To whoever matched me on NASA RPF and didn't just now default, you are my hero.
"O HAI SEXIE JAK," the cat said. Jack beamed.
In which TV Tropes is a terrible tease, and Wikipedia tries to be respectable and fails. Hard. Het, vaaaaaaguely dubcon if you squint at it?
An anthro version of what happened on the titular date. Wikipedia uses brackets for everything in a manner reminiscient of A Beautiful Mind and TV Tropes is a massive Tsundere with an inconsistent-as-hell personality. Fluff.
The box and stuffing were cleared away, and PC got his first look at his new rival. The new guy was terribly young and casual and glaringly white and was looking around his new environment with relaxed interest. Ready to go right out of the box, the little show-off. PC whirred irritably.
The first time Mac kissed PC, PC was crying. It was almost two decades ago. Someone had tripped over PC's power cord, and he'd fallen and skinned his knee.
PC's hand tightened involuntarily around Mac's shoulder. "Melissa? Who's Melissa?"
"Some girl I met last night online. She was kinda strange, but I couldn't get rid of her so I just let her talk in the background. In fact," Mac rubbed his eyes. "I think she's still around. Weird, huh?"
The enhanced security had been…well, really enhanced. It had protected him from everything. (It’d nearly hit Mac in the face when he made the mistake of trying to steal a kiss from PC in its presence.)
Mac visits PC after his major upgrade.
They'd gotten tipsy off one too many free demos and trial downloads, and the hotel LAN had started to feel a little crowded, and oh, Mac hadn't thought to book a room - but PC had one, and it'd be quieter up there, less hectic.
"Greatest Journal was a good man," his brother Dead Journal said from the pulpit. "He always tried to go above and beyond the call of duty and today we honor his life."
"Hey, Fandom, how have you been? I have missed you. Wanna hook up again?" said YahooGroups and winked.
Fandom ran away screaming.
The romantic adventures of Fandom, LJ, and Dreamwidth, as told to Fandom's BFFs.
Livejournal is overreacting. What else is new?