Now that the left wingnut socialist crowd can spew the “wow, those John Galt types really are fair and balanced” let me unzip my furor and piss into what would be your hollowed out eye sockets if I could get you into range. You Marxist dirt bags pieces of crap are about to get your wish and guess what? I still hope you fail although I know deep down in my heart, you shall succeed and soon have the ability to have people with guns chasing me into the countryside shooting at my small, firm, male butt like I’m sort of freaking pheasant in a video game restricted hunt. But enough about the dire reality of our political situation and this much delayed report which was interrupted when my wife decided to have one of her girlfriend office parties at my casa last night, forcing a mandatory evacuation for sanity purposes.