Ernesto del Castillo's List: Entretenimiento

• Appearing in a pastiche of one of your earlier films is never a wise move.
• acknowledgement that you aren’t known for much else
• avoid such self-mockery at all costs. That’s Rule One.
• Rule Two: Don’t do a horror film unless you’re the monster. Horror audiences come to see the villains
• Rule Three: Don’t play the parents of a child who's the lead character.
• should never work with children and animals holds water.
• Rule Four: Don’t play a cartoon character’s sidekick.
• Rule Five: Don’t return to a franchise you abandoned a few years earlier.
• Rule Six: Don’t sign up for a sequel without your original co-star.

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