of evidence that Barky has done
    illegal drugs and had sex with at least one man, Larry Sinclair. And if
    the murdered Barky church Choirmaster, Donald Young, could still talk,
    that number could be a lot higher.
  - The morons of DNC often rail about the New World Order
    but cannot see that 'Change' (NOT) Obama is THE hand-picked New World
    Order candidate in this 2008 election.
  - What follows is the type of DNC character attack sleaze
    I began this commentary about. I was sent a link to an article posted
    on 'Thomas Paine's Corner.' Of course, If Thomas Paine were alive to
    today he might bitch-slap the whining perp-writer up one side and down
    the other.
  - Note the categories this article was meta-tagged so his
    cretin little buddies could find it under their pet 'ists' and 'isms'.
  - The writer starts off with the headLIE of "Party Whores: Sarah
    Palin's Big, Sleazy Safari". Then he posts a magazine cover photo,
    a beauty pageant photo and a nude photo with the subtitle:
    
    'Speaking of sleazy, is that Sarah Palin in the photo
    on the right?'
  - No, dipshit, that is not a nude photo of Sarah Palin.
    It's called 'photoshop' slander.
    
    Party whores: Sarah Palin's Big, Sleazy Safari
    
    Published by cyrano2 at 6:33 pm under American politicians,
    Animal Cruelty, Animal Suffering, Boobus Americanus, Capitalist Whores,
    Careerists, Cruel Idiots,Diseased Minds, Empathy Deficient, Enemies of
    the Environment, Environmental Fascism, Republican filth, Right Wing Degenerates,
    Right Wing Nation, Rugged Stupidity, Sociopaths in charge, Souless Capitalists,
    War on Animals
  - Speaking of sleazy, is that Sarah Palin in the
    photo on the right?
  - "Alaska isn't really very hard to understand. It
    consists of a minority that loves the wilderness and an overwhelmingly
    Republican majority that wants to squeeze all the cash it can get out
    of the state before the oil dries up, the fish die out and the wildlife
    disappears"
  - By John Dolan, [AlterNet]
    
    Posted on September 2, 2008
  - Only a DNC maggot would post such an article.
  - This 'John Dolan' is not a journalist; he is an irresponsible,
    reprehensible, man-bitch nitwit.
  - I read his whining article and his
    grasp of the facts and presentation would get him an 'F" in any reasonable
    class for bias, and for not presenting the matter objectively.
  - He misrepresented
    every issue and left out key parts to suit his version of his agenda.
    Such is the handiwork of those who intentionally mislead people.
  - He completely misrepresented what Measure 2 was all about
    in Alaska. It is not about 'blood-thirsty hunters' killing bears and
    wolves from aircraft. It is a legitimate predator control program where
    the moose, caribou and even livestock herds have been devastated by an
    excess number of predators. GET IT? http:// dwb.adn.com/front/story/9253882p-9168881c.html
  - Dolan did not bother to tell any of his readers about
    that, while flashing the alleged photo of Gov Palin.
    
    Get it? This is how liars and agenda players work.
  - Alaska has had an OVERPOPULATION of wolves and grizzly
    bears that are now shredding other animal species...nature is out of balance
    - and Alaskans are doing something about it. Get it?
  - I had one photo sent to me - allegedly of Sarah Palin
    in a bikini by a swimming pool and holding an automatic .22 rifle. Only
    a genuine liberal American Moron would buy into and promote such digital
    fakery...just more sleaze, lies and innuendo from the DNC worms.
    
    http://thebruceblog.wordpress.com/2008/08/31/sarah-palin-do-you-
    like-my-flag-bikini-the-perfect-huntin-attire/
    
    Add Sticky Note
  - Here is the bottom line: the DNC and Democrat turds are
    now engaged in the most despicable, lowlife actions against Sarah Palin.
    And it isn't going to end.
  - If Barky and the DNC 'agenda' cannot be
    sold to America...maybe it is time you realize that DNC needs to change.
  - America is not the problem, the DNC needs to flush it own toilet...or
    we have to do the job for it.
  - The majority of good, decent Americans
    are frankly tired of talking to you and listening to you over-emoting,
    lying, bitching and whining. Try growing up, try focusing on reality
    and not delusions. Try walking away from criminality and unprecedented
    corruption...at ALL levels.
  - If Barky and the DNC cannot handle Sarah Palin at the
    polls in November, maybe it is time for you 'liberals' and 'democrats'
    to take a long hard look in the mirror at yourselves. You are way out
    of line with what the rest of America is all about and what the majority
    of Americans want.
  - If Sarah Palin, alone, is stronger than the DNC message
    - and she is - I submit the DNC message needs to be shit- canned...permanently.
  - The miserable DNC agenda is out of tune, out of focus, out of touch,
    and no longer functional in America.
  - This election is all about America, not the DNC agenda
    and lies.
    
    In a REAL world situation, the entire DNC agenda is DOA.
  - I also predict Americans will go to the polls in record
    numbers in November and will send that message to the DNC and Barky- Biden
    ...loud and clear.
    
    And Governor Sarah Palin will be the primary reason for
    it.
    
    Karl
PARTY POOPERS OF THE POTOMAC AND OTHER POOPERS By: Norman Liebmann

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- PARTY
  POOPERS OF THE POTOMAC
  
  AND OTHER POOPERS
- By: Norman Liebmann
- 46 more annotations...
- - As suggested by Sarah Palin, the Styrofoam pantheon used at the Democrat Convention to
    glorify Barack Obama was a set on loan from a Hollywood studio to be used in a new movie
    called, “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Chutzpa”.
  - Illegal aliens will be issued drivers licenses as soon as they can learn to interpret the
    meaning of the traffic lights at the Mexican border where – Red means
    “Stop” – Green means “Go” – Amber means “Caution –
    Pissed-off Gringos Ahead”.
  - Nancy “Grossie” Pelosi, who professes to be a Catholic, states that
    the Vaticanhas no position on when life begins. This comes from a woman who
    doesn’t have any position on when sexual intercourse begins.
  - Her colossal ignorance
    is just another form of crucifixion that The Savior has eternally to
    endure. (Incidentally, the rumor in Washington is that the real
    reason that Speaker Nancy Pelosi shut down the House of Representatives was because her
    gavel came down with a yeast infection.)
  - The Cossacks are back in town. Somebody please tell Barack “Peace at any Price”
    Obama they never really went anywhere.
  - The
    Obama nomination reveals what the Clintons have always believed - that black
    people should be equal – as long as they don’t become competition.
  - There is a rumor that a leading perfume company is considering putting out a scent called
    Michelle No. 5. It’s a perfume that makes a racial statement. Recent tests of the
    scent resulted in having your nose slam shut.
  - Jimmy Carter has suggested that another fuel saving exigency is to avoid "jack
    rabbit starts". The fact is that the last time Jimmy Carter had a “jack rabbit
    start” was on his wedding night.
  - Just an oversight, I suppose, but during his Berlin visit, apparently Barack
    Obama neglected to lay a wreath at the German shrine that was once Gestapo headquarters.
    If Obama was not a historical illiterate he would have known that every time someone in
    this world is tortured, the Germans probably get a royalty.
  - Hillary Clinton’s conception of health care is about as reassuring as having Lucrezia
    Borgia drop by with a tray to remind you it’s time to take your medication.
  - The media is excited at the prospect that Microsoft’s new computer called
    Rumplestilskin O.2 can be programmed for spinning spin into yet more spin.
  - Now that Yasser Arafat took the title of “The Ugliest Man in the World” to the
    grave with him, does it go to Michael Moore by default?
  - Michael Moore always looks like he woke up with a hangover and put his ass on backwards.
  - Arkansas has two kinds of people, those who leave, and those who stay behind because
    somebody convinced them that they were living in Hawaii.
  - Historic moment: Watching the Bekins man who removed all of Bill and Hillary’s
    plunder when they left the White House was like an oncologist hoping to rally a cancer
    patient by telling him, "I think we got it all."
  - The last time I saw something that looked like Alan Combs it was trying to wriggle its way
    off the end of a fishhook.
  - Soft-hearted Democrats try to console Ted Kennedy by reminding him that Death
    is only Nature’s way of telling you that someone else wants to use the tennis court.
  - It is a sure sign of their cultural progress in America that of the black
    athletes who were interviewed after winning gold medals in the Olympics not one of them
    sounded like Jesse Jackson.
  - Blithering
    idiot Jimmy Carter is not aging gracefully. Even his ability to blither is slowing down.
  - The New York Times is like a daily intravenous drip of misinformation into the body
    politic. The Times is probably still looking for a second source to confirm the report of
    Benedict Arnold’s treason.
  - Joe Biden has inspired the main chef in the Capitol Hill dining room to formulate a
    culinary creation called Gravitas on a Shingle.
  - Bill and Hillary Clinton have promised to support Barack Obama to the hilt. The hilt in
    question is in Obama’s back.
  - In Sarah Palin the Republican Party finally found a candidate who doesn’t have to
    castrate herself to accommodate the Democrat opposition.
  - Snoop Dogg, Ludicrus, and Barack Obama plan to meet at the Hip Hop Summit.Nothing will be
    considered off the table because they will already have snorted it.
  - He’s baaaack! Jeremiah Wright, the “Poison in a Pulpit” Pastor, has been
    turned up under a flat rock. Mau mau theologist Wright’s toxic presence also serves
    to remind us that “seeing Spike Lee movies may be harmful to your health”.
  - Barack’s half-brother, George Hussein Obama, has been found in Kenya living
    in a hut so flimsy that African termites don’t have to gnaw at it to bring it down
    – they just push it over.
  - George’s hut is 9 feet by 6 feet, approximately the
    same plush accommodations as provided in San Quentin - which at least has indoor plumbing.
  - Well, at least he’s not on welfare.
  - George Obama is living on a dollar a month. (I guess ivory poaching doesn’t pay like
    it used to.)
  - Nevertheless, Brother Barack’s
    success seems to have gone to his sibling’s head, and George has been seen on the
    veldt shouting to the herds of animals, “My brother is running for President of
    the United States of America!” So far it has gotten blank stares from the water
    buffalo, but managed to get a few chuckles out of the wildebeest.
  - An update is being rewritten of Custer’s Last Stand. In the more contemporary new
    version, the 7^th Cavalry gets wiped out by the Casino Indians led by
    Tricky Bull, Chief of the Crooked Wheel tribe.
  - Barack
    Obama’s political career began as a neighborhood “street organizer”. Is
    that another term for someone engaged in gutter politics?
  - Demographers say The Democrat Party will remain viable as long as they have the bucks and
    the blacks.
  - The Coca Cola Company has quit putting Muslim insignias on their Cokes. They couldn’t
    get the camels to piss in the bottles.
  - It seems increasingly likely that “Hussein” is the Arabic word for
    “reparations”
  - Medical progress in the Mediterranean: There is a report that voodoo doctors
    inHaiti have invented a new therapy called black-u-puncture.
  - Child psychologists report the question Hollywood stars ask them most is,
    “What is the right age to tell your white children they are not adopted?”
  - How come Arab countries all smell like they’re downwind of each other?
  - In Chicago no resident is ever considered too dead to vote.
  - An inner city couple has taken the position that watermelon is a racist
    term.
  - Now that Barack’s Obama’s half-brother has turned up in
    a Nairobi slum, isn’t there’s a good chance that Michelle has a sister
    who could turn up inTransylvania?
  - Democrats will accuse Sarah Palin of being just another pretty face – which cannot be
    said about Joe Biden.
  - Since San Francisco has legalized same-sex marriage the homeless are pledging
    their troth in record numbers. They plan to get out of the gutter and spend their
    honeymoons on the sidewalk.
  - It was great to see USA Olympic winners in Beijing waving American
    flags.America may finally have produced an athlete population that is immune to inner
    city politics.
  - The Ivy League has yielded to the Obamas all that can be wrung out of Affirmative Action.
    Hence the Obama political campaign, the African Theology fanatics, and the homegrown
    terrorists with their hood ornament, Jeremiah Wright, have concluded that Affirmative
    Racism may be an idea whose time has come.
  - And this …
    
    Apparently, the Democrats looked around to determine who among them was best equipped to
    be the Captain of “The Good Ship Democrat” - and nominated the cabin boy.
The Raw Story | Daily Show: Bush 'won't be satisifed until American children are eating roadkill'

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- - David Edwards and Muriel Kane
    Published: Wednesday September 24, 2008
  - The Bush administration's proposed $700 billion bailout of troubled investment firms got the Daily Show treatment on Tuesday, and Jon Stewart was particularly incensed by Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson's coy reluctance to accept the taxpayers' money unless his decisions on how to spend it are made "non-reviewable."
  - "Before we hand this Munster-esque unelected official 700 billion no-strings-attached dollars," Stewart remarked, "there is one thing you should know -- this financial guru never saw it coming."
  - "I've got great confidence in our financial market," Paulson stated last March. "Our markets are resilient, are flexible. Our institutions, our banks and investment banks, are strong."
  - President Bush also came in for his share of ridicule. "It turns out there are a lot of interlinks throughout the financial system," an apparently astonished Bush recently explained, illustrating the point with appropriate hand gestures.
  - "Then AIG came along and the house of cards was much bigger. ... And so when one card started to go, we worried about the whole deck going down."
  - Stewart turned next to Daily Show analyst John Oliver, saying, "After Katrina, after Iraq ... I didn't think there was another area that these guys could screw up."
    
    "It wasn't easy," Oliver replied. "It was like finding a vein on a failure junkie."
  - "Is this economic crisis, then, sort of the turd icing on this administration's shitcake?" Stewart wondered.
    
    "Don't count them out, Jon," Oliver cautioned. "It's a long way to January."
    
    "You think there's more out there?" Stewart asked. "What's left for them to -- decomplish, if you will."
    
    "Do you still have a home?" Oliver asked. "Did your children have breakfast this morning? ... Was it something they found in the street?"
  - "You're saying the president here won't be satisfied until American children are eating roadkill?" suggested Stewart.
    
    "Until they're fighting over roadkill," Oliver emphasized. "Until roadkill is the prize for the strongest."
  - When Stewart asked why Bush would possibly want this, Oliver explained that it was a matter of "legacy. ... We all know he'll never be ranked as the best president. But he could still, if he works hard enough ..."
    
    "Be the worst?"
    
    "The last."
  - This video is from Comedy Central's The Daily Show, broadcast September 23, 2008.
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UNKIND CUTS... UP THE POTOMAC WITHOUT A PADDLE

Norman Liebmann strikes again with his caustic but hilarious humor that destroys political correctness and throws it in your face.

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- UNKIND
  CUTS
  
  UP THE POTOMAC WITHOUT A PADDLE
- By: Norman Liebmann
- 42 more annotations...
- - The Obama Administration kicks off on January 20th. Get ready for a sky
    full of black rainbows.
  - It is reported that Michelle Obama will be attending a seminar by a witch doctor who
    will lecture on what is the proper age at which a child should get his first nose
    bone.
  - America needs Michelle Obama in the White House like Marie Antoinette
    needs a rinse and a comb out.
  - (Michelle dresses like she is on her way to
    the Zambezi River balancing a bundle on her head.)
  - The rumor is out that Hollywood has discovered a lucrative market in
    the Middle East - pornography. One studio in Hollywood is preparing a
    movie in Arabic called Debbie Does Dubai.
  - The Obama Administration (which some are already calling Chicago on
    thePotomac) may be the first administration to fail before taking office.
  - As Secretary of State, Hillary will be
    the Western Hemisphere’s distributor for diplomatic damage.
  - She has already
    muffed her first problem in the Far East. Ultimately, Ms. Clinton resolved the
    difficulty by telling everybody that Cambodia is only a mythical country.
  - [Note: Hillary may turn out to be an ideal Secretary of State. Rather than offend
    foreign countries one at a time she’ll be able to offend them all at
    once.
  - It’s worth questioning what qualifications Hillary has to be a political
    advisor other than a brain like Vladimir Lenin and an ass like Benito Mussolini.]
  - The
    Western World became civilized. The Arabs never got the hang of it.
  - In all this tender consideration for the terrorists in Guantanamo, it is wise to
    remember that an Arab’s idea of mercy is killing you a little bit at a time.
  - (Some say it is only fitting that Ted Kennedy should contract a lingering disease after
    what can only be called a lingering career. He could show super scrambler quarterback Fran
    Tarkenton a thing or two about running out the clock.)
  - Among the Kennedys, assassination has come to be considered death by natural causes.
  - Is it possible Obama is getting pressure from some of inner city constituents to send
    troops to Afghanistan to protect the opium poppy crop?
  - Matt Drudge is under attack from the Democrat Congress, the White House, mainstream press
    and the Clintons. What is he doing right?
  - Will "Freak" be able to convince his heterosexual colleagues to
    change the names of those crooked lending institutions he sank to Feely Mae and Faggy
    Mac?
  - Is there a more rumpled, sweaty, effeminate churl in Congress than "Barney
    Freak"?
  - It is not known which is worse - white guilt or Ivy League football.
  - The reelection of Mayor Ray Nagin may move the New Orleans Saints to change their name
    to the New Orleans Lemmings.
  - New Yorkers know when they get into a cab with the driver wearing a turban they
    can’t be sure where he’s going to take them - only that he’s going to
    "take" them.
  - Considering the bizarre sexual inclinations of some of the members of the Democrat
    Party, should the Justice Department hire a proctologist with rubber gloves to serve their
    subpoenas?
  - It is apparent Hollywood folk are increasingly uncomfortable among
    heterosexuals. Nevertheless, the gay trend rolls on in Hollywood.
  - A sequel is in
    contemplation called Harvey Milk Goes to Jurassic Park. Milk is attacked by a
    dinosaur called the Fagosaurus Rex. The dinosaur
    eats Harvey and Harvey eats it back.
  - Barbara Walters looks like the National Poster Girl for Terminal Wilt.
  - Right after the swallows returned to Capistrano, the crows moved in next door.There
    goes the neighborhood.
  - California’s Attorney General Jerry Brown has come out in favor of same sex
    marriage. I guess "Mister Right" came along.
  - The Arkansas Capitol Building will display a model of the Clinton
    Library, authentic - even to the barn door.
  - Al Gore is a product of Harvard which is a good reason to push it into the Charles
    River.
  - Inside every Juan Williams is another Juan Williams trying to sound reasonable in order
    to keep his job at the Fox.
  - Bill Clinton brags to his friends that his doctor has to measure his sperm count on the
    Richter scale. And along those lines, is it true that in her high school yearbook Monica
    Lewinsky was nicknamed "The Jaws of Life"?
  - It was only a matter of time. Vermont is working on a gender neutral toilet
    paper.
  - Al Frankel is about as humorous as a quadraplegic at the deep end of the pool.
  - Obama convinced the folks in Chicago that Hussein is a Polish name.
  - Under the Obama Administration, educational standards are expected to fall somewhere
    between embarrassing and nonexistent – except for teachers’
    salaries. .
  - The New York Times’ constantly falling circulation figures indicates that
    Publisher Pinch Sulzberger just won’t take "Bull shit!" for an
    answer.
  - Slave blood is better than no blood at all – but I suppose it’s a matter of
    opinion.
  - Jesse Jackson’s civil rights campaign is heeling precipitously. His list of white
    oppressors has either retired, passed on, or has lost interest.
  - In any event, title to the
    word "racist" has now passed in its entirety to the black community.
  - Bill still has
    the charisma of a snake charmer. It is hoped that one day either he will get overconfident
    or that the cobra will get pissed off.
  - Hillary still has a wind chill personality measured below zero.
  - And this …
    
    How long will it be before Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton scratch each other’s
    eyes out?
RANDOM INTELLIGENCE... TAPERING ON IN 2009

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  INTELLIGENCE
- TAPERING ON IN 2009
  
  By: Norman Liebmann
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- - The 2009 black belt for chutzpa will be awarded to
    Rod Blagojevich for his appointment of Roland Burris to the Senate – and the black
    beat goes on.
  - Prediction: By the time Barack’s first term is over, Michelle
    will have put on 25O pounds.
  - There are reports that Jim-mah Cah-tah’s Habitats for Humanity
    developments are falling apart. How about just changing their names to Crumble Towns? Like
    his deteriorating Habitat for Humiliation lean-tos, Jim-mah’s huts are more
    hospitable for mosquitoes than for Mankind.
  - Are those fanatics in Gaza intent on committing
    Hamas-cide?
  - Are all these American aircraft carriers in hostile waters doing
    anything besides bobbing?
  - Ted Kennedy could emulate his late brother’s book with his own
    literary effort about the Kennedy clan, entitled Profiles in Garbage.
  - Muslims are tunneling in everywhere. They resemble a species of
    worms that are too dignified to use each other for bait.
  - Considering the gays, blacks, and Hispanics, Caucasians are now
    proud to be counted as outnumbered.
  - Hollywood stars are sending their adopted children to a Day Care
    Center inBeverly Hills which has adopted the name Camp Serengeti.
  - Al Gore should return his Nobel Prize and just eat the Crackerjacks.
  - The Hollywood fast-lane freaks have quit using Viagra.
    They claim it's too hard to keep lit.
  - If Helen Thomas took a few extra moments with herself in the morning
    she could look like a wreck on the Baltimore & Ohio.
  - About those picturesque folks South of the Border - there has got to
    be something weird about people whose idea of entertainment is watching a guy with a
    pigtail, wearing brocade knickers, stabbing a farm animal in the neck - and whose idea of
    a good time is dancing on their hats.
  - Rod Blogojevich is Bill Clinton – with cajones.
  - Senator Harry Reid - looks like a scrotum, talks like a Scrooge.
  - Had he ever met Barbra Streisand Tevya would have asked the fiddler
    to go piss on her roof.
  - Congress can’t agree on anything. Even buffalos don’t have
    to take a vote every time they want to decide in which direction to run during a stampede.
  - Stress is the Goddess of the 21st Century.
  - In Arkansas tipping over an outhouse is the nearest thing
    there is to a palace revolt.
  - Metaphorically speaking, in Washington D.C., the Pest
    Control people do not cast a wide enough net.
  - Is it true Robert Byrd is working with his fourth prostate?
  - Hollywood is considering a film about a lonely exhibitionist who hopes to
    meet people by lowering his pants in public. The working title is "If You Drop
    Them, They Will Come".
  - We may have at last found a way to measure "overkill".
    Every time someone says "It’s déjà vu all over again" it feels like
    it’s déjà vu all over again.
  - John McCain found out captivity is not necessarily a qualification
    for high office.
  - The Motion Picture Academy should consider an award for the most
    disloyal actor in Hollywood - a nude statuette of Benedict Arnold. (Sean Penn is
    my candidate to receive the first "Benny".)
  - Some western states have decided to discourage motorists from
    driving too fast by rotating the pot holes in the roads so the drivers can’t memorize
    them.
  - Now that same-sex marriage is legal in some states, the most common
    grounds for same-sex divorce is due to "irreconcilable similarities".
  - The media designation "the Obama Team" is
    ego-driven. Our first President had too much class to refer to the Founding Fathers as his
    "Washington team".
  - Rosie O’Donnell is having trouble finding a tack shop that
    carries saddlebags in her size. Anyway you turn her she looks like a Clydesdale walking
    away.
  - It is now widely believed, it was not Dick Morris, but Janet Reno
    who inspired the term "triangulation", which turns out to be a sexual technique
    for "doing oneself" with a wire hanger.
  - Will the new political party in power in Washington change
    their name to The Guttercrats? That works for me.
  - Muslims are born rabid.
  - Obama
    may turn out to be more of a mess than a messiah.
  - To mix a metaphor, whatever it is that the Muslims are spreading
    throughout the world cannot be squeezed back into the rectum.
  - The only hope for the survival of Caucasians is to mutate.
  - Every close up photograph of Barney Frank is a montage of sweat and
    stubble. (Mutation would be one way to deal with Barney Frank – but out of what into
    what?)
  - Some of my best friends are not Muslims.
  - Paradox: The strength of the blacks is that they feel sorry for
    themselves and have gotten everyone else to do the same.
  - Vermont is preparing to vote on a proposition that will declare their state
    gender-free. (Incidentally, what were all those gays doing in the closets in the first
    place?)
  - The people on Welfare are strangling the country – and loving
    every moment of it.
  - San Francisco has become a community of people that you can’t determine what
    gender they are – no matter which direction they’re facing.
  - Al Franken is as humorous as a poke in the eye with a cattle prod.
  - Vice President is a perfect job for Joe Biden. He’s ready to do
    nothing at a moment’s notice.
  - San Quentin has more Muslims than Mecca. Incidentally, some of
    the inmates claim Mecca is the Arabic word for "Get me outta here!"
  - And this …
    
    I never hear Jon Voight bragging about his grandchildren.
PUTRESCENCE ON THE POTOMAC... ROUNDING UP THE USUAL MAGGOTS

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  ON THE POTOMAC
- ROUNDING UP THE USUAL MAGGOTS
  
  By: Norman Liebmann
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- - On January 21st, that will not be Barack Obama you
    see jogging on Pennsylvania Avenue, but the Devil himself taking victory laps around the
    White House.
  - With regard to the gathering of those five Presidents in the Oval
    Office at the same time – will someone puh-lease open a window.
  - Obama will deliver on his promise to create three million people new
    jobs – if he can find 3 million new shovels.
  - Democrat women politicians all look like they’re in a
    conspiracy to commit menopause.
  - Teddy Kennedy looks like a manatee that overdid it at the kelp bed.
  - In the words of H.L. Mencken, nobody ever went broke underestimating
    the intelligence of the American public.
  - It is rumored the Obama children will each go to school in her own
    motorcade. Think of how jealous their schoolmates will be who have to go to school in only
    a single limousine.
  - After releasing the terrorists from Camp Gitmo, Obama will probably
    propose them for a seat in the United Nations Security Council.
  - Every time Ann Coulter goes on The View, it confirms the fact that
    satire is lost on the satirized.
  - You know his Congressional Committee meeting is over when you hear
    Henry Waxman’s nostrils snap shut.
  - Arabs are the dirty fingernails of humanity. (Where is Beau Geste
    when we need him?)
  - There is a new book about an Arab boy in a Madrassa failing to
    explode his Dynamite Belt. It is entitled "Why Jamal Can’t Ignite".
  - California taxpayers are cringing at the
    prospect of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s next motion picture - which may be called Conan
    the Collector.
  - Professional Basketball is beginning to look like a mutiny with
    hoops.
  - In Saudi Arabia camels will be given the right to vote before women.
  - What a pompous dowager frump Dianne Feinstein is. Groucho Marx would
    have had a field day with her.
  - Russia continues its impressive record of
    producing despotic leaders and forcing the world to "deal with it".
  - Likely the Obama Justice Department will sue optometrists whose
    offices are not equipped with eye charts in Ebonics.
  - At what point are we allowed to notice that the relentless
    corruption in office by Democrats no longer looks like a coincidence.
  - Hollywood keeps proving that celebrity is not a substitute for
    nobility.
  - Is it possible that John McCain is considering another run for the
    Presidency? The rumor is he’s asked Joe the Plumber to come over to Arizona and Roto
    Rooter his wishing well.
  - Isn’t it time for the Justice Department to add the Ivy League
    to their list of subversive organizations? And shouldn’t academics be required to
    carry Proof of Treason?
  - Tavis Smiley says "We’re all working for Barack
    Obama". Smiley must need some help around his plantation.
  - One way to stop the bleeding on the economy is by tightening the
    tourniquet around Henry Paulson’s neck.
  - The Palestinian rabble has finally designed an escutcheon for
    themselves – crossed toilet plungers rampant over a field of camel dung.
  - The hope that Obama will succeed is yet another tentacle of
    "the white guilt octopus" that will continue to drag conservatives under water.
  - Why not get all those illegal aliens out into the Sahara Desert and
    have them bag the sand and sell it for cat litter?
  - Barack Obama’s faculty for showing up in photographs with
    corrupt associates may well end with every Democrat posing with Obama’s arm around
    his shoulders in his mug shot.
  - Islam is Death’s Welcoming Committee.
  - Let’s leave Camp Gitmo open and close the White House. Either
    that, or when these jihadists visit the White House, they should be obliged to use the
    Terrorist Entrance.
  - Moderate politicians always represent themselves as being "in
    the middle of the road" – and nobody has to tell you what you find in the middle
    of the road.
  - One way to stop the overcrowding in hospitals is to issue medical
    licenses to illegal aliens and let them examine each other.
  - "Panetta" sounds like either a cheap cigar or
    a kind of kazoo they play in the Balkans that makes life there even more unbearable.
  - It wasn’t easy for Obama to find a job for which Leon Panetta
    is so spectacularly ill-equipped.
  - Obama is moving his mother-in-law into the White House. The
    applicable adage is, "Behind every great man there’s a woman telling him
    he’s wrong".
  - The Obama inauguration is a sellout. And so is Obama.
  - Al Gore is looking for a Jewish tailor who does climate alterations.
  - It’s been said that "No man is a prophet in his own
    country" – except maybe Rush Limbaugh.
  - The Honor Guard at the Obama Inauguration will be able to usher in
    everything but Obama’s Honor. It may require a scavenger hunt to find any among all
    those Clinton appointees.
  - The Obama Inauguration will have 5000 porta potties –
    presumably immediate seating.
  - Does the world need a bomb called The Mosque-buster?
  - In Los Angeles there is a marked decrease between the time when an
    automobile leaves the showroom and turns up on the police impound lot.
  - Will Obama make sure bums have enough saliva to spit on America's
    windshields to clean them?
  - Marion Barry may be in town for the Obama Inauguration. It is
    rumored his luggage carries more drug paraphernalia than the Rolling Stones on a world
    tour.
  - Has Barney Frank already picked his frock for the Obama coronation?
    We hear he’s been all frocked up for months.
  - Rod Blagojevich owns a 4% approval rating among Chicagoans. Al
    Capone’s was higher than that.
  - Why do the Democrats want to move oil drilling further out to sea?
    If history repeats itself, the sea will be on its way here. That’s the way it worked
    in New Orleans.
  - Hugh Hefner wouldn’t pay a nickel to see Nancy Pelosi get it on
    with a fork lift.
  - After bilking people out of 50 billion dollar wouldn’t you
    figure Bernie Madoff’s investors would sense something wasn’t kosher?
  - Allah has imbued the Arabs with a rabidity and psychotic
    self-absorption that we have not seen since the Clintons were in the White House. "
  - Considering the number of drugged out countries in the world, you
    don’t need a passport, just a forged prescription.
  - The Democrat Party is America’s enemies within, without, and
    withal. They prefer poverty to probity.
  - And this …
    
    Now that Sigourney Weaver has annihilated all the aliens maybe she
    can get rid of all the illegal aliens. We’re ready when you are, Ripley.
RACISM: AMERICA'S NEW BEST FRIEND

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- Apparently, Geithner contemplates making the economy into a reverse Monopoly game in which
  he confiscates Broadway, Park Place, and whatever square he decides is too big to fail.
- Geithner created a Brain Dead
  Economy having convinced Obama Americans would never want to use their brains someday.
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- - His program is not the distribution
    of wealth but the dissemination of poverty.
  - Obama is busy tarring and feathering the economy.
  - The Obama Stimulus plan is like trying to add
    a cargo hold in a canoe.
  - Obama claims his stimulus package is for all Americans. In fact,
    the stimulus is about as non-denominational as basketball.
  - The disastrous economy
    notwithstanding, Obama’s is absorbed with that game, in which people in their shorts
    try to stuff an inflated cowhide sphere through an embroidery hoop.
  - Numerous blacks
    believe that basketball found its roots in the jungles of Africa and not on the hardwood
    floors on which the Harlem Globetrotters dribble.
  - (Like Obama, black athletes are often
    identified by their peacock demeanor.
  - The problem with the economy is that Barack Obama found himself in the woodpile.
  - Obama
    is a bad President and an even worse precedent. It is a financial policy he learned in
    Harvard called Affirmative Distraction.
  - After all, the blacks haven’t found so compelling
    a role model since Rodney King.
  - The American left can’t get over the novelty of this first Tar Baby President - or
    is the appropriate word Potentate?
  - America is a land where you are supposed to make the most
    of your opportunities, not of your pigmentation.
  - The last election connected the dots and the dots
    were all black.
  - America could not have chosen a more expeditious path to national suicide than the
    election of this Ivy League Idi Amin.
  - Obama is rendering to the "gimme" population the most
    significant giveaway to the black population since, at the end of the Civil War.
  - The
    government gave the former slaves forty acres and a mule. Wisely, Lincoln put the mules in
    charge.
  - The Obama Administration is preparing shovel-ready projects which ironically are
    directed to benefit a segment of the population for whom a shovel has too many moving
    parts.
  - The public may return to the convenience of assuming all blacks look alike, think
    alike and vote alike.
  - It enables the Obama Karma - or as his policy is sometimes
    called, "trickle down stupidity".
  - They ought to put convenience
    stores inside prisons to cut down on the inmates travel time to the scene of their crimes.
  - The Bureau of Prisons reports that the number of blacks in "The Big House" is
    not as shocking as the number of blacks in The White House.
  - CIVIL RIGHTS
  - Unfortunately, this constituency cannot raise children as easily as their leaders can
    raise money.
  - The history of the Civil Rights Movement in America is a non-stop Blackathon.
  - Minority politics is an exercise in The Black Imperative -otherwise called
    "Gimme".
  - Wealth distribution notwithstanding, the have-nots and what-nots will remain
    discontent.
  - Civil Rights leaders are still not in synch. They are bickering over whose bad
    idea it was to make cotton white, although any color would have caused resentment.
  - Their
    disagreement seems to devolve on how black is black
  - His people are counting on Obama to
    blackmail America on their behalf, and it could not be in a more appropriate color.
  - Black racial sensitivities are overstated. The re-establishment of segregated toilets
    is a small enough humiliation to endure for sending Barack Obama to Washington to destroy
    the entire nation.
  - The blacks have
    found every racial designation objectionable. It is safer to just point at them.
  - Some are still smarting because it was reported that Kunte Kinte was
    not allowed to drink leftover lemonade he found on the porch at Tara.
  - Der Führer was also given to excessive harangues but
    without a teleprompter.
  - Obama has called for increased oversight over all financial institutions.
  - Hussein, The
    Hip Hop Hitler, strikes again.
  - Obama is now a warmonger - which is a step up for him.
  - Some of the leading financial institutions are
    telling Obama to put his money where the sun don’t shine, which is sufficient reason
    for depositors to have renewed confidence in them.
  - Seeing Obama in the White House evokes the same sensation as seeing Idi Amin getting
    off a Marine One helicopter.
  - The Obama Health Care Program could be the beginning of a medical program called
    Black Quackery.
  - MICHELLE OBAMA – THE BARE ARMED CONTESSA
  - In the past, if she had
    lived in the plantation called Tara, she would have changed its name to Tiara.
  - In the
    first two months as First Bimbo, she has hosted more rock ‘n’ roll elitists than
    a Motown orgy.
  - Washington’s First Lady is one high-toned Ebony Yenta.
  - Presumably she will next have
    a couturier flown in from Paris to rotate her dress shields.
  - Ms. Obama is a lady with a built in bustle.
  - She looks like the caboose of the Acheson,
    Topeka, and the Santa Fe trying to make a fashion statement.
  - She is intent on creating another
    dust bowl on Pennsylvania Avenue.
  - Apparently the
    sharecropper mentality has spread to the Rose Garden.
  - Michelle is currently digging a garden on the White House Lawn.
  - She needed something to do when she was not channeling
    with Joan Crawford during Mommy Dearest’s moments of highest anti-white dudgeon.
  - The Obamas made a big to-do of selecting their White House pet. In honor of the Obama
    economy, they might have selected one from among a breed of cadaver dogs.
  - Michelle says she has been accused of talking like a white girl, but she didn’t
    say which one. (Perhaps it was because her speech wasn’t peppered with the word
    mutherfucker.)
  - The Obamas must reconcile themselves that Barack may be President for the next eight
    years, but they’ll both be black for the rest of their lives.
  - POISON ON THE POTOMAC – THE DEATHOCRAT PARTY
  - The Obama Administration is Communism dressed up in its go-to-meetin’ clothes.
  - America is being held captive by a Cossack Congress.
  - Racial
    rallies have turned the Reflecting Pool into pond scum.
  - Democrats are not a party but a
    political puddle.
  - The present Congress is composed of Democrats and deviants.
  - Its Black Caucus is an on-shore
    Bermuda Triangle.
  - The Democrat Congress is the equivalent of The Westminster Rat Show. It
    created such institutions as Floozy Mae and Faggy Mac.
  - Nancy Pelosi is this generation’s Catherine the Gross.
  - When Pelosi gets through putting on her make up, she looks like a crayon drawing by
    a retarded child.
  - Tonya Harding is more
    regal.
  - As a gesture of
    gratitude it is said illegal aliens have invited Pelosi to be the Door Prize at a cantina
    south of the border.
  - Pelosi is the champion of run amok immigration.
  - (As long as Congress is going to
    cram amnesty down America’s throat why not call it cramnesty?)
  - She is hoping to be won by a burro.
  - It seems Barney Frank appears to have no teeth, although in considering his social
    life, gums may be enough.
  - From the minaret of moral depravity Barney Frank hurls his catty
    calumnies.
  - Congressional colleagues say if Barney Frank had tits he’d
    be dangerous.
  - He called a Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia a homophobe. At least Scalia
    is not a closet homophobe.
  - (We are put in mind of the proverb, "Sticks and stones may break our
    bones". In Barney’s case it would be worth a try.)
  - God may have misgivings with regard to the way Ted Kennedy has used his gray matter and
    is in the process of repossessing it.
  - Christopher "Dud" follows the path of the sociopath.
  - This will usher in The
    Cocaine Domain of Barack Hussein.
  - The Obama Administration will legalize marihuana. Attorney General Eric Holder has seen
    to it that this entry level drug has gained permanent entry.
  - The legalization of marihuana may be the payoff for the blacks
    delivering at the polls.
  - Socialized medicine will distribute any medication you
    can snort up your nose.
  - (It is said that in order to become Obama’s Attorney General, Eric Holder had
    to turn down a position as CEO in charge of Bullwhip Sales and Service.)
  - The Justice Department may become the Cali Cartel’s rumpus
    room.
  - Flabby busybody Dianne Feinstein has sounded off against putting windmills in the
    Mojave Desert. Perhaps they can be adorned with needles and passed off as spinning cacti.
  - (Why is it in seeking those responsible for the calamitous condition to which California
    has been brought, the names of Boxer and Feinstein never come up?)
  - THE DARKENING AGENDA
  - Mexico is on the brink of collapse. Perhaps one could find a way to move the brink
    closer to the edge.
  - Global warming has morphed from a hoax to an outright swindle. Al Gore has Obama
    convinced the mosquitoes in the Arctic are sweating.
  - We may save the United States by putting all our assets in a Swiss bank where Barack
    Obama couldn’t get his hands on them.
  - Barack Obama is as shallow as a birdbath and yellow as a
    canary with jaundice.
  - Obama received some strategic validation from Colin Powell who brought the appearance
    of dignity to military stalemate.
  - Previously he saw the path to peace as sucking around the dictators
    of the world.
  - What damage Barack Obama has done to America in only two months aggravates the popular
    caricature of Africans held by Americans over two centuries.
  - Obama may yet solve the unemployment problem by giving every black family their own TV
    situation comedy - perhaps by providing illegal aliens with jobs other illegal aliens
    won’t do.
  - The Obama cultural disorder may provoke renewed interest in the once
    picturesque tradition of race riots.
  - Many blacks are still waiting for the gratification that will come with the Obama
    Presidency.
  - After they payoff the defaulters’ mortgages the government will make sure their
    vermin in residence have a congenially dirty place to stay.
  - Obama plans to coax gays and blacks into supporting his Heath Plan with reports that he
    can authorize a cure for AIDS in every hospital Emergency Room. (Tests show the HIV virus
    is Pigment Positive.)
  - Someone at the Pentagon should explain to our Commander-in-Chief what the military does
    for a living.
  - And this …
    
    Barack Obama has forced the CEO of General Motors to resign. Black racism lives!
POLITICAL RAG BAG... BARACK OBAMA MOONS AMERICA

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  RAG BAG
- BARACK OBAMA MOONS AMERICA
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- - By: Norman Liebmann
  - The trouble with the American economy is that
    there’s a President in the woodpile.
  - The trouble with the American economy is that
    there’s a President in the woodpile.
  - Barack Obama’s despicable treatment of visiting English Prime
    Minister Gordon Brown didn’t surprise the British people. They figured he just got
    crapped on by another Muslim.
  - Could you describe the Obama economy as a Soul Train Wreck? He
    treats the economy like it is a high stakes crap game.
  - Muslim husbands claim they decapitate their wives so they won’t
    have trouble swallowing.
  - Senator Ted Kennedy will receive Honors from Queen Elizabeth. He
    will then be officially a Royal Pain in the Ass.
  - Considering its present occupants, it may be appropriate to put
    a condom over the Capitol Dome. If Obama is in the building they might not be able to get
    it down past his ears.
  - The liberals have taken the position that they don’t care what
    a man's religion is, as long as he doesn’t practice it.
  - After being the first man to deliver a baby, he asked the doctor
    "Is it a boy?" The doctor is reported to have replied. "Let’s just say
    it’s in the ball park".
  - If Barack Obama ever gets his face on a coin, that side will be
    called "tails".
  - With all the new abandoned sexuality on college campuses, the new
    standard of eligibility for entrance should be called Affirmative Erection.
  - Inasmuch as the homeless in San Francisco have no sanitary
    facilities, traffic signals that keep saying "Go" and "Don’t Go"
    can be cruel.
  - If Charles Darwin thought the Galapagos Islands had some strange
    creatures, he should have checked out San Francisco. His book would have been called
    "The Origin of The Weirdoes".
  - Since the Obama Administration took office, visiting foreign diplomats have been
    advising each other not to drink the water in the White House.
  - The major lie of our time is that Barack Obama is the President of all
    the people. Put it this way. He’s the President of the Minoritycrats.
  - Up to the
    present, the Obama Administration can only be described as a mega-flop.
  - John McCain is just the latest rallying voice for fanatical
    moderation.
  - McCain can’t tell where political impotence ends and political
    impotence begins.
  - Will someone please explain why so many blacks call each other
    "brother" and kill each other in the streets?
  - Obama’s effort to restore respect from foreign nations has
    fallen short. Vladimir Putin treats Obama not like he is America’s President, but
    like America’s Janitor-in-Chief.
  - Liberalism has made Californians into something beyond docile. They
    are zombies with tans.
  - Obama is saying jobs will be available on road construction. When
    you apply bring your own bulldozer.
  - Now that they have their own television series, it is clear lesbians
    can teach longshoremen a thing or two about swearing.
  - Incidentally, would it be
    accurate to describe Hillary Clinton as the spiritual leader of the "almost
    lesbian" community?
  - Liberals have made California into the worst kind of
    cesspool – one without enough water.
  - Now that he’s making all that money, Obama should buy his wife
    a dress with sleeves - or one sleeve at the very least.
  - It would have been a better world if Black History had been confined
    to Black Geography.
  - I think it is fitting that Roland Burris, a liar, replaced Obama,
    another liar, in the Senate. Transitions don’t get any more seamless than that.
  - Signs have begun to appear on Connecticut lawns that read,"Be
    Kind to Animals or My Monkey Will Eat Your Face". Incidentally, do monkeys consider
    bananas "soul food"?
  - Ben Bernanke, author of Wall Street’s financial collapse, will
    have his ignominious manipulations remembered as Bernanke-Hanky-Panky?
  - Perhaps Obama felt that Churchill should have waited a few thousand years to
    save Civilization when Civilization could have included Africa.
  - As an insult, Barack Obama returned a bust of Winston Churchill to
    England. It will be remembered that Churchill’s only achievement was saving
    Civilization.
  - It is apparent that
    Obama’s perception of world history only goes as far back as Woodstock.
  - Where or when did anyone ever get the idea that Rosie O’Donnell
    is a comedian? She is about as humorous as a slow leak in an iron lung.
  - The American Presidency has been passed from a Bubba to a Berber.
  - Speaking of defaults, Obama has left the actual running of this
    nation to Speaker of the House "Nutsy" Pelosi.
  - At her recent audience the Pope
    scolded Pelosi- as a result of which she has spread the word that Benedict XVI is a closet
    Republican.
  - In preparation for their meeting, the Pope wisely instructed his Cardinals,
    "Don’t leave me alone with her".
  - One more Vatican visit from Pelosi and
    Benedict XVI may see a mass conversion from Catholicism to Voodoo.
  - E.J. Dionne, the stick-figure left-wing journalist, has an equally
    spindly mentality. He is still finding George W. Bush less than perfect. Hardly
    investigative journalism.
  - Las Vegas odds makers say it is 70 to 1
    against the Obama stimulus package improving the economy. That’s a safer bet than a
    bookie in Ancient Rome giving 8 to 5 on the Christians over the lions.
  - Is there reason to believe that Abraham Lincoln ended slavery
    prematurely?
  - Sean Penn won an Oscar. Apparently the members of the Motion Picture
    Academy yielded to the Hollywood axiom, "When in doubt sacrifice quality".
  - Chairman Michael Steele of the Republican National Committee
    promises to make the GOP "more hip hop" to attract minorities - proving the GOP
    never makes the same mistake twice. This mistake is now up in double digits.
  - The Obama White House is always finding reason to make merry. Currently
    they’re celebrating the discovery of the color black.
  - It is reported that during the innumerable soirees held by the
    Obamas, White House Marine Guards have been ordered to use their rifle butts to crack open
    lobsters shells.
  - Some genealogists propose that it may be possible to clone another
    Idi Amin by using DNA acquired from Michelle Obama.
  - Ann Coulter is clever, and cleverness is anathema to the unclever.
  - The only percentage in Barack Obama’s yelling "I
    won", is that he’s giving winning a bad name.
  - Chicagoans are on a roll. They gave us the Black Sox scandal
    – now they’ve given us the Obama Administration.
  - Michelle’s Obama’s
    hair was the only thing in Chicago politics that went straight.
  - Barack Obama’s speeches have given us a new lingo called
    "spam-speak".
  - Metaphorically speaking, Joe Biden has the deftness of a
    proctologist who gives prostate examinations while wearing a catcher’s mitt.
  - There is always more sweat on Barney Frank’s upper lip than you
    would find in a Lakers’ post-game locker room.
  - In conformity with Al Gore’s theory of global warming, he has
    commissioned a painting of himself in the boat with George Washington crossing the
    Delaware. He’s the soldier wearing a seersucker uniform. (Presumably, he would have
    been the only guy at Valley Forge breaking a sweat.)
  - As a result of the ethnically-biased Presidential election, one
    might wonder why Charles Darwin didn’t warn us that Evolution isn’t for
    everybody.
  - The Republicans always make that classic mistake of bringing a knife
    to a gun fight.
  - In Washington little white lies were never little and henceforth
    will never be white.
  - Irrespective of the Obama Administration’s lamentations, the
    black’s do not have high unemployment. At least half of them are doing television
    commercials - at least on my TV set..
  - Hollywood scuttlebutt: There is in
    contemplation a new film teaming Sylvester Stallone with Janet Reno. The working title is
    "Rocky Meets Shaky".
  - Why aren’t Barney Frank, Christopher Dodd, and Charles Schumer
    in Attica? They could use a few more white felons up there.
  - There ought to be a bounty on California Judges.
  - Telling Americans not to listen to Rush Limbaugh may be Barack
    Obama’s second biggest mistake. Michelle was his first.
  - Will the Obama Administration re-popularize that festival of the
    politically incorrect invectives that once flooded the nation?
  - What is there about the job of First Lady that attracts so many
    bitches?
  - The recent theory by a geneticist holds that some people are born
    black due to an absence of DNA.
  - Some author has written an unkind version of history in which Barack
    Obama lived and gets voted off a slave ship.
  - It was only a matter of time. Someone in Vermont is working on a
    gender-neutral toilet paper.
  - Obama has sworn off torture. Presumably in his old Chicago
    neighborhood they found it a tough habit to break.
  - By the time Genghis Khan was Obama’s age he had killed more
    than fifty million people. As the saying goes, "When you’re hot, you’re
    hot".
  - If Hillary Clinton had become President she’d be working on
    her Emasculation Proclamation.
  - There is nothing in the Obama Administration that couldn’t be
    improved by a mutiny.
  - Like most Democrat Secretaries of State, her appointment to that
    position gave Hillary Clinton a chance to exercise her longstanding hatred of Jews.
  - Al Gore is giving the world a global reaming.
  - A Congressman has found a deodorant spray that can dispel the aroma
    of Nancy Pelosi in the House chamber. It’s called Hag-Away.
  - Michael Steele attacking Rush Limbaugh is just another sign that the
    Republican Party cannot abide a winner.
  - Now that the government is returning the homes to the
    foreclosure-niks, will Obama also tell them at what time they have to be at home, and in
    bed by nine o’clock - with the television turned off?
  - The Obama economy will become known as grab-onomics. Democrats seem
    to have no memory of what America was.
  - A Heavenly messenger’s report to the Deity might go like this:
    
    Dear Lord, You sent me to Earth on a fact-finding mission to determine whether there
    was anything redeeming about the Humanity You created. Give me a few more centuries and
    I’ll get back to You.
  - And this …
    
    Will Americans ever face the question about this President who is
    bringing our nation to ruin: Is it the right time to stop calling him a bastard and start
    calling him a (fill in color here) bastard?
American Thinker: Land For Peace, American Style

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- - " Never ask a friend to buy a horse you wouldn't buy yourself" - (Loose translation of an old Yiddish proverb)
  - Apply the principles urged on Israel to the United States, and you end up with a scenario something like this:
  - The new final settlement conference between the US, Mexico, and the Aztlánistas is scheduled for late June.
  - The agreement promises a new chapter in the relationship between the countries -- and new hope for Mexican refugees yearning for self-determination and a state of their own.
  - For years, there have been ongoing hostilities, culminating in a rash of illegal immigration and ongoing terrorism on the border. While there are many troublesome issues, new attitudes on both sides of the conflict may mean that peace is finally at hand.
  - The new status quo will probably look very much like a proposition made by New Aztlán advocates like MEChA (and prominent American academics), tempered with the peace plan promoted by Mexican President Calderon. Other Latin American countries have endorsed the plan.
  - What the Aztlánistas want is final status on a state of their own with contiguous borders, New Aztlán, to consist of the American territories of California, Texas, New Mexico and Arizona.
  - The capital of the new regime will, of course, be traditionally Aztlánista Los Angeles.
  - All non-Mexican settlements and American settlers would be evacuated outside these borders to the original pre-1836 US borders, with some modifications, perhaps, to reflect demographics.
  - Part of Northern California, for instance, could be traded for land in southern Nevada, eastern Louisiana, Colorado or Utah as part of a final agreement.
  - A key demand for the Mexicans and the Aztlánistas is justice for the descendants of the refugees and their descendants dating from the original American-Mexican conflict.
  - They want a full right of return for these refugees and their descendants to Mexican lands still in the hands of the US.
  - The plan's supporters insist upon a right to settle in the US for those Mexicans dubbed "illegal aliens" who have been victimized by what both the Mexicans and the Aztlánistas denounce as the apartheid border wall and restrictive US immigration policies.
  - The proponents of the plan also demand (1) the agreement must have a deadline for implementation; (2) all checkpoints within New Aztlán, (especially on the current borders) are to be removed to allow the Aztlánistas freedom of movement; and (3) US occupation of New Aztlán must end during the interim before the final settlement agreement is implemented.
  - The Aztlánistas are also demanding full sovereignty and control over historic US sites like the Grand Canyon, the Alamo, and Yosemite.
  - An important part of the agreement is that all Mexican and Aztlánista prisoners currently in American custody, who the Aztlánistas consider to be freedom fighters, will be repatriated to Aztlánista territory.
  - In exchange for this, the Mexicans, Latin American Nations and Aztlánistas promise to recognize the remainder of American territory as the sovereign United States.
  - These parties have agreed to renounce illegal immigration, terrorism and to dismantle the drug cartels currently operating out of Mexican and Aztlánista territory.
  - The problems of a final solution to this problem should not be underestimated. Right wing ultra-nationalist settlers who consider these territories part of their historic homeland, regardless of international law, populate much of the area in question. Resettling them in the United States within the pre-conflict borders will entail considerable trouble and expense for the US.
  - In the territories on the North Bank (Texas) in particular, opposition to a proposed land for peace settlement is particularly widespread, not least when it comes to control of the Alamo, which many settlers consider one of the most important sites in their history.
  - The Aztlánistas are insisting on total control of the Alamo as part of their State, claiming that according to their tradition, Aztlánista hero General Santa Ana tied his horse there before ascending to heaven.
  - There are also questions of what kind of control the Mexican government and the Aztlánistas have over groups like the Zetas and MS13 (who are actually mostly Salvadorans), who have yet to commit to being part of any settlement and questions of the proponents' ability to prevent illegal immigration to the US.
  - Obviously the International community will have to provide substantial amounts of aid to both Calderon and to the Aztlánistas as part of a package in order to bolster America's new peace partners.
  - American critics of the peace negotiations have pointed out that such aid in the past has largely ended up in the hands of corrupt Aztlánista politicians.
  - The money has been used in the past to fund drug cartels and terrorists organizations like the Zetas. But experts agree that continued foreign aid would undoubtedly be the necessary "price for peace" on the part of the US.
  - As the Aztlánista population grows, time is running out for a comprehensive settlement. American President Obama has pointed out that the Latino "demographic bomb" will leave Americans with the option of either being a minority in their country or foregoing democracy and permanently occupying the southern territories.
  - Unless the coming conference ends up with major concessions by the Americans, an intensified cycle of violence is almost guaranteed. The Aztlánistas will become more radicalized as they lose hope of reaching a comprehensive settlement.
  - We may very well be on the verge of a peaceful, two-state solution in the region. A land for peace agreement is undoubtedly an important step towards that goal.
  - Proponents of a two-state solution have pointed to Oslo and the Gaza disengagement by Israel. Supporters of the agreement argue that such a plan can work if it is properly implemented with the support of the international community.
  - Most experts in the field contend that the two-state solution is the only hope of ending the conflict and preserving America's character as a democratic state.
US under Obama could slide into military dictatorship, says Gore Vidal - Times Online

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- September 30, 2009
- US under Obama could slide into military dictatorship, says Gore Vidal
- 11 more annotations...
- - Barack Obama is failing as President and the US is in danger of sliding into a
    military dictatorship, says Gore Vidal, the American essayist and
    intellectual.
  - In an
    exclusive interview with The Times, Vidal, 83, reveals that he regrets
    switching his allegiance from Hillary Clinton to Mr Obama during last year’s
    campaign to secure the Democratic presidential nomination.
  - “I was hopeful,” he said of Mr Obama. “He was the most intelligent person
    we’ve had in that position for a long time. But he’s inexperienced. He has a
    total inability to understand military matters. He’s acting as if
    Afghanistan is the magic talisman: solve that and you solve terrorism.”
  - America should leave Afghanistan, Vidal said. “We’ve failed in every other
    aspect of our effort of conquering the Middle East or whatever you want to
    call it.”
  - Vidal, a friend of President John F. Kennedy, became an
    Obama backer because he “grew up in a black city” (Washington) and was
    impressed by Obama’s intelligence.
  - On Mr Obama’s plan to reform healthcare, he said: “He f***** it up. I don’t
    know how, because the country wanted it. We’ll never see it happen.”
  - Vidal added: "He loves quoting Lincoln and there’s a great Lincoln quote from
    a letter he wrote to one of his generals in the South after the Civil War.
    ’I am President of the United States. I have full overall power and never
    forget it, because I will exercise it’. That’s what Obama needs - a bit of
    Lincoln’s chill.”
  - He also predicted Obama may be assassinated:
    “Just one lone gunman lurking in the shadows of the capital.”
  - America has no intellectual class and is rotting away at a funereal pace, he
    believes.
  - “We’ll have a military dictatorship soon, on the basis nobody else
    can hold everything together. Obama would have been better off focusing on
    educating the American people.
  - His problem is being overeducated. He doesn’t
    realise how dim-witted and ignorant his audience is.”
Steve Quayle News Alerts: Email From Listener - RE: Out Of Time

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- E-mail from Listener Re: Out of Time
- October 2, 2009
  
  Gary
- 35 more annotations...
- - The "NEW" Revolution will be started by those who are hungry. Many will turn in their guns for a Peanut Butter Sandwich.
  - The economy will collapse and the food shelves will be empty.
  - Out of time?????? Of course we are.
  - Products coming to market are modified. Genetic manipulation has made most food worthless for nourishment. Vitamins and Minerals are being made to look like they have no effect. Water has been polluted to a degree unimaginably.
  - The Lucie's are "goading" us into action. When that action takes place........and it will.........because we are hungry.......the action will start.
  - That action will be used as an excuse to "implement" ........for our own protection.........the plans that have been there all along.
  - Each and every item necessary for daily living has been modified and/or controlled.
  - Food, Clothing, Shelter, Medical Care, Transportation......etc.
  - Families used to take care of families. Today, no one really cares who their relatives are or where they came from.
  - In my own family, some members have not been to visit Grandma for months.......much less a phone call. Two of my own children have not been to visit since I moved here....even though they were in town.
  - The attitude is like a sign I saw in a fast food restaurant.
    
    "THE ONLY ONE WHO CARED WHAT GRANDMA HAD, WAS GRANDPA"
  - Children have/are been/being taught in government schools that parents are irrelevant. So called "Christian Schools" are not much better. (From personal experience)
  - The relationship "GLUE" that used to hold families together.......has been eliminated.
  - Out of time??? You bet.
  - Pastors, who used to lead the charge, are bound up in their programs for new churches and day care centers. They have all preached their Romans 13 Sermon.
    
    They have lost their "FIRST LOVE".
  - Believe me when I say.......no pastor. All that is necessary to verify that statement is to read what they write. Concessions have become common place. Concessions to the devil that is.
  - I know of no pastor worthy of his calling........if in fact there was a "calling".
  - (Apologies......... to those I don't know........... who really ARE known by JESUS)
  - Most have the same format.
    
    "If you build it, they will come". Then when the building is built.......and can't be paid for......they go somewhere else.
  - Churches are going bankrupt. Guess who gets to pay the bill?? The richest "Stockholder"/ "Church Member". Every church is a Corporation. Created by the State, for the State, and responsible to the State. God is no longer in the picture.
  - The others are just trying to protect their jobs.......or turf.
  - So, other pastors who might say something "new" do not steal "their" members.
  - The number one reason most people go to any church......is to have a place to be buried from.
  - So, the world can see they were members.......somewhere. By that reasoning........people can see they were "GOOD PEOPLE".
  - Out of time??? Of course we are.......
  - Most people have sold out to the devil.
    
    How?????????
    
    It is easier to look for the answer with money........than to look for instructions from the Throne Room.
  - During the time when JESUS walked the earth....the Pharisees used to have little bells on their clothing.......so everyone would know who they were.
    
    What has changed? Nothing.......
  - Designer jeans. Newest sports star on the T- shirt. New Cars and Trucks. Nice looking grass in the yard.....if you have a yard. On and On....
  - YOU NEED NOT BE CONCERNED WITH WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF YOU............IF YOU JUST REALIZE HOW SELDOM THEY DO
  - Every facet of your life and mine has been controlled.
  - We are not allowed to think. Fluoride in the water sees to that. And other more sophisticated little ditties........
  - We are not allowed to using reasoning powers. The logic of Mathematics has been eliminated........in the event it might carry over into life. Checkout people can't even make change. Saying "Thank You" is unheard of.
  - Is the Time up??? Of course it is.
  - Is there a solution???? Of course there is. There is always a SOLUTION.
    
    It involves "individual" action and "individual" participation.
  - It's called a personal relationship with the King of Kings.......soon to be crowned.........and the Lord of Lords..........soon to come back and do some serious damage..........unheard of by "modern" man.
    
    But, you might lose a trinket OR two.
    
    And the Band Plays On............
Steve Quayle News Alerts: Email From Trucker

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- October 2, 2009
- 6 more annotations...
- - Steve,
    
    Forgive me for taking your time, with information; you surely are aware of.
  - Following the first Gulf War he delivered UN military vehicles picked up at a port in TX and delivered them to a railroad yard in Columbia Falls, MT.
    
    Add Sticky Note
  - A fellow truck driver friend of mine, with 17 kills in Viet Nam gave me this information.
  - These vehicles with large caliber guns on, were transfered from his flatbed trailer to railroad flatcars. When he asked where they were going, they said; "NW of here into a UN Bio National Park, to be parked there".
  - He then clearly told me, "everything you hear on those shows, is true and will happen in America soon".
  - A few months ago I spoke to an Army Major. When I told him that I listen to you and Alex Jones, he replied that he listens to both and Savage.
RECTAL BOMBS, BONO DRECK & OBAMA FULL OF IT: HEADLINE POTPOURRI #9

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- RECTAL
  BOMBS, BONO DRECK & OBAMA FULL OF IT:
  
  HEADLINE POTPOURRI #9
- By: Frederick Meekins
- 20 more annotations...
- - Travelers often grumble about security measures at
    airports requiring them to remove belts and shoes as precautions to detect explosives.
    Such inconveniences may seem like something from the quaint past in light of a new
    strategy developed by Al Qaeda.
  - An attack was carried out against the Saudi head of
    counterterrorism operations by concealing nearly a pound of explosives inside a bomber's
    rectum.
  - The device was detonated by cell phone. It is believed instructions on how to
    carry out such an attack will soon be posted online.
  - Representative Joe Wilson was right after all. Obama is a liar.
  - The healthcare
    legislation being considered in Congress will not require immigrants to produce legitimate
    photo identification to qualify for benefits.
  - But I bet you, American citizens will have
    to lay bare all their documents (including birth certificates like those Il Duce refuses
    to show anyone) to qualify for even the most basic of medical care.
  - The stage at U2’s Washington concert cost nearly $40 million. By what right has
    Bono then to lecture the rest of us about poverty and Westerners having too much?
  - During
    the concert, the Irish crooner declared that his quartet had transcended band status and
    are more akin to a global force like a nation states. Apparently he’s every bit the
    arrogant piece of human dreck South Park made him out to be.
  - The
    likes of Whoopi Goldberg, Woody Allen, and the French government have gone on the record
    that Roman Polanski should be set free since his drugging of a thirteen year old girl and
    the carnal knowledge he gained of her while in such a state was so long ago and really
    wasn’t rape anyway.
  - Hollywood and secular elites around the world have endorsed child molestation.
  - One wonders if they’ll go as easy on Catholic priests
    accused of such things often on the grounds of nothing more than the word of the alleged
    victim.
  - Don’t expect children to be better protected under the Obama Administration. The
    Presidents special advisor on school safety is alleged to have done nothing other than
    advise the youngster to use a condemn when a fifteen confided in the then-teacher that he
    was having an affair with an older man.
  - Scripture informs the reader that in God’s eyes there is neither Greek nor Jew.
    Apparently those at Oxon Hill Baptist Church failed to heed this passage.
  - According to the
    October 2009 edition of the Maryland Baptist Convention's Baptist Life newsletter, a
    Filipino open house was held for new Prince George’s county teachers of that
    particular extraction where they were provided with warm clothing, linens, and kitchen
    items. Perhaps members of less-than favored ethnicities should consider withholding their
    tithes until all educators are appreciated for their minds rather than their skin colors.
  - Would so-called
    "conservatives" put up with a website extolling how much "Germanic
    Heritage" has contributed to the United States?
  - Gingrich now shills for Hispanosupremacits through TheAmericano.com.
  - Another article titled "Language
    Is Not A Family Value" on the site downplayed English as an indispensable component
    of the American identity.
  - Maybe if time wasn't wasted on propaganda orations and singing hymns to Il Duce's august
    name, teachers would have sufficient time to teach actual subjects.
  - President Obama is threatening to lengthen the school day and year.
  - This plan to extend
    both the school year and day is no doubt to pay back one of Obama's core constituencies
    that can't get enough of the motions necessary to have a child but don't want any of the
    responsibilities that follow afterwards.
Betty Freauf -- Why Glenn Beck Confuses Me

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- WHY
  GLENN BECK CONFUSES ME
- By
  Betty Freauf
  
  October
  28, 2009
  
  NewsWithViews.com
- 52 more annotations...
- - I
    was cruising the radio dial one day and I ran into this guy called Glenn
    Beck and his assistant, Stu who had been given an assignment to follow
    presidential candidate Barack Obama around and report back to Glenn.
  - The dialogue taking place this particular day found Stu following B.O.
    into the bathroom. He noticed him going into the stall, sitting down
    and “Wow,” absolutely euphoric Stu said, “This guy
    doesn’t even leave a stink.”
  - I told my husband about it
    later and said maybe I should write an article.
  - My wise husband of 54
    years said it sounded like satire to him and Glenn Beck sounded like
    a jokester.
  - Taking his wise counsel, I decided maybe I’d better
    not go out on a limb; however, after that encounter I became a regular
    radio listener and I, too, became impressed with Glenn Beck on the radio
  - and when he was hired by FOX, I became a regular listener like so many
    of his followers and he’s to be commended for his leadership with
    the widely successful Tea Party and 9/12 movements.
  - People are waking
    up. I bought about a dozen Common Sense books and gave them
    away.
  - However,
    some of my long-time astute networking research friends suggested I
    be “beware” of Beck
  - and then about a month ago he praised
    Edward R. Murrow as being a terrific journalist for “exposing”
    Senator Joe McCarthy (R-Wisconsin) when McCarthy began accusing many
    in our government as being either communist sympathizers or outright
    communists.
  - McCarthy died under suspicious circumstances at a government
    hospital in 1957 and many books and articles since have been written
    saying “McCarthy was right.”
  - I talked to several other older
    friends from the McCarthy/Murrow era that love Glenn and his remark
    about Murrow went right over their heads.
  - So, I wonder, how many other
    heads did it go over? Did I hear wrong? Certainly his remark wasn’t
    some sort of sick satire, or was it?
  - David
    Horowitz, a former Communist, said in his 1997 book, Radical Son,
    McCarthy was a latecomer to the anti-Communist crusade, which had begun
    in the early thirties when the rise of Hitler and Stalin first made
    the totalitarian threat real.
  - The House Committee on Un-American Activities
    had already been created, and Congressional investigations launched.
  - It was not until June 29, 1950, four days after the Communists invaded
    South Korea that McCarthy seized the national stage.
  - In a series of
    famous speeches, he turned anti-communism into a weapon against the
    Democrats who had allowed that Party to infiltrate both its coalitions
    and the government itself.
  - The liberals failed to appreciate the Communist
    threat. Most journalists are registered Democrats.
  - Glenn
    tells us to question everything so I took him seriously when he looks
    into the camera and says, “If I make a mistake, I will admit it”
    and I wrote him a $5 certified letter, return receipt requested and
    explained to him who Edward R. Murrow really was. I never got the card
    back and in the meantime I have misplaced the receipt.
  - On
    his October 23, 2009 TV program, Beck played a Chicago mafia thug with
    a baseball bat aimed at the alleged Marxist heads of the Obama administration
    and he played clips from the UNTOUCHABLES movie and then in the next
    breath once again praised Edward R. Murrow for his courage in exposing
    Senator Joe McCarthy but again failing to tell his audience that McCarthy
    was trying to call out the warning about the communist infiltration
    in America.
  - Isn’t this a bit ironic when Beck appears to be doing
    the same thing with all the alleged Marxist mug shots pasted on his
    T.V. studio blackboard who surround the president? I don’t get
    it!
  - Maybe some readers can help me understand. Did he not receive my
    letter? It was never returned. Is he not a man of his word, as he wants
    us to believe?
  - He claims to read all the books on our Founding Fathers
    about how they gave their lives, their fortunes and sacred honor but
    why does he seem to be lacking in comprehension skills when it comes
    to a journalist such as Edward R. Murrow?
  - Surely the Internet is filled
    with information about Murrow and his leftist ideology.
  - Perhaps
    he’s made his judgments from George Clooney’s movie Good
    Night and Good Luck that continued the smear campaign against Senator
    Joseph McCarthy while lionizing leftist reporter Edward R. Murrow.
  - Beck
    wasn’t born in 1935, so perhaps he is unaware in that year the
    leftist National Education Association promoted a summer school held
    in Moscow, Russia, at which commissars (czars) were to teach and DID
    teach hundreds of American teachers.
  - Some of the biggest names in American
    Education including now deceased John Dewey were sponsors of that school
    along with such members of the mass liberal media as Edward R. Murrow
    who later dispensed pro-Soviet disinformation.
  - On
    his October 23, 2009 Beck confused me more when he praised journalist
    Walter Conkite, a United Nations supporter and another one-worlder.
  - Why would Beck belittle Senator Joe McCarthy and then turn around and
    expose Obama’s affiliations with known Marxists such as Van Jones,
    the “green jobs czar” who admitted he was a Communist?
  - The
    descent into Marxism is happening with breathtaking speed, against the
    backdrop of a passive, hapless sheeple…(people) writes Stanislav
    Mishin in his article “From Pravda With Love.” (The Schwarz
    Report – October 2009)
  - Beck
    admitted Cronkite was a liberal but claimed he kept his ideology to
    himself. Oh really –
  - McAlvany News reported in its July 2000 newsletter
    that Cronkite accepted the highest award of the World Federalist Association
  - and the “most trusted man” in America declared his loyalty:
    “If we are to avoid the eventual catastrophic world conflict,
    we must strengthen the United Nations (controlled by the communists)
    as a first step toward a world government… We Americans will have
    to yield up some of our sovereignty. That would be a bitter pill. It
    would take a lot of courage…”
  - Cronkite
    went on to urge U.S. ratification of the United Nations Law of the Sea
    Treaty rejected by Ronald Reagan, of the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty
    rejected by the Senate, and of the Rome treaty for a permanent international
    war crimes tribunal.
  - He urged America to surrender its veto power in
    the Security Council, and called for a standing United Nations Army
    to enforce the peace of the world - the internationalist’s version
    of world government
  - and if President Barack Obama signs the United Nations
    Climate Treaty in the Copenhagen on December 7-18 and the Senate ratifies
    it, we will have come full circle to the Biblical prophesized one world
    government which the globalists have been dreaming about for more than
    a century.
  - The Constitution means nothing to these traitors.
  - Recently
    I ran into an article from the Oct. 21, 1985 New American magazine entitled
    The USSR’s Spetsnaz: Special Forces Soviet Style about
    its plans to invade the West revealed that all the countries in the
    West had been penetrated by Soviet “sleepers” who came as
    tourists, merchant seamen, or members of visiting cultural missions.
  - These agents then established safe houses for the day when Russia’s
    rapid-advance Spetsnaz forces arrived.
  - Members
    of the USSR’s Olympic team and the ZSKA sports group had been
    trained for reconnaissance missions, so that when Spetsnaz
    forces appeared behind the West’s lines, spreading disorder and
    sabotage, as well as planting mines and sapping Western defenses, they
    would not want for guides.
  - Worse, the sleepers had not failed to contact
    Western revolutionaries who will aid an enemy incursion.
  - The
    Spetsnaz rapid invasion force elite was estimated at the time to number
    at least 30,000 men under direct control of the GRU (military intelligence),
    but would work in coordination with the parallel clandestine force organized
    and maintained by the KGB
  - The Spetsnaz role is to soften up
    the West’s defenders.
  - Infiltrating in small groups by sea and
    air, they are to disrupt defenses, mine seaports, destroy refineries
    and power stations, assassinate key leaders, and disrupt the communications
    system before the main Russian wave arrives.
  - Spetsnaz
    men are the cream of the USSR’s young army.
  - Fluency in languages
    is emphasized and Spetsnaz methods are so secret that the entire
    force has been segregated from other troops.
  - Midget submarines, known
    to be carried on the decks of the USSR’s India-class submarines,
    were specially designed to put Spetsnaz men ashore.
  - NATO officials estimated
    that it would take ten regular troops to combat each Spetsnaz
    fighter- either a man or a woman – whom the Soviets planned to
    have in place and ready for action before the regular attack.
  - While
    all of the above may sound like fiction, in my 2001
    Is Communism Dead article, I noted Khrushchev said some day the
    red flag would fly over the U.S. but the American people would raise
    it.
  - September
    21, 2009 Pastor Chuck Baldwein reported “The flag of the Communist
    Chinese regime has been raised over festivities near the White House
    honoring the restrictive nation’s 60th anniversary.
  - Please,
    Glenn, stop the satire. You’re confusing me and explain why I
    shouldn’t be questioning your support for such leftist journalists
    like Murrow and Cronkite?
  - © 2009 Betty Freauf - All
    Rights Reserved
  - Betty is a former Oregon Republican
    party activist having served as state party secretary, county chairman,
    5th congressional vice chairman and then elected chairman, and a precinct
    worker for many years but Betty gave up on the two-party system in 2004
    and joined the Constitutional Party.
    
    Betty is a researcher specializing in education,
    a freelance journalist and a regular contributor to www.NewsWithViews.com
    
    E-Mail: bettyboot@countrycablevision.net

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