""Phil paced, mostly. Apparently women's pants were meant to drape decoratively about the shoe area. Even sweats. He found mostly all that did was trip him and get dirty. Also his center of gravity was off."
What's the first thing you do when you find out some mad scientist's contraption has turned you into a woman? Why go have sex of course. Oh if only it were that simple. Phil usually wished his life was actually that simple."
"In which Steve tries to date Clint, the Avengers attempt to be helpful in his adjustment to the twenty-first century, and sex pollen almost ruins everything."
"Clint's out of arrows and Steve's unconscious with an army of killbots closing in. The only weapon around is Steve's shield so Clint's going to have to learn how to use it right now if they're going to make it out of this alive."
""Captain America's allowed to have a sweetheart," Steve says, leaning back.
"Not a kinky male ex-carnie spy he's not."
"Well, I'm Captain America and leader of this team and as a kinky male ex-dancing-girl soldier, I get to say who's my sweetheart. And I don't want any lip about it -- just because I ain't had much experience with a switch doesn't mean I ain't had any." "
"Bruce's talk with Clint goes pretty well. Clint has seen it coming for a while, has been reading the writing on the wall, so he smiles with forced ease that says he's seen it coming, and he says it's all cool.
Up and across Stark Tower Tony's conversation with Steve is going differently."
"Bucky wants Steve to draw him. Bucky's bored enough to model, and that's -- that's --
“That's -- a fun idea,” Steve supplies, fingers tight around his pencil. “I mean, we could try that if you wanted to.” Is his palm sweating on the pencil? “It'd be pretty boring for you, though, I guess.”"
"For a prompt in the Avengers Kink Meme: Tony has had a book since he was a teenager, in which he writes down every mistake he has ever made. He decided that when he fills up the book to the very last page, he will kill himself."