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• 25 Sep 06
  

  Matt Warren

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• 30 Aug 06
  

  Micah Sittig

  Geek humor. The comments are as good as the post.

  geek humor iraq linux shell bourne

• 29 Aug 06
  

  Dirk Matthews

  The War on Terror As viewed from the Bourne shell. $ cd /middle_east $ ls

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  Wei-Jing Zhu
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  Richard Hemmer

  bourne geeks humour middle_east unix

  • $ cd /middle_east
    $ ls
    Afghanistan   Iraq          Libya         Saudi_Arabia  UAE
    Algeria       Israel        Morrocco      Sudan         Yemen
    Bahrain       Jordan        Oman          Syria
    Egypt         Kuwait        Palestine     Tunisia
    Iran          Lebanon       Qatar         Turkey
    
    $ cd Afghanistan
    $ ls
    bin  Taliban    
    $ rm Taliban
    rm: Taliban is a directory
    $ cd Taliban
    $ ls
    soldiers
    $ rm soldiers
    $ cd ..
    $ rmdir Taliban
    rmdir: directory "Taliban": Directory not empty
    $ cd Taliban
    $ ls -a
    .            ..           .insurgents
    $ chown -R USA .*
    chown: .insurgents: Not owner
    $ cd ..
    $ su
    Password: *******
    # mv Taliban /tmp
    # exit
    $ ls
    bin
    $ cd bin
    $ ls
    laden
    $ cd ..
    $ rm -r bin/laden
    bin/laden: No such file or directory
    $ find / -name laden
    $
    $ su
    Password: *******
    # mv bin /tmp
    # exit
    $ pwd
    /middle_east/Afghanistan
    $ cd /opt/UN
    $ ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
    ln: cannot create /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda: Permission denied
    $ su
    Password:*******
    # ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
    # cd /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    Al_Qaeda: does not exist
    # rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    # mkfile 100g /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    mkfile: No space left on device
    # rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    # cd /opt/Coalition/Willing
    # mkfile 1b /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    # chown -R USA:Proof /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
    #exit
    $ cd /middle_east/Iraq
    $ ls
    saddam
    $ ls
    saddam
    $ ls
    saddam
    $ ls -a
    .            ..           saddam
    $ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd]
    /Korea/North/wMd
    $ wall Propaganda.txt
    Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on USS_Abraham_Lincoln Th May 1st
    Mission Accomplished!
    $ rm saddam
    saddam: No such file or directory
    $ find / -name saddam
    /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam
    $ wall NewsWorthy.txt
    Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on Time.Magazine Sat Dec 13
    We Got Him!
    $ mv /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail
    $ cd /opt/USA
    $ cp -Rp Democracy /middle_east/Iraq
    $ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy
    $ ./install
    Install Error: Install failed.  See install_log for details.
    $ more install_log
    Installed failed!
    Prerequisite packages missing
    Conflicting package Wahhabism found in /midde_east/Saudi_Arabia
    Packages Church and State must be installed separately
    File System /PeakOil nearing capacity
    Please read the install guide to properly plan your installation.
    $

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      Richard Hemmer on 2006-08-29

      That's a very nice and concise way of presenting the conflict. Well done!
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  Alexandre Courbot

  fun geek humor politics

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• 
  Richard Hemmer on 2006-08-29
  That's a very nice and concise way of presenting the conflict. Well done!

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  Matt Warren on 2006-09-25
  A quite funny look at the WOT as viewed from a Unix shell system; okay, it's *ubergeek* and all, but it's still funny (Sun Ray Blog, September 16 2006).

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