Dante Pleiades's List: Gossip

Bittersweet World no longer: Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is giving up her recording career for her son. Celebrity insiders tell London's The Mirror, the

I doubt any member of that family has normal in them.

but these rumors are starting to sound serious.

Much like an anorexic's vanilla and chocolate frozen yogurt dinner, rumors have been swirling all weekend long that America - and the world's - most beloved, untouchably attractive celebrity power couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, were in the process of separating. Yes. Proof that being drop dead gorgeous and having wild sexual chemistry a relationship does not make. You know what else might not make a long-term relaysh/family? Acquiring a new baby every 4.7 seconds. Also? Goat beards.

Jon Gosselin agreed to face off with opinionated prosecutor-turned-talk-show-host Nancy Grace on tonight's The Insider, during which Grace played the Greek chorus, and confronted Gosselin with all the dirty looks and hard questions that everyone else is thinking.

Drew Peterson Murder Trial Will Not Be Moved, Judge Says, A judge denied a request Friday to move the murder trial of former Bolingbrook police sergeant Drew Peterson.

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The owners of Neverland are said to be "seriously considering" dismantling the King of Pop's former residence and moving it to Vegas to open a Graceland style attraction, according to E!. "The idea is to take physically everything that's not part of the dirt and reassemble it in Las

We'd like to meet the bozo who thought it would be good idea to give Joe Jackson -- otherwise known as Satan -- a television reality show. Show