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May 04, 12

I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and i am the owner of Microsoft – Bill Gates

I should just change my voice mail greeting to : “Please hang up and text me”.

I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off. – Unknown AKA Anonymous

“When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don’t know how to spell anonymous.” -Unknown ;)

I never make stupid mistakes, only very very clever ones… [one of my favorite funny quotes]

Three things a guy want to change about his girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men. -Kid Cudi

Dec 05, 11

How to open the buds of Barbara branch until Christmas, so let the man open up to the next light.

May 07, 11

1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

6. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

7. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.

11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

May 07, 11

Dental implant is an artificial tooth root replacement process in which a permanent device (Titanium rod) is placed in the jaw bone to anchor a tooth, crown, or bridge.

Oct 02, 09

t-shirt quotes you can print on your t-shirt, funny and amusing quotes

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