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humor/crack/romance/fluff/het/dark
Updated on Apr 12, 12
Created on Sep 28, 11
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She's shoving toast into his mouth and it tastes good, tastes great, in fact; he still wants to kill her about it.
Human Woman sequal
"GOOD GREAT GOD'S PANTS," the Master says reasonably, backing away from her with a horrified expression. "You- you let me do this. You did nothing to stop me."
Tea Time sequal
The New Time Lords sat in judgement. Literally. There was a very nice line of chairs just come in from the newly built IKEA Gallifrey II, called Joodgements, and they'd picked out lovely ones in red and yellow. They matched the wall-hangings and the embroidered robes and the circle of tile on the floor where the accused is supposed to stand.
Firey Death sequal
The Master has never been happier. Never. Not even on last year's birthday, when Rose baked him a cake and he put the Doctor's face in it.
"you look like a drug addict, malfoy."
"and you look like a beaver, granger."
It says a lot about his life that Jim's no longer surprised to be waking up in sickbay with no idea of how he got there.
In the sickly yellow glow of the streetlights she looks less like a girl and more like some foreign, ignorant mind's approximation of what a girl should be - like a boat built by a man who'd only read stories about the sea. There is something unnatural in the tilt of her head and the turn of her ankles, in the angles of her elbows and knees. The parts are all correct and accounted for (knee bone connected to the thigh bone, thigh bone connected to the hip bone) but in the whole there is something lacking. Something wrong.
The day Rose Tyler joined the traveling circus with the big blue tent, she was first greeted by an elephant.
Even with their joined hands swinging between them in a way that any outsider would undoubtedly describe as 'jovial', neither of them was quite able muster a smile as open as they might have shared prior to spending an entire Earth year watching half a planet be destroyed, and then immediately witnessing most of the occupants of the Titanic be thoughtlessly slaughtered, all for the sake of nothing more than power and greed.
Molly is eight years old when she sees her first human corpse.
Wonders how she learned such a good left hook, now, rubbing his chin and leering. "Just commenting on the decor." Apparently she's sensitive on the subject of walls painted white.
"I'm soooo lonely," said the Master in falsetto, pushing the glasses higher on his nose. "I'm the looonely god." He slid out of the narrow, pinstriped trousers and batted his eyelashes. Nothing on underneath, like a proper evil overlord. "I tried to save a planet of kittens today but I failed and they all died. Love me ?"
"Say I wasn't so normal. Say I was bald and had the complexion of a popular primary color, as a random, non-specific example. Would you still like me?"
- Ты похож на наркомана, Малфой.
- А ты похожа на бобра, Грейнджер.
23 items | 31 visits
humor/crack/romance/fluff/het/dark
Updated on Apr 12, 12
Created on Sep 28, 11
Category: Entertainment & Arts
URL: