Malachi Smith's List: COMMENTARY

• CLOSING  IN ON MEDIOCRITY
• BARACK AND OTHER BALDERDASH
• By: Norman Liebmann
• Barack Obama suggested we save on gas by  keeping our tires inflated. After all, it worked on his head.
• Obama is going to save America with  a tire gauge and a dipstick. (He may include a squeegee - if neatness counts.)
• Whatever  money you save at the gas pump, Obama asks you to remember on Election Day that your tires  are black. 
• If many more people stop buying the  New York Times, its editor will just be standing around with his opinion flapping in the  breeze.
• As has been said, journalists are like eunuchs. They see it done all the time but  they can’t do it themselves. 
• Barack Obama proposes giving another  stimulus package of $1000 for everybody in America – which is nowhere near the amount Eliot  Spitzer paid to “hooker” Ashley Dupre to get his package “stimulated”. 
• The latest definition of a responsive  Congressman is one who is never too busy to tell a constituent “Drop dead!”. 
• Barack Obama’s “short  list” is composed of the people who are the most full of “short”. 
• President George W. Bush will shortly  be bringing his “new tone” home to Texas.  The Mexicans are already lining up there to attend the ceremony in which George W. will  re-surrender the Alamo to them. 
• The last black man who could have  taught Barack Obama how to deal with Germans was Joe Louis. The German’s name was Max  Schmeling. 
• Obama doesn’t wear a flag pin  because he doesn’t want anyone to suspect him of being a true American. So far no one  has accused him of it. (“The wicked flee when no man pursueth”.) 
• The Obama Inauguration would likely  resemble Homecoming Week at Grambling. 
• Thursday has been suggested as the  best day of the week to deliver America’s  garbage to Mexico – or just gift wrap it and let them steal  it. 
• A researcher reveals that Hussein is  the Arab name for Buckwheat. Of course it’s a loose translation. 
• The Ignacio Ramos and Jose Campean  frame-up has all the noxious reek of the Alfred Dreyfus’ court-martial. 
• Obama says he doesn’t look like  the guys on the dollar bills. Maybe he’ll get lucky if the Treasury Department  decides to issue a three dollar bill.
• While  the subject of rock music abides, what America needs most is for medical science to produce a  virus that attacks the central nervous system of electric guitars. 
• Rock star Ludacris wants to paint the  White House black. Will that include painting the white half of Barack Obama black?
• John McCain went to Sturgis, South  Dakota, to attend its annual roughhouse motorcycle gang rally. It’s rumored he roared  into town on a Harley Davidson. Not to be outdone, Obama’s campaign staff is looking  around for a Hell’s Angels rally where Barack can prove how macho he  is by rolling into their midst on a pastry cart spinning a parasol over his shoulder. 
• In San  Francisco an illegal immigrant was  arrested five times for selling cocaine. When reported to Mayor Gavin Newsome, he asked,  “What’s the record?” 
• Second language advocate Barack Obama  wants to bring Haitians to America because  they speak French (and will probably urinate in the streets.) 
• More than ever Israel will  find out wait is a four letter word. 
• Sharks have to keep swimming in order to  keep from drowning. Bill Clinton is a shark that only worries about being drowned out.
• Arkansas ruined  politics for everybody. 
• Obama should rename his campaign Flip  Flop Incorporated. The fact that Barack Obama is both black and white indicates that flip  flopping runs in the family. 
• Apparently Jesse Jackson resents  Obama’s “blacker than thou” attitude. 
• Vladimir Putin says the Russians will  return to Cuba. This is a declaration of  war on America that is apparent to everybody except the two  guys running for President. 
• Obama’s political speeches must  come from the Twilight Zone. They sound like they were written on twilight paper.
• Despite the conventional wisdom, it  is global warming that created the impending disaster called Al Gore. 
• For a conservative, having a choice  like John McCain in the voting booth must feel something akin to getting raped on your  wedding night. 
• Ehud Olmert will be remembered as Israel’s kapo President. Isn’t it  time for Jehovah to act? 
• It’s said, the tunesmiths down  in Tin Pan Alley are already composing this year’s holiday carol called Kwanzaa in Kenya. 
• The medical community reports that  the widespread occurrence of HIV is causing an epidemic of statistics - the significance  of which is not clear.
• Nowadays the medical profession is making it clear that both the  disease and the cure can kill you – but the one you can least afford is likely to  kill you first. 
• If Berliners are so anxious for an  apology from America let’s leave Obama at home, resurrect an  echelon of B-17s and let them deliver our regrets from 10,000 feet.
• How come nobody on his  staff told Obama about World War 2? It was in all the newspapers.
• (It is assumable should  Obama get elected he will rename the Presidential Plane “Appeaser One".) 
• The French military crumbled in World  War 2, scuttled their own fleet in Toulon,  got their asses run out of Algeria, and  had their butts kicked at Dien Bien Phu.
• Obama and French President Sarkozy must have gotten along like gangbusters.  (By now Obama has fiddled around in more countries than Itzhak Perlman.) 
• The last French soldier who fired a shot in anger was the fictional Foreign Legionnaire  Beau Geste.
• Interrupting is what Bill  O’Reilly lives for. 
• (Bill Clinton did not  invent penicillin – but his promiscuity gave the guy who did a sense of urgency.) 
• Late-breaking Irony: Bill Clinton has  reached the age where he is eligible for “a mercy hump”.
• It might be a consolation to Ted  Kennedy to be reminded of the words of Methuselah on his 939th birthday, "You reach a  certain age where you're not supposed to feel good". 
• Those Muslim lady suicide bombers in Iraq who  pulled the pin on themselves have given new poignancy to the question, “Are my lips  on straight?” 
• Inasmuch as it may be proof of  eligibility for reparations, minorities have proposed drilling for slave blood. 
• If Alan Greenspan is the man of  journalist Andrea Mitchell’s dreams, all her other opinions come under serious  question. 
• Environmentalists will put a bounty  on fat people - either that, or donate them to the U.S. Sixth Fleet to be towed at sea for  target practice. 
• Hillary Clinton’s smile should  be outlawed by the Hague Convention. 
• It is rumored Michelle Obama excelled  at Princeton University in  political science. The word is she majored in Bumper Stickers. 
• Mayor Gavin Newsom of San Francisco has kept the homeless from losing their  rightful place in the gutter. The Sanitation Department workers are demanding a raise for  sweeping around them. 
• Barack Obama wants to make America an  oil free country in ten years. Why not by Thursday?
• T. Boone Pickens says the answer to  the energy crisis is windmills. Presumably the sooner we start drilling for wind, the  better. 
• Michelle “High Drama”  Obama, the socialist prom queen, is having a makeover. A good place to start is with her  attitude. She has certainly earned her a black belt in condescension. 
• A principle study among Affirmative  Action students is Cockamamie Theology which is actually Cockamamie Socialism. 
• Paradox: How does the mainstream  media expect to help Obama win the election with its circulation and viewership going down  the porcelain receptacle? 
• Why  doesn’t Arnold just rename the capital of California  Taxcramento? 
• Now that it is clear that Human  Rights advocates are being barred from the Games in Beijing,  the official song of the Olympics may become “I’d love to get you on a slave  boat to China”. 
• To insure success in dealing with  foreign despots would Obama have to bring along a groveling carpet? It seems probable that  an Obama cabinet would have a Secretary of Groveling. 
• There are probably more tattoos on  Amy Winehouse’s carcass than there were on the entire crew of the Spanish Armada. 
• It is time Dianne Feinstein and  Barbara Boxer (those kosher heavily scarfed and sequined sisters in socialism) were purged from the Senate.
• Feinstein, the  Mother Teresa of West Coast deviants, misfits and illegal fruit pickers, and Barbara  Boxer, the scheming Richelieu in drag, in a world raging with anti-Semitism financed by  the Saudis, they sit silent and let evangelical Christians express outrage for them. 
• Journalists, like critics, usually  observe the battle from a hilltop, and after it’s over they come down and shoot the  wounded. 
• Would John McCain be the first  President to eject from Air Force One? 
• I never heard anyone accuse an actor  of being smart. Jon Voight is a refreshing change. When the Hollywood glitterati  get through castigating Voight, he will probably be tempted to use his Oscar as a  doorstop. 
• Al Gore’s mental processes are  about as predictable as a garage door. 

• And this  … 

   

  “The natives are restless”  is not the entire quotation. The rest of it is “so let’s postpone the  election”.

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• 2008  A.D.
    THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE MUCK
• By: Norman Liebmann
• It may be time to delete the phrase on  the Statue of Liberty “Send me your huddled masses”. America is already  over-huddled and over-massed. 
• Nancy “Grossie” Pelosie, that unsightly bulge in the House  of Representatives, declared, “I am trying to save the planet”. She promises to  get on it first thing in the morning. (Change of life strikes again!) 
• Welfare is the Liberals' way of  telling God they are sick and tired of picking up after Him. 
• The most precipitous decline in  American history is from Mount Vernon to Mount Kilimanjaro. If not for Ernest Hemingway  nobody would know Mount Kilimanjaro from Mount Molehill. 
• The good old days: There was a time  when a same-sex relationship only meant two people in the same mood at the same time. 
• The reason minorities always vote  Democrat is because they hope one day the Democrats will find a way to make sex a welfare  benefit. 

  • lol..lol..lol
• Barack Obama’s apologizing for America  to foreign despots is no more seemly than it would be for the NAACP’s apologizing to  the KKK. 
• Israel must eventually come to the conclusion that sadness is too much  a part of the Jewish legacy, and anger is not enough. 
• If the voters would get rid of Boxer  and Feinstein, the Great I Am might quit setting fire to their state of California. 
• The Nazis needed an army to invade Europe.  The Arabs only had to wait for a nice day to saunter in. 
• San Francisco will legalize prostitution. Mayor Gavin Newsom will read the  announcement by reading it off a new device called a telepimper. 
• For Obama, happiness is finding a  reason to tell Europeans America is sorry. 
• For apparent reasons taking a shot of  cocaine is now called “a Mexifix”. 
• Al Gore has a perfect DNA match with  an anvil.
• Irrespective of what Gore says, when your hot, your hot, and when you’re  not you’re not. We don’t need someone to tell the world to sweat on cue. 
• Turn Nancy Pelosi upside down and  you’re looking at an Arab. 

  • lol..lol..lol
• The Russians are going to explore its  deepest freshwater lake – perhaps to see if they can find where the Bolsheviks dumped  Anastasia Romanov’s body. 
• If Emil Zola were alive today, Border  Patrolmen Ignacio Ramos and Jose Campean would be free and George Bush would be in the  Oval Cell on Devil’s Island. 

  • Amen!!!!!
• With regard to all the whoopee over  Barack Obama in Berlin, as I recall, the last German role model had a moustache - and the  resemblance doesn’t end there. 
• Either Hillary has had too many free  lunches on the campaign trail, or her pants suits have been fitted with saddle bags. 
• There is something relentlessly and  unpleasantly adolescent about Sean Penn. 
• There are indications many gays in Vermont  are retreating “into the closet”. The state’s thrift shops are showing an  increased inventory in wands. Nevertheless, Vermont remains gender-indefinite and  residents are obliged to use the Restroom of Opportunity. 
• Barack Obama is not an appeaser. He  just left his spine in his other suit. 
• President Bush's de facto  legitimization of amnesty is the beginning of Western Balkanization. 
• Affirmative Action ends in  Affirmative Graduation. 
• Whatever the Senatorial equivalent of  a benchwarmer is, Obama performs that function. 
• Environmentalists find that the  principal defect of the SUV is that Americans like it. 
• The Democrats are not trying to  circumnavigate the Constitution. They are merely trying to “jump start” the  Inquisition.
• John McCain is a team player - which  team is not yet apparent.
• Let us hope that come Election Day  America will decide that being black is just not enough. 
• At this time of his life Bill Clinton  can expect nothing from inside his jock except an echo. 
• Whatever the political circumstances,  the NAACP seems to believe the tribe comes first. 
• There is a unique opportunity at hand  to snatch defeat from the jaws of defeat. If anybody can do it, McCain can. 
• Has the Clinton Library had a visitor  yet? 
• Al Gore will address the United  Nations demanding they pass a resolution repealing the change of seasons. 
• Obama is not so much an Afro-American  as he is an Afro-African. 
• The religion of Islam makes the case  for atheism seem reasonable. 
• We better get ready for a President  whose roots are in Kenya. It could be worse. They could be in Arkansas. 
• John McCain’s decision on who  will be his running mate has narrowed down to either Penn or Teller. 
• Hollywood is considering Wesley Snipes to portray Barack Obama. The  studio promised the part is his - as soon as he gets sprung. 
• The Democrats are the party of  economic strangulation – in case you are wondering who it is that is standing on the  nation’s esophagus. 

  • Well, Bush & Co haven't done too bad a job choking us into unconciousness.
• The measure of compassionate  conservatism is how quickly it yields to the blackmail of minority demands. 
• Is that photograph making the rounds  on the Internet Barack Obama’s family or a reunion of Alan Quartermain’s last  safari?
• Another Obama brother came out of the woodwork. Does it seem as though every few  days Obama’s tribe gets bigger? Maybe we should follow them and see what they eat. 
• Nevertheless, Eskimos are still God’s frozen people. 
• Environmentalist cite as evidence of  global warming that it doesn’t take as long to burn down an igloo as it used to.
• Obama has convinced the hoi polloi it’s handy to have a second  language in which you don’t know what you’re talking about. 
• The power of the press lies not in  the information it can disseminate but in the information that it can suppress. 
• Barack Obama shows just how far  immodesty can carry you. 
• Michele Obama has all the warmth and  charm of a prison matron who is off her “meds”. 
• The Russian people never feel  comfortable unless some despot has his foot on their throat. 
• The media sees itself as a religion  from whose observances they are exempt. 
• Obama works from a teleprompter. He  can hardly wait to read what he’s going to say next. 
• We must yield to the politically  correct use of “the N word” – except where Pastor Jeremiah Wright is  concerned.
• A nuclear attack on America could not  produce a consensus in Congress to declare war. 
• The care and nurturing of minorities  has changed from America’s hobby into a Democrat obsession. If the minorities started  taking care of themselves would the American economy thrive and the Feds break down in  tears? 
• The Mexican foreign policy begins at  the American border. Its only precept is that it is the gringos’ turn to pick the  strawberries. 
• If slaves had put their backs into it  they might still have their jobs on the plantation. 
• Barack Hussein Obama proved you can  take the man out of the Minaret but you can’t take the minaret out of the man. 
• The main cause of death among Arab  teenage girls is their fathers finding out they’re beginning to notice boys. (It is  estimated Arab women are living in the eleventh century. It’s amazing the way time  stands still when you’re not having fun.) 
• John McCain is still carrying  moderation to excess. 
• The elitist Obamas are remarkable  examples of manicured ignorance. 
• The Obamas are a Pomposity Atrocity.  They may soon run out of people to whom to condescend.
• John McCain unloaded Phil Gramm. He  didn’t know Gramm was against off-shore whining. 
• Obama will bring a Tuskegee Airman  out retirement to pilot Air Force One. Chauvinism takes to the air. 
• For the Democrats there’s good  news and bad news. (For them the bad news is the good news.) 
• Election year proverb: Stupidity is  the mother of convention. 
• Barack has modified his stance about  learning foreign languages. (If you can’t speak a foreign language you can at least  speak English in a way that nobody will understand - like Jesse Jackson.) 
• Geraldo Rivera’s next book might  well be called “War Is My Photo-Op”. 
• The Congress is suffering from a  brain power outage. It is not temporary. 
• Arnold Schwarzenegger, California’s  flip-flop Governor, has embraced Al Gore’s global wobbling. Arnold got his  indoctrination in Hollywood where bullshit is king. 
• Where does Obama get off apologizing  to the Berliners for America’s treatment of prisoners? Hey, Barack Baby, does the  name Auschwitz ring a bell? 
• Harry Reid is a guy who was born to  shut up. 
• NBC may offer time for Al Gore to  debate a windmill. 
• Back in Arkansas Hillary made a  hundred grand overnight in cattle futures. That would have taken Heidi Fleiss at least a  month on her back. 
• Adding to the gender confusion, some  prostitutes are calling themselves buy-sexuals. 
• If Al Gore would try hand-feeding  polar bears, he’d get a whole different slant on how the eco-system actually works. 
• It looks like the Democrat campaign  is concentrating on the peons and the “perps”. 
• Delaware is a small state and, as long as Joe Biden is its Senator it is  condemned to remain so. 
• People are lining up not to buy “Grossie” Pelosi’s book.  As of this writing it is 1,437 on the Amazon list. 

• And this … 

   

  In 1863, writer Edward Everett Hale  published a sad story called The Man Without a Country. The 2008 Presidential Candidates  offer a sadder story - that America is now a country without a man.

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• DETRITUS  OF A DEMOCRACY
• MORE OF THE SHAME
• By: Norman Liebmann
• The Beijing Olympics opening number was  spectacular. The only thing it lacked was Madonna walking across the bodies of gay chorus  boys. 
• Their dominance over the Democrat  Convention will make it clear once again that America is still only the Clintons’  hobby. 2008 will be remembered not as the Barack Obama Convention but as the Barack Obubba  Convention. 
• San Francisco is a city that really cares for the homeless. Every sidewalk is  conveniently located next to a gutter. That can’t be just a coincidence. 
• Considering the mindless support  Barack Obama is getting from Hollywood, chances are that Paris Hilton would be his  Secretary of Glitz? 
• Muslims determined Islam became a  better world after they decided to have the carpets beat the women. 

  • lol..lol..lol
• Howard Dean calls the GOP “The  White Party”. Once they get in the privacy of the voting booth some Democrats may  decide they are whiter than the Gallop Poll thought they were. 
• French President Nicolas Sarkozy has  threatened to cut off Vladimir Putin’s supply of snails – a species to which  Putin bears a remarkable resemblance. 
• Michael Phelps did more for the  prestige of the United States than anyone in Washington in the last thirty years.  Nevertheless, Al Gore will probably accuse all of America’s Olympic swimmers of  free-style water pollution. 
• The Russian invasion of Georgia  without retaliation demonstrated that NATO is not  a paper tiger. It is a toilet paper tiger.
• Once again, NATO proved to be  just another four letter word.
• (Two things that will not be missed when George W. Bush  goes – his open mouth kissing with Vladimir Putin – and his exhaustion of the  word “compassion”, which he ultimately rendered devoid of all meaning.) 
• It’s just a matter of time until the Georgian capital  of Tblisi is renamed Putingrad.
• The Clintons always were dedicated to  ruining America, and apparently they’re not through doing it yet.
• They have convinced  Obama to let Chelsea speak. Why not just move the convention to Chappaqua? 
• The television election coverage of  both conventions promises to pit the meek against the mild. No need to send the kids to  bed early. 
• Crisis defined: America is looking at  its worst energy problem since Joe Lieberman’s wedding night. 
• Georgia fell to the Russians while America is preoccupied with global  dawdling. 
• Michelle Obama is scheduled to lead a  procession of the odium to the podium in denouncing America.
• Apparently she has convinced  the Democrats that the Convention isn’t open  until the black lady stings.
• Presumably, she will tell is about how hard she worked to  acquire her Doctorate in Chutzpa. This lady suffers from delusions of nice. 
• Caucasians will no longer be the  majority in North America by the year 2042. There will then be two “Dark Continents” - with five left to  overrun. 
• Illegal aliens are demanding the  right to vote in the American election but insist it be made convenient for them by  putting up ballot boxes in every hospital emergency room. 

  • lol..lol..lol
• Hannity without Colmes is a television show that was long  overdue. 

  • No Hannity or Colmes is better...
• Don’t be surprised if the Pastor  Jeremiah Wright, the vermin of the sermon, shows up at the Democrat Convention and  announces his opinion that The Tuskegee Airmen fought on the wrong side in World War 2. 
• If windmills turned any slower T. Boone  Pickens would have to climb a ladder and give them an occasional twirl.
• Incidentally, has  anyone asked Pickens how many gusts of wind it would take to stop a Russian tank?
• In Vermont they are trying to pass  off homosexuality as an alternative source of energy. Sure it is. 
• The real reason The House of  Representatives was closed down was because one of Nancy Pelosi’s dress shields died  while on duty. The date for the funeral has not yet been announced. 
• So-called comedian Al Frankel is  about as humorous as a burning orphanage. 
• At Princeton Michelle Obama was the  BSOC (Big Socialist on Campus). Vladimir Putin did not go to Princeton but seems in  sympathy with its campus politics.
• Once again Putin demonstrated you can take the man out  of the KGB, but you can’t take the KGB out of the man.
• In Russia, tyrants just seem  to roll off an assembly line. 
• Obama should not wear a flag pin on  his lapel when a white feather is so much more to the political point of what he really  believes.
• Has anyone suggested that the  Democrat Convention invite The Cowardly Lion to be its Keynote Speaker? 
• The white feather is just truth in advertising.
• A wife with incurable cancer, a  husband with an uncontrollable ego, and a bimbo with an unmanageable libido on her way to Hollywood,  has all the elements of a boring soap opera.
• There is less to the John and Elizabeth  Edwards affair than meets the eye, but not more than meets the nose. 
• How come the civil rights gang has  not insisted on a more politically correct designation for the term “slave  blood”?
• The elitist Obamas, exponents of manicured ignorance, are conjuring with the  problem of whether it is possible to have both slave blood and clean fingernails?
• Since  all this business about the importance of having slave blood came up, Obama may rework his  campaign slogan to read,”Chains We Can  Believe In”. 
• The Egyptians plan on building a  fence around the pyramids. Perhaps the money would be better spent on giving the Sphinx a  nose job. 
• It’s just possible the way to  stop people from using cocaine is to convince them it is high in calories. 
• One thing they know how to do in Kenya  is run like hell, which is puzzling when you consider Kenya is a country where  there’s no place to go in a hurry. 
• If Michelle Obama is required to  recite the Pledge of Allegiance will she turn to stone? 

  • lol..lol..lol
• Environmentalists want to put America  in a casket and convince us to hammer it shut from the inside. 
• Even a nuclear attack could not  produce a consensus in Democrat Congress to declare war. 
• It is rumored that Bill  Clinton’s unstable personality is due to the fact that he was conceived by his  parents while they were standing up in a canoe. 

  • lol..lol..lol
• The Arab Street runs through  communities slightly less picturesque than moonscapes. Islam’s principal export is  desolation. 
• Nancy “Grossie” Pelosi, Squeaker of the House of  Representatives, should be indicted for contributing to the delinquency of a gavel.
• The  reason that a woman’s work is never done is because Pelosi won’t let Congress do  it.
• If she can’t shut down the flow of oil she will try to shut down the flow of  testosterone. In any event the lady doesn’t know shale from Shinola. 
• Historically, Hispanics have produced  more than their share of the world’s despots. Comes now L.A. Mayor Antonio  Villagairosa. 
• Gore’s next environmental  brainstorm is urinals in the Sahara Desert. It’s just a matter of time. 
• The Ivy League may change the name of  the program from Affirmative Action to the more appropriate Affirmative Extinction. 
• Barack Obama complains his portrait  is not on a dollar bill. Apparently he’s never been in an inner city crap game. 
• The Democrat Congress has reduced America  to a country that makes bad movies and defective toasters. 
• The elaborate opening ceremonies in Beijing  proved that athletes from every country in the world have finally learned how to wave. 
• The mainstream media is the life  support system of Democrat treason. So much for the obvious. 
• Obama is counting on heavy support  from a constituency that wallows somewhere between the pubescent and the adolescent. 
• Tony Snow has passed on, Brit Hume  intends to retire - leaving Charles Krauthammer marooned on an island of intellectual  mediocrity between Jeff Birnbaum and Mara Liaison. (Quick, Roger, do something!) 
• Had he been President  instead of FDR, Obama would have agreed to discuss a sneak attack on Pearl Harbor with  Hirohito - “without preconditions”.
• Ever the diplomat, Barack Obama  wouldn’t want to offend a punching bag by punching back.
• Obama should drop his candidacy for the  Presidency - “without pre-conditions”. 
• Obama’s ears are the nearest  thing America radar has to a missile defense. 
• The Indianapolis 500 cars will be  kept under 35 mph. There will be no speed limit during the pit stops. What excitement! 
• The Democrats have cancelled the  concepts of right and wrong until further notice. 
• Barack Obama seems to have left his  spine in his other suit. He might be remembered as The Paperback President. Chances are he  would appoint Rodney King to his cabinet as Secretary of “Can we get along?” 
• The  reelection of Mayor Ray Nagin is tantamount to moving the City of New Orleans closer to  the hurricanes. 
• Barack Obama, darling of an  integrity-bereft and morally bankrupt media, is falling lower at the polls. That’s  just another story the mainstream “overlooked”. 
• Congress is experiencing a  testosterone outage. Like all of Congressional outages, it is not temporary. 

• And this   … 

   

  When Bush looked in Vladimir  Putin’s eyes he saw a friend. When Putin looked into Bush’s eyes he saw the last  of the Romanovs.
• In the face of the Georgia crisis George W crawled back to his home town  of Crawford, Texas. They should change the name of that town from “Crawford” to  “Crawfish” - a western expression that means “backing down on your  word”.

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• Thursday, September 4, 2008
• The Real John McCain
• I sit here literally stunned after listening and observing a speech by John McCain which was preceded by a speech in an introduction by his wife, Cindy.
• I honestly was a virgin in this in never having observed him before from a profiler working out who this person really is.
• As readers will know, I was not enamoured of Sen. McCain due to his socialistic leanings and invested a great deal of effort in his defeat.
• At one point in compassion, I had informed him to simply retire, fade away into an ambassadorship where the American nation could remember him as a war hero as his campaign was so failing.
• So in that glaring fact in dealing with John McCain on issues and not fainting in a crowd for Barack Obama, I base all that I do on logical conclusions in this assessment tempered by what I'm inspired to discern.
• The first issue I will address is who John McCain is in politics.
• He is an American Secularist.
• It is important to note what an American Secularist really is.
  They are not as modern twisters claim in being like Jefferson is now lied about in wanting a separation of Church and State. Jefferson wanted no such thing.
• His infamous letter oft quoted was about the government never establishing a religion the people had to follow.
• Exactly what the Constitution deals with in people who love America are at liberty to responsibly worship God as they choose.
• Jefferson wrote of God in the Declaration and the Founders all spoke of Him in the need for God's moral guidance to govern the hearts of mankind as they perform duties in government.
• Here is the vital part in this to understand.
• An American Secularist believes all of this, but in a further step in their hearts they believe that the United States Constitution, it's government, the aura of every American form a secular religion "just under God" for the good of all mankind as the Pledge of Allegiance speaks of.

  • Sounds almost like ancient Rome. The "civil religion" of worship of the State.
  Add Sticky Note
• America has it's holy of holies in the White House, Capitol and Supreme Court. America has it's commandments in the Constitution. America has it's temples in Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln. America has it's icons of the Statue of Liberty and Mount Rushmore. This is what an American secularist is as America is a religion beating in the hearts of all her citizens.
• It does not matter if it is Rush Limbaugh the nativist, Jeff Rense the agitator, John Kennedy the mobile patrician or Ronald Reagan the conservative. All are at their heart people who deeply are impassioned by the United States who love her and in this secular religion for the embodiment of the American Secularist, one people under God, believing in responsible liberty and justice for all.
• I had not expected to find John McCain in this impassioned group, but he is there and he combines within himself exactly who he moulds himself after in Theodore Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan in their ideals of love of America, the champion of the oppressed and a vigor that all things American are good and they love her past their last breath.
• This group above is of this breath of John Adams whose last words were, "Jefferson still lives".
• In the speeches of Mr. and Mrs. McCain, I found compelling tells.
• Mrs. McCain has the habit of shaking her head slowly back and forth when she talks. This is not that she does not believe what she is saying, but in knowing the death she has seen in her personal life around the world doing good deeds it seems she has not come to terms with the monumental harm mankind has unleashed on each other.
• Her real "No" when speaking was confined to things she was saying "no" to as her head then goes in small quick bursts.
• In the first footage I saw of Mrs. McCain almost a year ago, I had termed her as she walked through the crowd a "stepford wife" as she seemed mechanical.
• The person speaking at the Republican Convention was anything but that.
  She was a strong, positive and forceful personality.
• Her most telling reads were in the affirmative in speaking that, "John McCain always speaks the truth", and, "John McCain can be trusted in leadership".
• After 28 years of marriage for her to have no doubts in the least about him being President is part of a revelation which left me stunned in not getting the person a bias had expected.
• I will couch this in having invested a great deal of time studying Democrats Bill Clinton, Joe Biden and Barack Obama who had patterns of not believing a great deal of what they were saying.
• I had expected the same in John McCain. It did not happen.

  • I too was surprised by this fact.
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• John McCain believes everything he said in his speech. His one greatest tell is he grins after he says something which is his affirmation he strongly believes what he has just stated.
• For the McCain world, his first strong affirmative was in a statement that, "Being an American like Barack Obama means more to him than anything else".
  This is what I meant by American Secularism.
• John McCain believes there is nothing else in life than being an American is the highest calling and that title unites him to Barack Obama and gives them both status beyond compare.
• This belief transformed him as he related in being broken after a savage beating in Vietnam. Mr. McCain was typical of Navy pilots in brash, cocky and independent. When he was shot down with broken bones and left to die in solitary and only removed once it was discovered his father was a 4 star, he was put in a cell with 2 other POW's who literally had to feed, clean and keep his 100 pound body alive.
• This was the first physical breaking of John McCain.
• He would take beatings and always come back smiling to let the other POW's know he could take it.
• From experience, I know the method of systematic affliction used when captors intend to break a person mentally. In Vietnam, the Cubans actually appeared along with the Chinese methods.
• A method of torture found in breaking people was jacking a persons body with limbs behind until the joints pulled loose, whereby a human was then hung from a meat hook by that rope and the Soldier would be bounced until tears, snot, foam, urine or excrement was forced from the body in endless agony and screams.
• The captors would break a Soldier and then keep on until one was literally insane in a phobia and keep at it until the still calm would come into a person's soul and nothing was left as the body's pain system had burnt out along with all emotion.
• That mental breaking is what John McCain admitted to and after being shut back into his cell it was the tap tap tap code of the alphabet the POW's worked out which another POW who had been broken told John McCain,"It was alright. He had done all he could. Now it was time to get back up and fight for the United States again".
• I take great offense in Mark Halperin of Time magazine as I reported on Charlie Rose laughing and calling Senator McCain's choice of Sarah Palin "insane".
• As this is my blog, I do ask readers to forgive the following digress.
• Offense, for the very reason there is nothing funny in any POW no matter what they did in having been broken with witnesses to prove it as it is akin to Mark Halperin going into a trauma ward in a hospital and telling a woman she is a whore for being raped.
• This blog has termed John McCain, Dr. Strangecain, as he in the past he seemed to love the atomic bomb a bit too much, but it never once stooped to dealing with what was afflicted in his experience to use it against him.
• The Vietcong might catch a cherry GI and the Apache woman might carve on him all night spitting local tobacco into his eyes which they had sliced off the lids to make him "sing" all night for the Soldiers on the hill, and then, in the morning cut off his male parts and tell him to run for the wire as he bled to death in great globs of clots running out him, but that is one kind of terror implemented with reasons and John McCain was broken by another long term terror.
• That break in him caused him to cling to God and the one virtue who became his religion in the United States. It is his recurring theme in the speech in he wants a fight and is going to Washington to do battle.
• His affirmative head responses indicate he completely desires to do this battle for individual Americans against big government, special interests and the elite.
• When 3 protesters attempted to disrupt his speech, he simply smiled and told the crowd to, "Not to mind the ground noise and static". Petty situations like that do not phase him.
• The crowd was very interesting as at the beginning of the speech, they were cheering for the things John McCain was saying he believed in in Conservative issues.
• Midway through the speech though John McCain became quiet and personal in relating his life story and why he wants to be President in not being born to it to save the world, but to accomplish a selfless giving for Americans.
  The crowd became transfixed in what was akin to a revival meeting in intense listening of how a person got saved from the path they were on.
• I had never experienced anything like this in a speech which was almost mirror image of Sarah Palin's ability to be one of the people in speaking to them. This was the ultimate confirmation of American Secularism in love of America and a citizen saved by her.
• By the closing of the speech, John McCain had transformed the group Sarah Palin offered to him the night before as his group and the smiles were sincere on Mr. McCain's face to the children's faces awaiting to meet him as he went into the crowd.
  In the end, the crowd was cheering for him.
• John McCain sincerely believes in the affirmative he will win this election. He wants Sarah Palin there for her reforming, toughness and ability to assist him in this fight.
• He is going after Congressional members in exposing them on pork barrel spending and he is not going to give the 700 billion dollars in foreign aid to nations who hate America.
• His point focusing on the Middle East oil and America creating her own energy to be free from that hate.
• His fight though is not about the fight he wills to engage, but the value of what is important of what is being fought for.
• His stated policy is a complete roll back of penalizing families. John McCain is going to by tax breaks make it profitable to have children in families with a $7000 tax break for each child.
• I found at one point something amusing in his speaking of energy independence when he listed a great number of things, he ended with "hybrid cars"and at that point tossed he tossed his head back as in saying, "I don't get those things either, but for the good of things we will get them".
• That was the only thing Senator McCain didn't understand in the entire speech.
• His negatives were focused on what he believed. Al Qaeda is not finished.
• His second rare negative head shake was dealing with "my plans are ambitious" and yet he shook his head "no". Mr. McCain was not being deceptive, but in his mindset he views them something easy to accomplish and he should be even more ambitious.
• As he has security information in the Senate, he affirmed that Iran is according to his information going to obtain nuclear weapons.
• He made a distinction in being for the people of Georgia, but not naming the Georgian government. That is a message in he is not behind what started in Georgia by the leaders.
• He views Russia as lawless.
• In other affirmatives he states, he is not afraid of anything, literally.
  He wants peace.
  He knows how to lead America and obtain peace for America.
• In this sequence he mentioned the POW's who he knew who died in Vietnam. His head went up and to the right in a painful memory he still can not face without anguish.
  That is a core reaction.
• In the closing section, he compared himself to Barack Obama on the level being a man who was scarred and one who was not. In this he firmly believes Barack Obama is lesser than him and not of his caliber. This was met by his greatest affirmation in a grin.
• John McCain is honest in he does not want any credit for serving. He wants to share any credit.
• He was not his own man (negative), but he was America's after being broken (affirmative).
• I had not expected any of this from John McCain. In politicians, one expects a politician. John McCain is not a politician.
• I'm uncomfortable in revealing all I have as this is intimate in a person's complete religion of an American Secularist who was a "sinner" who took America for granted and only through the Prodigal road of torture in Vietnam he found the blessing in it transforming him in a broken body and contrite heart that America saved him.
• This is pure in it's form and reckons like some refined perfection of the essence of the souls of Washington, Lincoln, Roosevelt and Reagan. For all of the nonsense of fake halos around Barack Obama, John McCain without meaning any disrespect at all of him was transfigured in people who know of the near death experience.
• He died twice in Vietnam in body and spirit and the person who is John McCain now is equal to any who have related their's in going to heaven. John McCain instead remained in the hell of the Hanoi Hilton and found his redemption in America.
• None of this is to discount his belief in God, but it is to show the purity which John McCain is an American Secularist.
• If one has heard the anthems of John Philips Sousa the incredible American composer, John McCain is playing in his spiritual DNA, Stars and Stripes Forever.
• I will do something now in apologizing to John McCain for this intrusion as I'm uncomfortable in exposing him in this manner as this is beyond politics, but there is no line in him between the two.
  The only excuse I give in not deleting this is I sincerely believe Americans should know these facts not to mock nor adulate, but to completely see this unique person in deciding if they will choose the John McCain and Sarah Palin ticket.
• I was delighted in what I found in the honesty of Sarah Palin and am stunned by the complete naked expression of John McCain.
• This is like some Lancelot or Arthurian legend of only the pure of heart can pull Excalibur from the stone or take the sword of destiny from the Lady of the Lake.
• I had not expected any of this and the difference between Obama / Biden and McCain/ Palin is literally night and day.
• My one conclusion in after profiling John McCain is, if he had given this speech and people had known the intent of the person giving it in 2000, he would have been the American President for the last 8 years.
• There would not have been any contested Al Gore election and only the ebb and flow of history in another dimension knows what would have followed.
• By analysis I found Sarah Palin fantastic and by analysis I found John McCain stunning.
  
  I was not prepared for John McCain in being exactly who he states he is.

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• Freedom Of Speech Is Not Carte
    Blanche To Lie, Slander
    And Defame
• By Karl Schwarz
    9-4-8
• When John McCain announced Sarah Heath Palin as his VP  choice on August 29, much of the world was stunned, including me. 

    

  Most decent Americans wanted to know more about this  attractive lady and devoted mother of five children.
• The slimy DNC media  machine reacted quickly and launched a massive character assassination  attack on her. It failed. 

    

    

  
• The Republican nominee for Vice President of the United  States did exactly what I thought she would do in her speech to the Republican  Convention...and to the world.
• As a Christian of true moral fiber and  character, she rose above the cacophony of the MSM-DNC Lie Machine with  grace, elegance and ease. This lady is a born leader and a person of  true inner strength.
• She teed up and and shredded Obama and the DNC. As one  of the BBC commentators remarked: "Whether the Obama campaign likes  it or not, tonight a new star in American politics was born." 

    

    

  
• The BBC headline called it better than Americans will  probably see in their Gulag media: Palin Takes Battle To Democrats 

  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7597218.stm 

    

  And she did.
• "She also attacked Mr Obama's 'change agenda' and  suggested he was more interested in idealism and 'high-flown speech-making'  than acting for real Americans." 

    

  "In politics, there are some candidates who use  'change' to promote their careers," she said. 

    

  "And then there are those, like John McCain, who  use their careers to promote change."
• You can see part of the speech video and see the entire  text at this link: 

    

  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/03/sarah-palin-rnc-  conventio_n_123703.html
• NY Times has the text of her speech: 

    

  http://elections.nytimes.com/2008/president/conventions/videos/  transcripts/20080903_PALIN_SPEECH.html
• I have seen accounts where the DNC was hoping she would  bomb...not a chance. This lady blasted a grand slam out of the park and  sent the DNC into three modes: "Oh, shit!"; depression; and  toward intensifying their campaign of lies and smears on this new American  Icon.
• I have seen most of the snide emails going around calling  her "Moose Lady" or "Caribou Barbie", but, fact of  the matter, she just blasted the MSM and DC Elite with a Wetherby 340  magnum.  

    
• They now know that clearly possible DC is going to be  hit by a Catergory 5 hurricane named Sarah.
• The DC elite, the DNC and  the MSM are now in total panic mode because, oh my, this lady is for real.
• "I am not coming to DC to serve their opinions,  I am coming to serve America." That should tell most where she stands  on the Zionist New World Order.
• She is for AMERICA FIRST. She is the  only candidate of the 4 who has a clear vision of a NEW Energy Policy  and US independence from foreign oil.
• Now the DNC Lie Machine will really freak out because  Wednesday night, in St. Paul, Sarah Palin became one of the most powerful  women in the world.
• Unlike the ilk of Hillary, Boxer, Pelosi, and Feinstein...Palin  is a woman Americans can support and back for the right reasons. She  has emerged and is in a league of her own.
• With the loathsome DNC Sleaze Factory working overtime  to wrongfully smear the Governor from Alaska, it is now time to call a  spade a spade. America has two major problems and they must be fixed,  NOW.
• The DNC is a reprehensible machine of true hate politics,  and will tell any lie, harm any life to keep itself in power.
• They are  the true core of the wicked Zionist liberal elite...the same opportunistic,  parasitic Communist Zionist Jews who left the RNC and went back to the  DNC.
• They are not welcome around McCain-Palin in the same old business  as usual mode for DC. Helping defend Israel is one thing but gutting  America for Zionist agendas is quite another matter.
• The American Main Stream Media is a vile propaganda,  mind control instrument of lies and misrepresentations of fact to implement  a long-term vision of a Socialist America.
• The Communist Zionist Jews  of DNC are firmly behind that strategy. They were over at RNC as Neocons  but they fled the sinking Bush ship thinking Obama would be the horse  to bet on to keep their War Plan alive...and the Zionist New World Order.
• They did not think McCain had a chance. However, with  the masterstroke of adding Governor Palin to the ticket, they are now  bracing themselves because America is lining up behind this lady, having  been thoroughly revolted by the despicable attacks levied on her and her  family in the days since her announcement was made.
• She made one particular comment that has the Obama camp  in knots.  

    

  As everyone knows, Palin is the mother of a Down Syndrome  child and if she is elected parents all over America with special needs  children will have a friend in the White House who truly understands.
• Both the MSM and the DNC either have to go, be broken  up, or severely remodeled for America to ever seriously recover and to  prosper again.
• As you read on, every time you see the DNC at work, you  can add in the MSM because there are elements in the media who are not  who they pretend to be. Many of them form the center of a wicked Zionist  mouthpiece out for the total destruction of the moral core and fabric  of our society...making it far easier to control and dominate us.
• The reason I walked out on DNC to become a Republican  is because the DNC is now un-American, un-truthful, dishonorable, sleazy,  and treasonous to our way of life.
• It has been that way since the Carter  Administration.
• The Democrat Party is NOT a party of the people, it is  an insidious network of nitwits all protecting their pet projects, 'ists'  and 'isms.'
• I am NO fan of the Bush RNC way of doing things, but the  DNC represents what is the very worst in America.
• It is a menagerie of big-word photo op bullshit that  in the end adds up to totally nothing. It is a nuthouse for a minority  of Americans who want America to be a socialist state...no moral values,  anything goes.
• The Zionist Communist Jews control the DNC. That is who  is running the show and that a vast majority of Democrats who are more  moderate or conservative apparently do not see it...is amazing.
• Contrary to their professed love of people, they are  frauds and are some of the most snide, deceitful, hateful Americans among  us.
• They loathe conservatives and Christians who have values.  They proved just that in their underhanded attacks on Sarah Palin.

  • And I am no fan of Bush-Cheney or the Neocons when I say this either!

  • Obviously the DNC do not favor powerful women in politics unless they are "hags riding a broom stick."
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• They lust for a homogeneous, corrupt society that has  no character whatsoever...just a mob of rabble and lots of useless noise.
• As is rather legendary, I despise Bush-Cheney, and am  one of the few people on the Republican side of the aisle who wrote the  book on their lies and deceit titled 'One-Way Ticket to Crawford Texas.'
• These DNC cretins are so lame-brained they think George Bush is a conservative.

  • That is truly "lame brained."
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• That's why most of the true conservatives walked out on them and are  now coming back in force. And just watch what happens now that Sarah  Palin has arrived.
• What I saw in her speech was one lady energizing not  only a political party...but much of a nation, too.
• The media in Europe  is abuzz about this sudden change in American politics. They are awed  and stunned at this new star in American politics. As do I, Europeans  sense the possibility of a major change that is so long overdue in the  United States of America. There is hope in the air again.
• Even the Conservative Democrats now see her as the candidate  of choice in the November election.
• America is virtually worn out and  sinking fast, having grown terminally weary of the Bush and Clinton show.  I'd bet most of America no longer sees Obama as a solution to anything.  This one speech by Sarah Palin has dealt the Obama campaign a serious  body blow and taken much of the wind out of its sails.
• They point the finger at Bush and Christians as fascists,  yet fail to look into the mirror to see their own DNC fascist face.
• Deceit  is a form of control and the DNC types have honed the art of deceit to  truly reprehensible levels. Deceit is a hallmark of fascism and the most  ardent proponents of having that boot on the throat of America are the  DNC Communist Zionist Jews and their buddies in the MSM.
• The DNC inhabits the same bottom of the barrel as the  outgoing Bush Administration.

  • True
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• It has been many years since America has had a quality  human being on the presidential ticket and Governor Sarah Palin is that  person.
• I have no doubt the DNC types are about to see a vast uprising  behind Gov. Palin because at least 2 out of every 3 American voters are  still cognizant enough to recognize good and goodness when they see it.
• There are about 70 million eligible voters who do not  participate in these elections because they are fed up with DC and the  charade of lies and deceit that RNC and DNC have delivered for 20 years.
• With the appearance of Gov Palin on the scene, many of  them will clearly recognize there is, finally, some hope of turning America  around with her in office. I believe she is a catalyzing force that  has been missing for the past 20 years of the long-running RNC- DNC puppet  show in DC.
• Because of McCain-Palin, the RNC folks are already bracing  because they are going to have to clean house. The DNC will not clean  house, they love the sewer they have turned the Democratic Party into.
• As soon as Gov Palin was the announced as McCain's running  mate, $10 million dollars came in overnight from those conservatives who  now see that McCain is trying to head the right way. Prior to that,  they were not happy that McCain won out in the primaries. I am one of  them and many head in the direction I head. They know I pay attention  and know DC well.
• Folks, freedom of speech does not include freedom to  lie, slander, defame and libel.
• The First Amendment contains no such  right or entitlement. Perhaps that's why God invented attorneys...to  protect the innocent from damages...emotional, financial and even physical...from  these kinds of attacks. That is not what freedom of speech means or is  about.
• Our Founding Fathers put the bar higher than DNC slime attacks,  and over the years I have come to notice that not one damned DNC candidate  can reach that bar. My disgust with RNC was because it began a serious  walk down the same path.
• Much of America is standing up behind Palin and the DNC  liars and the Obama machine maniacs will only increase their attacks because  Gov Palin is, to many now, the REAL candidate for President.
• And the  DNC Lie Machine - controlled by rotten Zionist Communist Jews to their  core - knows this very well. In psychological reality, it's Barky-Biden  versus Palin-McCain...as the viciousness of the attacks from the dark  side is already demonstrating.
• The time has come for Americans to recognize that lies  are no way to lead a great nation.
• Such lies have no place in how America  should be selecting our leadership for the future, yet DNC persists that  it has to be that way. Supported and facilitated by the liberal MSM every  step of the way.
• Under the pretense of 'vetting' candidates, they willfully  and intentionally try to maim and destroy the lives of decent people.
• This sh*t needs to end because America is facing challenges  these current dinosaur frauds in Washington cannot face on their best  day.
• This same kind of lying and vile, blatant character assassination  was focused on me in 2005 and that's one reason the attacks on Palin are  doubly-enraging. In fact, anyone who stands up to deal with the real  problem of fixing the near terminal corruption in DC and America is immediately  attacked by these DNC maggots and their minions.
• And to be perfectly balanced,  the RNC is equally guilty of trying to destroy people in the media.

  • And Jeff Rense.com and other sites like his also have been targets of hatred and hacking.
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• As I say, this crap has to STOP.
• These vermin are the same who are trying to engineer  a society of anything goes, gay marriage, mass abortion on demand even  if used as simple 'birth control', legalization of drugs, and the Global  Warming and 'Peak Oil' scams.
• Their ploy is to continue to cap and hide  under 'national security', the giant oil supplies in the ground under our  50 states so big oil and the defense industry can continue to suck America  dry fighting new wars for oil.
• The liberal DNC chant for 'free health care' like other  socialist nations is a joke as they completely ignore the fact those programs  tax their citizens into an early grave ... there is nothing FREE about  'free medical care.'
• They don't want to admit that there is virtually  nothing free in life, breathing being one of the few exceptions.
• They  just hear and repeat their tired mantras of 'environmentalism', 'abortion',  'animal rights', 'entitlements', etc, etc, - their knee jerks are automatic  and predictable. They have the herd mentality of lemmings and the critical  thinking skills of an amoeba.
• They receive and forward - and create - countless abusive  emails spreading lies and filth like a surreal virus.
• The latest smear  of photos purporting to show Bristol Palin 'drinking' is but one example  of the current wave of smut...the photos are NOT of Ms. Palin or the father  of her child.

  • These Obama supporters that are doing this are truly the sleaze factor..which go figure..look at what they advocate socially for America. It is like the scum on the sides of a trash can was suddenly given the ability to speak.
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• I cracked up laughing reading a DNC lie that 'Bush-Cheney  are totally to blame for the illegal immigration problem.' Nope.
• Bill Clinton opened the flood gates on that and Bush's  fatal sin was not doing anything to stop it. Even when Bush sprinkled  a few National Guard on the border with Mexico (with no ammunition!) it  was just another BushCo effort to plunder the US Treasury for his insider  buddies.
• Both the RNC and DNC are to blame for the illegal immigration  fiasco, and that is a fact.
• The majority of Democrat liberals are not opposed to  illegal immigrants or giving them what amounts to a full-ride scholarship  and free ride in this country. They want all illegals to have the same  basic citizenship benefits and rights as American citizens.
• Under the guise of defending against race 'hate', or  protecting 'diversity' and 'political correctness', these American DNC  manipulators and their dupes never mention that when enough illegals  finally arrive, they will out breed us and turn America into a second  or third world Marxist socialist state.
• That is not the American plan for America, it is the  Zionist Communist Jew plan for America.
• Watching the DNC liberal types creating lies and misstatements  of fact regarding Sarah Palin is truly amazing. This lady is NOT a DC  insider, she's the real deal
• and her being in the race for the White  House may well have cost the Obamanation his dream of sodomizing America  into a Marxist socialist state starting in 2009.
• I am the real deal,  too, as are most of your caring enough to read this commentary, and the  faster we, and America, put these DNC liars in their place the better,  as far as I am concerned.
• Our American Experiment is failing and who is to blame  for that are the Liberal Morons of America that infest DNC and the United  States of America.
• America is facing a catastrophe and has to change  course. NOW. By a 2 to 1 margin, America is a conservative nation that  does not support the lunacies of the DNC and its sycophants.
• The DNC puts forth the myth that it is they who are the  arbiters and elected representatives of this Great Society. Most Americans  now see that as the cruel lie it is.
• I am convinced that if Jesus Christ and Governor Sarah  Palin were on the RNC ticket this year, these depraved DNC thugs would  still try to crucify them both with intentional lies.
• They will tell any lie to get the White House back and  restart the program to turn America into the USSA.
• Their true, vile character  is apparent to anyone who is watching the smear campaign against Gov  Palin and her family. I have said it many times, one cannot ascend to  the moral high ground wallowing in the sewers.
• This entire debate about ANWR and developing America's  own oil and gas is yet another failed environmental idea and assures more  wars in foreign lands...more mass death and mass profits for the genocidal  US war industry
• Such policies are an endless testimony to the stupidity  amd greed of the allegedly 'anti-war' party.
• Jeff Rense uses the phrase 'failed society' and I have  responded that I do not think that phrase is strong enough. I am not  sure there is a strong enough word in the English language to accurately  portray how low-life some in the American nation have become.
• We cannot  even elect a decent human being to office due to the mob rabble, white  noise, lies and knives-in-the-back these cretins and their sycophants  all over the US start spouting off as soon as a quality name for leadership  appears.

  • That is a fact...and they are embedded in both the DNC and the RNC
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• Lest you DNC 'anti-war' types have not been paying attention,  there is, right NOW, the very real chance of a massive, maybe global,  Nuclear World War brewing. BushCo has managed to piss off Russia big  time, and Barky and Zbigniew intend to keep right on doing it with Barky  in the White House continuing to chase failed policies and dead objectives  in Afghanistan.
• The problem of the DNC mindset is many faceted. Some  don't have a clue, at ALL, and the rest will only connect the dots they  are comfortable with.
• They simply refuse to see, or think or ponder uncomfortable  possibilities. Some of them rail on and on about the Zionist New World  Order, yet they are the ones who support it the most through their ignorance  and sheer stupidity.
• Maybe the problem is these Democrat morons no longer  know the difference between the truth and a lie.
• In their ranks are now two  full generations who have not a clue what the truth is.
• There is no  politician in America more corrupt than Hillary Clinton, yet she is an  icon to these idiots.
• There is plenty of evidence that Barky has done  illegal drugs and had sex with at least one man, Larry Sinclair. And if  the murdered Barky church Choirmaster, Donald Young, could still talk,  that number could be a lot higher.
• The morons of DNC often rail about the New World Order  but cannot see that 'Change' (NOT) Obama is THE hand-picked New World  Order candidate in this 2008 election.
• What follows is the type of DNC character attack sleaze  I began this commentary about. I was sent a link to an article posted  on 'Thomas Paine's Corner.' Of course, If Thomas Paine were alive to  today he might bitch-slap the whining perp-writer up one side and down  the other.
• Note the categories this article was meta-tagged so his  cretin little buddies could find it under their pet 'ists' and 'isms'.
• The writer starts off with the headLIE of "Party Whores: Sarah  Palin's Big, Sleazy Safari". Then he posts a magazine cover photo,  a beauty pageant photo and a nude photo with the subtitle: 

    

  'Speaking of sleazy, is that Sarah Palin in the photo  on the right?'
• No, dipshit, that is not a nude photo of Sarah Palin.  It's called 'photoshop' slander. 

    

  Party whores: Sarah Palin's Big, Sleazy Safari 

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  Speaking of sleazy, is that Sarah Palin in the  photo on the right?
• "Alaska isn't really very hard to understand. It  consists of a minority that loves the wilderness and an overwhelmingly  Republican majority that wants to squeeze all the cash it can get out  of the state before the oil dries up, the fish die out and the wildlife  disappears"
• By John Dolan, [AlterNet] 

    

  Posted on September 2, 2008 

    
• Only a DNC maggot would post such an article.
• This 'John Dolan' is not a journalist; he is an irresponsible,  reprehensible, man-bitch nitwit.
• I read his whining article and his  grasp of the facts and presentation would get him an 'F" in any reasonable  class for bias, and for not presenting the matter objectively.
• He misrepresented  every issue and left out key parts to suit his version of his agenda.  Such is the handiwork of those who intentionally mislead people.
• He completely misrepresented what Measure 2 was all about  in Alaska. It is not about 'blood-thirsty hunters' killing bears and  wolves from aircraft. It is a legitimate predator control program where  the moose, caribou and even livestock herds have been devastated by an  excess number of predators. GET IT? http:// dwb.adn.com/front/story/9253882p-9168881c.html
• Dolan did not bother to tell any of his readers about  that, while flashing the alleged photo of Gov Palin. 

    

  Get it? This is how liars and agenda players work.
• Alaska has had an OVERPOPULATION of wolves and grizzly  bears that are now shredding other animal species...nature is out of balance  - and Alaskans are doing something about it. Get it?
• I had one photo sent to me - allegedly of Sarah Palin  in a bikini by a swimming pool and holding an automatic .22 rifle. Only  a genuine liberal American Moron would buy into and promote such digital  fakery...just more sleaze, lies and innuendo from the DNC worms. 

    

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  • That is because these "Trash-o-crats" literally have no respect for womanhood; for all their mantra of women's rights. In truth: they demean womanhood and have an inbred desire to make "whores" of every female they come across. Filth to the 10th power! And even many of the women in the Trash-o-cratic party are self-loathing females who have the demeanor and vocal skills of screech owls...
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• Here is the bottom line: the DNC and Democrat turds are  now engaged in the most despicable, lowlife actions against Sarah Palin.  And it isn't going to end.
• If Barky and the DNC 'agenda' cannot be   sold to America...maybe it is time you realize that DNC needs to change.
• America is not the problem, the DNC needs to flush it own toilet...or  we have to do the job for it.
• The majority of good, decent Americans  are frankly tired of talking to you and listening to you over-emoting,  lying, bitching and whining. Try growing up, try focusing on reality  and not delusions. Try walking away from criminality and unprecedented  corruption...at ALL levels.
• If Barky and the DNC cannot handle Sarah Palin at the  polls in November, maybe it is time for you 'liberals' and 'democrats'  to take a long hard look in the mirror at yourselves. You are way out  of line with what the rest of America is all about and what the majority  of Americans want.
• If Sarah Palin, alone, is stronger than the DNC message  - and she is - I submit the DNC message needs to be shit- canned...permanently.
• The miserable DNC agenda is out of tune, out of focus, out of touch,  and no longer functional in America.
• This election is all about America, not the DNC agenda  and lies.  

  In a REAL world situation, the entire DNC agenda is DOA.
• I also predict Americans will go to the polls in record  numbers in November and will send that message to the DNC and Barky- Biden  ...loud and clear. 

    

  And Governor Sarah Palin will be the primary reason for  it. 

    

  Karl

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• PARTY  POOPERS OF THE POTOMAC
    AND OTHER POOPERS
• By: Norman Liebmann
• As suggested by Sarah Palin, the Styrofoam pantheon used at the Democrat Convention to  glorify Barack Obama was a set on loan from a Hollywood studio to be used in a new movie  called, “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Chutzpa”.
• Illegal aliens will be issued drivers licenses as soon as they can learn to interpret the  meaning of the traffic lights at the Mexican border where – Red means  “Stop” – Green means “Go” – Amber means “Caution –  Pissed-off Gringos Ahead”.
• Nancy “Grossie” Pelosi, who professes to be a Catholic, states that  the Vaticanhas no position on when life begins. This comes from a woman who  doesn’t have any position on when sexual intercourse begins.
• Her colossal ignorance  is just another form of crucifixion that The Savior has eternally to  endure.  (Incidentally, the rumor in Washington is that the real  reason that Speaker Nancy Pelosi shut down the House of Representatives was because her  gavel came down with a yeast infection.)
• The Cossacks are back in town. Somebody please tell Barack “Peace at any Price”  Obama they never really went anywhere.
• The  Obama nomination reveals what the Clintons have always believed - that black  people should be equal – as long as they don’t become competition.
• There is a rumor that a leading perfume company is considering putting out a scent called  Michelle No. 5. It’s a perfume that makes a racial statement. Recent tests of the  scent resulted in having your nose slam shut.
  
• Jimmy Carter has suggested that another fuel saving exigency is to avoid "jack  rabbit starts". The fact is that the last time Jimmy Carter had a “jack rabbit  start” was on his wedding night.
   
• Just an oversight, I suppose, but during his Berlin visit, apparently Barack  Obama neglected to lay a wreath at the German shrine that was once Gestapo headquarters.  If Obama was not a historical illiterate he would have known that every time someone in  this world is tortured, the Germans probably get a royalty.
• Hillary Clinton’s conception of health care is about as reassuring as having Lucrezia  Borgia drop by with a tray to remind you it’s time to take your medication.
• The media is excited at the prospect that Microsoft’s new computer called  Rumplestilskin O.2 can be programmed for spinning spin into yet more spin.
  
• Now that Yasser Arafat took the title of “The Ugliest Man in the World” to the  grave with him, does it go to Michael Moore by default?
• Michael Moore always looks like he woke up with a hangover and put his ass on backwards.
• Arkansas has two kinds of people, those who leave, and those who stay behind because  somebody convinced them that they were living in Hawaii.
• Historic moment: Watching the Bekins man who removed all of Bill and Hillary’s  plunder when they left the White House was like an oncologist hoping to rally a cancer  patient by telling him, "I think we got it all."
• The last time I saw something that looked like Alan Combs it was trying to wriggle its way  off the end of a fishhook.
• Soft-hearted Democrats try to console Ted Kennedy by reminding him that Death  is only Nature’s way of telling you that someone else wants to use the tennis court.
• It is a sure sign of their cultural progress in America that of the black  athletes who were interviewed after winning gold medals in the Olympics not one of them  sounded like Jesse Jackson.
• Blithering  idiot Jimmy Carter is not aging gracefully. Even his ability to blither is slowing down.
• The New York Times is like a daily intravenous drip of misinformation into the body  politic. The Times is probably still looking for a second source to confirm the report of  Benedict Arnold’s treason.
• Joe Biden has inspired the main chef in the Capitol Hill dining room to formulate a  culinary creation called Gravitas on a Shingle.
• Bill and Hillary Clinton have promised to support Barack Obama to the hilt. The hilt in  question is in Obama’s back.
• In Sarah Palin the Republican Party finally found a candidate who doesn’t have to  castrate herself to accommodate the Democrat opposition.
• Snoop Dogg, Ludicrus, and Barack Obama plan to meet at the Hip Hop Summit.Nothing will be  considered off the table because they will already have snorted it.
  
• He’s baaaack! Jeremiah Wright, the “Poison in a Pulpit” Pastor, has been  turned up under a flat rock. Mau mau theologist Wright’s toxic presence also serves  to remind us that “seeing Spike Lee movies may be harmful to your health”.
• Barack’s half-brother, George Hussein Obama, has been found in Kenya living  in a hut so flimsy that African termites don’t have to gnaw at it to bring it down  – they just push it over.
• George’s hut is 9 feet by 6 feet, approximately the  same plush accommodations as provided in San Quentin - which at least has indoor plumbing.
• Well, at least he’s not on welfare.
• George Obama is living on a dollar a month. (I guess ivory poaching doesn’t pay like  it used to.)
• Nevertheless, Brother Barack’s  success seems to have gone to his sibling’s head, and George has been seen on the  veldt shouting to the herds of animals, “My brother is running for President of  the United States of America!” So far it has gotten blank stares from the water  buffalo, but managed to get a few chuckles out of the wildebeest.
• An update is being rewritten of Custer’s Last Stand. In the more contemporary new  version, the 7^th Cavalry gets wiped out by the Casino Indians led by  Tricky Bull, Chief of the Crooked Wheel tribe.
• Barack  Obama’s political career began as a neighborhood “street organizer”. Is  that another term for someone engaged in gutter politics?
• Demographers say The Democrat Party will remain viable as long as they have the bucks and  the blacks.
• The Coca Cola Company has quit putting Muslim insignias on their Cokes. They couldn’t  get the camels to piss in the bottles.
• It seems increasingly likely that “Hussein” is the Arabic word for  “reparations”
• Medical progress in the Mediterranean: There is a report that voodoo doctors  inHaiti have invented a new therapy called black-u-puncture.
• Child psychologists report the question Hollywood stars ask them most is,  “What is the right age to tell your white children they are not adopted?”
• How come Arab countries all smell like they’re downwind of each other?
• In Chicago no resident is ever considered too dead to vote.
• An inner city couple has taken the position that watermelon is a racist  term.
• Now that Barack’s Obama’s half-brother has turned up in  a Nairobi slum, isn’t there’s a good chance that Michelle has a sister  who could turn up inTransylvania?
• Democrats will accuse Sarah Palin of being just another pretty face – which cannot be  said about Joe Biden.
• Since San Francisco has legalized same-sex marriage the homeless are pledging  their troth in record numbers. They plan to get out of the gutter and spend their  honeymoons on the sidewalk.
  
• It was great to see USA Olympic winners in Beijing waving American  flags.America may finally have produced an athlete population that is immune to inner  city politics.
• The Ivy League has yielded to the Obamas all that can be wrung out of Affirmative Action.  Hence the Obama political campaign, the African Theology fanatics, and the homegrown  terrorists with their hood ornament, Jeremiah Wright, have concluded that Affirmative  Racism may be an idea whose time has come.
• And this …
   
    Apparently, the Democrats looked around to determine who among them was best equipped to  be the Captain of “The Good Ship Democrat” - and nominated the cabin boy.

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• Daily Show: Bush 'won't be satisifed until American children are eating roadkill'
• David Edwards and Muriel Kane
  Published: Wednesday September 24, 2008
• The Bush administration's proposed $700 billion bailout of troubled investment firms got the Daily Show treatment on Tuesday, and Jon Stewart was particularly incensed by Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson's coy reluctance to accept the taxpayers' money unless his decisions on how to spend it are made "non-reviewable."
• "Before we hand this Munster-esque unelected official 700 billion no-strings-attached dollars," Stewart remarked, "there is one thing you should know -- this financial guru never saw it coming."
• "I've got great confidence in our financial market," Paulson stated last March. "Our markets are resilient, are flexible. Our institutions, our banks and investment banks, are strong."
• President Bush also came in for his share of ridicule. "It turns out there are a lot of interlinks throughout the financial system," an apparently astonished Bush recently explained, illustrating the point with appropriate hand gestures.
• "Then AIG came along and the house of cards was much bigger. ... And so when one card started to go, we worried about the whole deck going down."
• Stewart turned next to Daily Show analyst John Oliver, saying, "After Katrina, after Iraq ... I didn't think there was another area that these guys could screw up."
   
   "It wasn't easy," Oliver replied. "It was like finding a vein on a failure junkie."
• "Is this economic crisis, then, sort of the turd icing on this administration's shitcake?" Stewart wondered.
   
   "Don't count them out, Jon," Oliver cautioned. "It's a long way to January."
   
   "You think there's more out there?" Stewart asked. "What's left for them to -- decomplish, if you will."
   
   "Do you still have a home?" Oliver asked. "Did your children have breakfast this morning? ... Was it something they found in the street?"
• "You're saying the president here won't be satisfied until American children are eating roadkill?" suggested Stewart.
   
   "Until they're fighting over roadkill," Oliver emphasized. "Until roadkill is the prize for the strongest."
• When Stewart asked why Bush would possibly want this, Oliver explained that it was a matter of "legacy. ... We all know he'll never be ranked as the best president. But he could still, if he works hard enough ..."
   
   "Be the worst?"
   
   "The last."
• This video is from Comedy Central's The Daily Show, broadcast September 23, 2008.

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• UNKIND  CUTS
    UP THE POTOMAC WITHOUT A PADDLE
• By: Norman Liebmann
• The Obama Administration kicks off on January 20th. Get ready for a sky  full of black rainbows. 
• It is reported that Michelle Obama will be attending a seminar by a witch doctor who  will lecture on what is the proper age at which a child should get his first nose  bone.
• America needs Michelle Obama in the White House like Marie Antoinette  needs a rinse and a comb out.
• (Michelle dresses like she is on her way to  the Zambezi River balancing a bundle on her head.) 
• The rumor is out that Hollywood has discovered a lucrative market in  the Middle East - pornography. One studio in Hollywood is preparing a  movie in Arabic called Debbie Does Dubai. 
• The Obama Administration (which some are already calling Chicago on  thePotomac) may be the first administration to fail before taking office.
• As Secretary of State, Hillary will be  the Western Hemisphere’s distributor for diplomatic damage.
• She has already  muffed her first problem in the Far East. Ultimately, Ms. Clinton resolved the  difficulty by telling everybody that Cambodia is only a mythical country. 
• [Note: Hillary may turn out to be an ideal Secretary of State. Rather than offend  foreign countries one at a time she’ll be able to offend them all at  once.
• It’s worth questioning what qualifications Hillary has to be a political  advisor other than a brain like Vladimir Lenin and an ass like Benito Mussolini.] 
• The  Western World became civilized. The Arabs never got the hang of it. 
• In all this tender consideration for the terrorists in Guantanamo, it is wise to  remember that an Arab’s idea of mercy is killing you a little bit at a time.
• (Some say it is only fitting that Ted Kennedy should contract a lingering disease after  what can only be called a lingering career. He could show super scrambler quarterback Fran  Tarkenton a thing or two about running out the clock.) 
• Among the Kennedys, assassination has come to be considered death by natural causes.
• Is it possible Obama is getting pressure from some of inner city constituents to send  troops to Afghanistan to protect the opium poppy crop? 
• Matt Drudge is under attack from the Democrat Congress, the White House, mainstream press  and the Clintons. What is he doing right?
• Will "Freak" be able to convince his heterosexual colleagues to  change the names of those crooked lending institutions he sank to Feely Mae and Faggy  Mac? 
• Is there a more rumpled, sweaty, effeminate churl in Congress than "Barney  Freak"?
• It is not known which is worse - white guilt or Ivy League football. 
• The reelection of Mayor Ray Nagin may move the New Orleans Saints to change their name  to the New Orleans Lemmings. 
• New Yorkers know when they get into a cab with the driver wearing a turban they  can’t be sure where he’s going to take them - only that he’s going to  "take" them. 
• Considering the bizarre sexual inclinations of some of the members of the Democrat  Party, should the Justice Department hire a proctologist with rubber gloves to serve their  subpoenas? 
• A sequel is in  contemplation called Harvey Milk Goes to Jurassic Park. Milk is attacked by a  dinosaur called the Fagosaurus Rex. The dinosaur  eats Harvey and Harvey eats it back. 
• It is apparent Hollywood folk are increasingly uncomfortable among  heterosexuals. Nevertheless, the gay trend rolls on in Hollywood.
• Barbara Walters looks like the National Poster Girl for Terminal Wilt. 
• Right after the swallows returned to Capistrano, the crows moved in next door.There  goes the neighborhood. 
• California’s Attorney General Jerry Brown has come out in favor of same sex  marriage. I guess "Mister Right" came along. 
• The Arkansas Capitol Building will display a model of the Clinton  Library, authentic - even to the barn door. 
• Al Gore is a product of Harvard which is a good reason to push it into the Charles  River. 
• Inside every Juan Williams is another Juan Williams trying to sound reasonable in order  to keep his job at the Fox. 
• Bill Clinton brags to his friends that his doctor has to measure his sperm count on the  Richter scale. And along those lines, is it true that in her high school yearbook Monica  Lewinsky was nicknamed "The Jaws of Life"? 
• It was only a matter of time. Vermont is working on a gender neutral toilet  paper. 
• Al Frankel is about as humorous as a quadraplegic at the deep end of the pool. 
• Obama convinced the folks in Chicago that Hussein is a Polish name. 
• Under the Obama Administration, educational standards are expected to fall somewhere  between embarrassing and nonexistent – except for teachers’  salaries.  . 
• The New York Times’ constantly falling circulation figures indicates that  Publisher Pinch Sulzberger just won’t take "Bull shit!" for an  answer. 
• Slave blood is better than no blood at all – but I suppose it’s a matter of  opinion. 
• In any event, title to the  word "racist" has now passed in its entirety to the black community. 
• Jesse Jackson’s civil rights campaign is heeling precipitously. His list of white  oppressors has either retired, passed on, or has lost interest.
• Bill still has  the charisma of a snake charmer. It is hoped that one day either he will get overconfident  or that the cobra will get pissed off. 
• Hillary still has a wind chill personality measured below zero.

• And this  … 

   

  How long will it be before Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton scratch each other’s  eyes out?

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• RANDOM  INTELLIGENCE
• TAPERING ON IN 2009
   
    By: Norman Liebmann
• The 2009 black belt for chutzpa will be awarded to  Rod Blagojevich for his appointment of Roland Burris to the Senate – and the black  beat goes on.
• Prediction: By the time Barack’s first term is over, Michelle  will have put on 25O pounds.
• There are reports that Jim-mah Cah-tah’s Habitats for Humanity  developments are falling apart. How about just changing their names to Crumble Towns? Like  his deteriorating Habitat for Humiliation lean-tos, Jim-mah’s huts are more  hospitable for mosquitoes than for Mankind.
• Are those fanatics in Gaza intent on committing  Hamas-cide?
• Are all these American aircraft carriers in hostile waters doing  anything besides bobbing?
• Ted Kennedy could emulate his late brother’s book with his own  literary effort about the Kennedy clan, entitled Profiles in Garbage.
• Muslims are tunneling in everywhere. They resemble a species of  worms that are too dignified to use each other for bait.
• Considering the gays, blacks, and Hispanics, Caucasians are now  proud to be counted as outnumbered.
• Hollywood stars are sending their adopted children to a Day Care  Center inBeverly Hills which has adopted the name Camp Serengeti.
• Al Gore should return his Nobel Prize and just eat the Crackerjacks.
• The Hollywood fast-lane freaks have quit using Viagra.  They claim it's too hard to keep lit.
• If Helen Thomas took a few extra moments with herself in the morning  she could look like a wreck on the Baltimore & Ohio.
• About those picturesque folks South of the Border - there has got to  be something weird about people whose idea of entertainment is watching a guy with a  pigtail, wearing brocade knickers, stabbing a farm animal in the neck - and whose idea of  a good time is dancing on their hats.
• Rod Blogojevich is Bill Clinton – with cajones.
• Senator Harry Reid - looks like a scrotum, talks like a Scrooge.
• Had he ever met Barbra Streisand Tevya would have asked the fiddler  to go piss on her roof.
• Congress can’t agree on anything. Even buffalos don’t have  to take a vote every time they want to decide in which direction to run during a stampede.
• Stress is the Goddess of the 21st Century.
• In Arkansas tipping over an outhouse is the nearest thing  there is to a palace revolt.
• Metaphorically speaking, in Washington D.C., the Pest  Control people do not cast a wide enough net.
• Is it true Robert Byrd is working with his fourth prostate?
• Hollywood is considering a film about a lonely exhibitionist who hopes to  meet people by lowering his pants in public. The working title is "If You Drop  Them, They Will Come".
• We may have at last found a way to measure "overkill".  Every time someone says "It’s déjà vu all over again" it feels like  it’s déjà vu all over again.
• John McCain found out captivity is not necessarily a qualification  for high office.
• The Motion Picture Academy should consider an award for the most  disloyal actor in Hollywood - a nude statuette of Benedict Arnold. (Sean Penn is  my candidate to receive the first "Benny".)
• Some western states have decided to discourage motorists from  driving too fast by rotating the pot holes in the roads so the drivers can’t memorize  them.
• Now that same-sex marriage is legal in some states, the most common  grounds for same-sex divorce is due to "irreconcilable similarities".
• The media designation "the Obama Team" is  ego-driven. Our first President had too much class to refer to the Founding Fathers as his  "Washington team".
• Rosie O’Donnell is having trouble finding a tack shop that  carries saddlebags in her size. Anyway you turn her she looks like a Clydesdale walking  away.
• It is now widely believed, it was not Dick Morris, but Janet Reno  who inspired the term "triangulation", which turns out to be a sexual technique  for "doing oneself" with a wire hanger.
• Will the new political party in power in Washington change  their name to The Guttercrats? That works for me.
• Muslims are born rabid.
• Obama  may turn out to be more of a mess than a messiah.
• To mix a metaphor, whatever it is that the Muslims are spreading  throughout the world cannot be squeezed back into the rectum.
• The only hope for the survival of Caucasians is to mutate.
• Every close up photograph of Barney Frank is a montage of sweat and  stubble. (Mutation would be one way to deal with Barney Frank – but out of what into  what?)
• Some of my best friends are not Muslims.
• Paradox: The strength of the blacks is that they feel sorry for  themselves and have gotten everyone else to do the same.
• Vermont is preparing to vote on a proposition that will declare their state  gender-free. (Incidentally, what were all those gays doing in the closets in the first  place?)
• The people on Welfare are strangling the country – and loving  every moment of it.
• San Francisco has become a community of people that you can’t determine what  gender they are – no matter which direction they’re facing.
• Al Franken is as humorous as a poke in the eye with a cattle prod.
• Vice President is a perfect job for Joe Biden. He’s ready to do  nothing at a moment’s notice.
• San Quentin has more Muslims than Mecca. Incidentally, some of  the inmates claim Mecca is the Arabic word for "Get me outta here!"

• And this …

   

  I never hear Jon Voight bragging about his grandchildren.

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• PUTRESCENCE  ON THE POTOMAC
• ROUNDING UP THE USUAL MAGGOTS
   
    By: Norman Liebmann
• On January 21st, that will not be Barack Obama you  see jogging on Pennsylvania Avenue, but the Devil himself taking victory laps around the  White House.
• With regard to the gathering of those five Presidents in the Oval  Office at the same time – will someone puh-lease open a window.
• Obama will deliver on his promise to create three million people new  jobs – if he can find 3 million new shovels.
• Democrat women politicians all look like they’re in a  conspiracy to commit menopause.
• Teddy Kennedy looks like a manatee that overdid it at the kelp bed.
• In the words of H.L. Mencken, nobody ever went broke underestimating  the intelligence of the American public.
• It is rumored the Obama children will each go to school in her own  motorcade. Think of how jealous their schoolmates will be who have to go to school in only  a single limousine.
• After releasing the terrorists from Camp Gitmo, Obama will probably  propose them for a seat in the United Nations Security Council.
• Every time Ann Coulter goes on The View, it confirms the fact that  satire is lost on the satirized.
• You know his Congressional Committee meeting is over when you hear  Henry Waxman’s nostrils snap shut.
• Arabs are the dirty fingernails of humanity. (Where is Beau Geste  when we need him?)
• There is a new book about an Arab boy in a Madrassa failing to  explode his Dynamite Belt. It is entitled "Why Jamal Can’t Ignite".
• California taxpayers are cringing at the  prospect of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s next motion picture - which may be called Conan  the Collector.
• Professional Basketball is beginning to look like a mutiny with  hoops.
• In Saudi Arabia camels will be given the right to vote before women.
• What a pompous dowager frump Dianne Feinstein is. Groucho Marx would  have had a field day with her.
• Russia continues its impressive record of  producing despotic leaders and forcing the world to "deal with it".
• Likely the Obama Justice Department will sue optometrists whose  offices are not equipped with eye charts in Ebonics.
• At what point are we allowed to notice that the relentless  corruption in office by Democrats no longer looks like a coincidence.
• Hollywood keeps proving that celebrity is not a substitute for  nobility.
• Is it possible that John McCain is considering another run for the  Presidency? The rumor is he’s asked Joe the Plumber to come over to Arizona and Roto  Rooter his wishing well.
• Isn’t it time for the Justice Department to add the Ivy League  to their list of subversive organizations? And shouldn’t academics be required to  carry Proof of Treason?
• Tavis Smiley says "We’re all working for Barack  Obama". Smiley must need some help around his plantation.
• One way to stop the bleeding on the economy is by tightening the  tourniquet around Henry Paulson’s neck.
• The Palestinian rabble has finally designed an escutcheon for  themselves – crossed toilet plungers rampant over a field of camel dung.
• The hope that Obama will succeed is yet another tentacle of  "the white guilt octopus" that will continue to drag conservatives under water.
• Why not get all those illegal aliens out into the Sahara Desert and  have them bag the sand and sell it for cat litter?
• Barack Obama’s faculty for showing up in photographs with  corrupt associates may well end with every Democrat posing with Obama’s arm around  his shoulders in his mug shot.
• Islam is Death’s Welcoming Committee.
• Let’s leave Camp Gitmo open and close the White House. Either  that, or when these jihadists visit the White House, they should be obliged to use the  Terrorist Entrance.
• Moderate politicians always represent themselves as being "in  the middle of the road" – and nobody has to tell you what you find in the middle  of the road.
• One way to stop the overcrowding in hospitals is to issue medical  licenses to illegal aliens and let them examine each other.
• It wasn’t easy for Obama to find a job for which Leon Panetta  is so spectacularly ill-equipped.
• "Panetta" sounds like either a cheap cigar or  a kind of kazoo they play in the Balkans that makes life there even more unbearable.
• Obama is moving his mother-in-law into the White House. The  applicable adage is, "Behind every great man there’s a woman telling him  he’s wrong".
• The Obama inauguration is a sellout. And so is Obama.
• Al Gore is looking for a Jewish tailor who does climate alterations.
• It’s been said that "No man is a prophet in his own  country" – except maybe Rush Limbaugh.
• The Honor Guard at the Obama Inauguration will be able to usher in  everything but Obama’s Honor. It may require a scavenger hunt to find any among all  those Clinton appointees.
• The Obama Inauguration will have 5000 porta potties –  presumably immediate seating.
• Does the world need a bomb called The Mosque-buster?
• In Los Angeles there is a marked decrease between the time when an  automobile leaves the showroom and turns up on the police impound lot.
• Will Obama make sure bums have enough saliva to spit on America's  windshields to clean them?
• Marion Barry may be in town for the Obama Inauguration. It is  rumored his luggage carries more drug paraphernalia than the Rolling Stones on a world  tour.
• Has Barney Frank already picked his frock for the Obama coronation?  We hear he’s been all frocked up for months.
• Rod Blagojevich owns a 4% approval rating among Chicagoans. Al  Capone’s was higher than that.
• Why do the Democrats want to move oil drilling further out to sea?  If history repeats itself, the sea will be on its way here. That’s the way it worked  in New Orleans.
• Hugh Hefner wouldn’t pay a nickel to see Nancy Pelosi get it on  with a fork lift.
• After bilking people out of 50 billion dollar wouldn’t you  figure Bernie Madoff’s investors would sense something wasn’t kosher?
• Allah has imbued the Arabs with a rabidity and psychotic  self-absorption that we have not seen since the Clintons were in the White House. "
• Considering the number of drugged out countries in the world, you  don’t need a passport, just a forged prescription.
• The Democrat Party is America’s enemies within, without, and  withal. They prefer poverty to probity.

• And this …

   

  Now that Sigourney Weaver has annihilated all the aliens maybe she  can get rid of all the illegal aliens. We’re ready when you are, Ripley.

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• RACISM:
    AMERICA'S NEW BEST FRIEND
• By: Norman Liebmann
• The Negroes finally got their own President and the President finally got his  own Negroes – of whom, paradoxically, many are white, and whose attitude can be  described as "blacker than thou".
• It is time to lift the dark overcast hovering  over the nation called the Obama Administration, which is, in fact, not an Administration  but a Usurpation.
• With a little more incompetence  the Obama Cabinet will be indistinguishable from a Harvard football team.
• One does not need any great access to subtlety to appreciate the  fact that Barack Obama’s Cabinet appointments suck.
• Somewhere in his  musings about the economy it occurred to Obama that both the word trillion and the word  toilet begin with the letter "t". He found the connection compelling.
• His  appointment of Timothy Geithner as Secretary of the Treasury is like giving Bob Cratchit  the keys to Fort Knox and a barrel of methamphetamines.
• Straining all the faculties of his  pygmy mentality, Geithner proceeded to mongrelize the markets and make America into a  banana republic that is rapidly running out of bananas.
• Apparently, Geithner contemplates making the economy into a reverse Monopoly game in which  he confiscates Broadway, Park Place, and whatever square he decides is too big to fail.
• Geithner created a Brain Dead  Economy having convinced Obama Americans would never want to use their brains someday.
• The Obama Stimulus plan is like trying to add  a cargo hold in a canoe.
• His program is not the distribution  of wealth but the dissemination of poverty.
• Obama is busy tarring and feathering the economy.
• The disastrous economy  notwithstanding, Obama’s is absorbed with that game, in which people in their shorts  try to stuff an inflated cowhide sphere through an embroidery hoop.
• Obama claims his stimulus package is for all Americans. In fact,  the stimulus is about as non-denominational as basketball.
• Numerous blacks  believe that basketball found its roots in the jungles of Africa and not on the hardwood  floors on which the Harlem Globetrotters dribble.
• (Like Obama, black athletes are often  identified by their peacock demeanor.
• Obama  is a bad President and an even worse precedent. It is a financial policy he learned in  Harvard called Affirmative Distraction.
• The problem with the economy is that Barack Obama found himself in the woodpile.
• After all, the blacks haven’t found so compelling  a role model since Rodney King.
• The American left can’t get over the novelty of this first Tar Baby President - or  is the appropriate word Potentate?
• America is a land where you are supposed to make the most  of your opportunities, not of your pigmentation.
• America could not have chosen a more expeditious path to national suicide than the  election of this Ivy League Idi Amin.
• The last election connected the dots and the dots  were all black.
• Obama is rendering to the "gimme" population the most  significant giveaway to the black population since, at the end of the Civil War.
• The  government gave the former slaves forty acres and a mule. Wisely, Lincoln put the mules in  charge.
• The Obama Administration is preparing shovel-ready projects which ironically are  directed to benefit a segment of the population for whom a shovel has too many moving  parts.
• The public may return to the convenience of assuming all blacks look alike, think  alike and vote alike. 
• It enables the Obama Karma - or as his policy is sometimes  called, "trickle down stupidity".
• The Bureau of Prisons reports that the number of blacks in "The Big House" is  not as shocking as the number of blacks in The White House.
• They ought to put convenience  stores inside prisons to cut down on the inmates travel time to the scene of their crimes.
• CIVIL RIGHTS
• The history of the Civil Rights Movement in America is a non-stop Blackathon.
• Unfortunately, this constituency cannot raise children as easily as their leaders can  raise money.
• Minority politics is an exercise in The Black Imperative -otherwise called  "Gimme".
• Civil Rights leaders are still not in synch. They are bickering over whose bad  idea it was to make cotton white, although any color would have caused resentment.
• Wealth distribution notwithstanding, the have-nots and what-nots will remain  discontent.
• Their  disagreement seems to devolve on how black is black
• His people are counting on Obama to  blackmail America on their behalf, and it could not be in a more appropriate color.
• Black racial sensitivities are overstated. The re-establishment of segregated toilets  is a small enough humiliation to endure for sending Barack Obama to Washington to destroy  the entire nation.
• Some are still smarting because it was reported that Kunte Kinte was  not allowed to drink leftover lemonade he found on the porch at Tara.
• The blacks have  found every racial designation objectionable. It is safer to just point at them.
• Obama has called for increased oversight over all financial institutions.
• Hussein, The  Hip Hop Hitler, strikes again.
• Der Führer was also given to excessive harangues but  without a teleprompter.
• Obama is now a warmonger - which is a step up for him.
• Some of the leading financial institutions are  telling Obama to put his money where the sun don’t shine, which is sufficient reason  for depositors to have renewed confidence in them.
• Seeing Obama in the White House evokes the same sensation as seeing Idi Amin getting  off a Marine One helicopter.
• The Obama Health Care Program could be the beginning of a medical program called  Black Quackery.
• MICHELLE OBAMA – THE BARE ARMED CONTESSA
• Washington’s First Lady is one high-toned Ebony Yenta.
• In the  first two months as First Bimbo, she has hosted more rock ‘n’ roll elitists than  a Motown orgy.
• In the past, if she had  lived in the plantation called Tara, she would have changed its name to Tiara.
• She looks like the caboose of the Acheson,  Topeka, and the Santa Fe trying to make a fashion statement.
• Ms. Obama is a lady with a built in bustle.
• Presumably she will next have  a couturier flown in from Paris to rotate her dress shields.
• She is intent on creating another  dust bowl on Pennsylvania Avenue.
• Michelle is currently digging a garden on the White House Lawn.
• Apparently the  sharecropper mentality has spread to the Rose Garden.
• She needed something to do when she was not channeling  with Joan Crawford during Mommy Dearest’s moments of highest anti-white dudgeon.
• The Obamas made a big to-do of selecting their White House pet. In honor of the Obama  economy, they might have selected one from among a breed of cadaver dogs.
• Michelle says she has been accused of talking like a white girl, but she didn’t  say which one. (Perhaps it was because her speech wasn’t peppered with the word  mutherfucker.)
• The Obamas must reconcile themselves that Barack may be President for the next eight  years, but they’ll both be black for the rest of their lives.
• POISON ON THE POTOMAC – THE DEATHOCRAT PARTY
• America is being held captive by a Cossack Congress.
• The Obama Administration is Communism dressed up in its go-to-meetin’ clothes.
• Democrats are not a party but a  political puddle.
• Racial  rallies have turned the Reflecting Pool into pond scum.
• The present Congress is composed of Democrats and deviants.
• Its Black Caucus is an on-shore  Bermuda Triangle.
• The Democrat Congress is the equivalent of The Westminster Rat Show. It  created such institutions as Floozy Mae and Faggy Mac.
• Tonya Harding is more  regal.
• When Pelosi gets through putting on her make up, she looks like a crayon drawing by  a retarded child.
• Nancy Pelosi is this generation’s Catherine the Gross.
• As a gesture of  gratitude it is said illegal aliens have invited Pelosi to be the Door Prize at a cantina  south of the border.
• Pelosi is the champion of run amok immigration.
• (As long as Congress is going to  cram amnesty down America’s throat why not call it cramnesty?)
• She is hoping to be won by a burro.
• It seems Barney Frank appears to have no teeth, although in considering his social  life, gums may be enough.
• From the minaret of moral depravity Barney Frank hurls his catty  calumnies.
• Congressional colleagues say if Barney Frank had tits he’d  be dangerous.
• He called a Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia a homophobe. At least Scalia  is not a closet homophobe.
• (We are put in mind of the proverb, "Sticks and stones may break our  bones". In Barney’s case it would be worth a try.)
• God may have misgivings with regard to the way Ted Kennedy has used his gray matter and  is in the process of repossessing it.
• Christopher "Dud" follows the path of the sociopath.
• This will usher in The  Cocaine Domain of Barack Hussein.
• The Obama Administration will legalize marihuana. Attorney General Eric Holder has seen  to it that this entry level drug has gained permanent entry.
• Socialized medicine will distribute any medication you  can snort up your nose.
• The legalization of marihuana may be the payoff for the blacks  delivering at the polls.
• (It is said that in order to become Obama’s Attorney General, Eric Holder had  to turn down a position as CEO in charge of Bullwhip Sales and Service.)
• The Justice Department may become the Cali Cartel’s rumpus  room.
• Flabby busybody Dianne Feinstein has sounded off against putting windmills in the  Mojave Desert. Perhaps they can be adorned with needles and passed off as spinning cacti.
• (Why is it in seeking those responsible for the calamitous condition to which California  has been brought, the names of Boxer and Feinstein never come up?)
• THE DARKENING AGENDA
• Mexico is on the brink of collapse. Perhaps one could find a way to move the brink  closer to the edge.
• Global warming has morphed from a hoax to an outright swindle. Al Gore has Obama  convinced the mosquitoes in the Arctic are sweating.
• We may save the United States by putting all our assets in a Swiss bank where Barack  Obama couldn’t get his hands on them.
• Obama received some strategic validation from Colin Powell who brought the appearance  of dignity to military stalemate.
• Barack Obama is as shallow as a birdbath and yellow as a  canary with jaundice.
• Previously he saw the path to peace as sucking around the dictators  of the world.
• What damage Barack Obama has done to America in only two months aggravates the popular  caricature of Africans held by Americans over two centuries.
• Obama may yet solve the unemployment problem by giving every black family their own TV  situation comedy - perhaps by providing illegal aliens with jobs other illegal aliens  won’t do.
• Many blacks are still waiting for the gratification that will come with the Obama  Presidency.
• The Obama cultural disorder may provoke renewed interest in the once  picturesque tradition of race riots.
• After they payoff the defaulters’ mortgages the government will make sure their  vermin in residence have a congenially dirty place to stay.
• Obama plans to coax gays and blacks into supporting his Heath Plan with reports that he  can authorize a cure for AIDS in every hospital Emergency Room. (Tests show the HIV virus  is Pigment Positive.)
• Someone at the Pentagon should explain to our Commander-in-Chief what the military does  for a living. 

• And this  …

   

  Barack Obama has forced the CEO of General Motors to resign. Black racism lives!

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• POLITICAL  RAG BAG
• BARACK OBAMA MOONS AMERICA
• By: Norman Liebmann
• The trouble with the American economy is that  there’s a President in the woodpile.
• The trouble with the American economy is that  there’s a President in the woodpile.
• Barack Obama’s despicable treatment of visiting English Prime  Minister Gordon Brown didn’t surprise the British people. They figured he just got  crapped on by another Muslim.
• Could you describe the Obama economy as a Soul Train Wreck? He  treats the economy like it is a high stakes crap game.
• Muslim husbands claim they decapitate their wives so they won’t  have trouble swallowing.
• Senator Ted Kennedy will receive Honors from Queen Elizabeth. He  will then be officially a Royal Pain in the Ass.
• Considering its present occupants, it may be appropriate to put  a condom over the Capitol Dome. If Obama is in the building they might not be able to get  it down past his ears.
• The liberals have taken the position that they don’t care what  a man's religion is, as long as he doesn’t practice it.
• After being the first man to deliver a baby, he asked the doctor  "Is it a boy?" The doctor is reported to have replied. "Let’s just say  it’s in the ball park".
• If Barack Obama ever gets his face on a coin, that side will be  called "tails".
• With all the new abandoned sexuality on college campuses, the new  standard of eligibility for entrance should be called Affirmative Erection.
• Inasmuch as the homeless in San Francisco have no sanitary  facilities, traffic signals that keep saying "Go" and "Don’t Go"  can be cruel.
• If Charles Darwin thought the Galapagos Islands had some strange  creatures, he should have checked out San Francisco. His book would have been called  "The Origin of The Weirdoes".
• Since the Obama Administration took office, visiting foreign diplomats have been  advising each other not to drink the water in the White House.
• Up to the  present, the Obama Administration can only be described as a mega-flop.
• The major lie of our time is that Barack Obama is the President of all  the people. Put it this way. He’s the President of the Minoritycrats.
• John McCain is just the latest rallying voice for fanatical  moderation.
• McCain can’t tell where political impotence ends and political  impotence begins.
• Will someone please explain why so many blacks call each other  "brother" and kill each other in the streets?
• Obama’s effort to restore respect from foreign nations has  fallen short. Vladimir Putin treats Obama not like he is America’s President, but  like America’s Janitor-in-Chief.
• Liberalism has made Californians into something beyond docile. They  are zombies with tans.
• Obama is saying jobs will be available on road construction. When  you apply bring your own bulldozer.
• Now that they have their own television series, it is clear lesbians  can teach longshoremen a thing or two about swearing.
• Incidentally, would it be  accurate to describe Hillary Clinton as the spiritual leader of the "almost  lesbian" community?
• Liberals have made California into the worst kind of  cesspool – one without enough water.
• Now that he’s making all that money, Obama should buy his wife  a dress with sleeves - or one sleeve at the very least.
• It would have been a better world if Black History had been confined  to Black Geography.
• I think it is fitting that Roland Burris, a liar, replaced Obama,  another liar,  in the Senate. Transitions don’t get any more seamless than that.
• Signs have begun to appear on Connecticut lawns that read,"Be  Kind to Animals or My Monkey Will Eat Your Face". Incidentally, do monkeys consider  bananas "soul food"?
• Ben Bernanke, author of Wall Street’s financial collapse, will  have his ignominious manipulations remembered as Bernanke-Hanky-Panky?
• Perhaps Obama felt that Churchill should have waited a few thousand years to  save Civilization when Civilization could have included Africa.
• As an insult, Barack Obama returned a bust of Winston Churchill to  England. It will be remembered that Churchill’s only achievement was saving  Civilization.
• It is apparent that  Obama’s perception of world history only goes as far back as Woodstock.
• Where or when did anyone ever get the idea that Rosie O’Donnell  is a comedian? She is about as humorous as a slow leak in an iron lung.
• The American Presidency has been passed from a Bubba to a Berber.
• At her recent audience the Pope  scolded Pelosi- as a result of which she has spread the word that Benedict XVI is a closet  Republican.
• Speaking of defaults, Obama has left the actual running of this  nation to Speaker of the House "Nutsy" Pelosi.
• In preparation for their meeting, the Pope wisely instructed his Cardinals,  "Don’t leave me alone with her".
• One more Vatican visit from Pelosi and  Benedict XVI may see a mass conversion from Catholicism to Voodoo.
• E.J. Dionne, the stick-figure left-wing journalist, has an equally  spindly mentality. He is still finding George W. Bush less than perfect. Hardly  investigative journalism.
• Las Vegas odds makers say it is 70 to 1  against the Obama stimulus package improving the economy. That’s a safer bet than a  bookie in Ancient Rome giving 8 to 5 on the Christians over the lions.
• Is there reason to believe that Abraham Lincoln ended slavery  prematurely?
• Sean Penn won an Oscar. Apparently the members of the Motion Picture  Academy yielded to the Hollywood axiom, "When in doubt sacrifice quality".
• Chairman Michael Steele of the Republican National Committee  promises to make the GOP "more hip hop" to attract minorities - proving the GOP  never makes the same mistake twice. This mistake is now up in double digits.
• The Obama White House is always finding reason to make merry. Currently  they’re celebrating the discovery of the color black.
• It is reported that during the innumerable soirees held by the  Obamas, White House Marine Guards have been ordered to use their rifle butts to crack open  lobsters shells.
• Some genealogists propose that it may be possible to clone another  Idi Amin by using DNA acquired from Michelle Obama.
• Ann Coulter is clever, and cleverness is anathema to the unclever.
• The only percentage in Barack Obama’s yelling "I  won", is that he’s giving winning a bad name.
• Michelle’s Obama’s  hair was the only thing in Chicago politics that went straight.
• Chicagoans are on a roll. They gave us the Black Sox scandal  – now they’ve given us the Obama Administration.
• Barack Obama’s speeches have given us a new lingo called  "spam-speak".
• Metaphorically speaking, Joe Biden has the deftness of a  proctologist who gives prostate examinations while wearing a catcher’s mitt.
• There is always more sweat on Barney Frank’s upper lip than you  would find in a Lakers’ post-game locker room.
• In conformity with Al Gore’s theory of global warming, he has  commissioned a painting of himself in the boat with George Washington crossing the  Delaware. He’s the soldier wearing a seersucker uniform. (Presumably, he would have  been the only guy at Valley Forge breaking a sweat.)
• As a result of the ethnically-biased Presidential election, one  might wonder why Charles Darwin didn’t warn us that Evolution isn’t for  everybody.
• The Republicans always make that classic mistake of bringing a knife  to a gun fight.
• In Washington little white lies were never little and henceforth  will never be white.
• Irrespective of the Obama Administration’s lamentations, the  black’s do not have high unemployment. At least half of them are doing television  commercials - at least on my TV set..
• Hollywood scuttlebutt: There is in  contemplation a new film teaming Sylvester Stallone with Janet Reno. The working title is  "Rocky Meets Shaky".
• Why aren’t Barney Frank, Christopher Dodd, and Charles Schumer  in Attica? They could use a few more white felons up there.
• There ought to be a bounty on California Judges.
• Telling Americans not to listen to Rush Limbaugh may be Barack  Obama’s second biggest mistake. Michelle was his first.
• Will the Obama Administration re-popularize that festival of the  politically incorrect invectives that once flooded the nation?
• What is there about the job of First Lady that attracts so many  bitches?
• The recent theory by a geneticist holds that some people are born  black due to an absence of DNA.
• Some author has written an unkind version of history in which Barack  Obama lived and gets voted off a slave ship.
• It was only a matter of time. Someone in Vermont is working on a  gender-neutral toilet paper.
• Obama has sworn off torture. Presumably in his old Chicago  neighborhood they found it a tough habit to break.
• By the time Genghis Khan was Obama’s age he had killed more  than fifty million people. As the saying goes, "When you’re hot, you’re  hot".
• If Hillary Clinton had become President she’d be working on  her Emasculation Proclamation.
• There is nothing in the Obama Administration that couldn’t be  improved by a mutiny.
• Like most Democrat Secretaries of State, her appointment to that  position gave Hillary Clinton a chance to exercise her longstanding hatred of Jews.
• Al Gore is giving the world a global reaming.
• A Congressman has found a deodorant spray that can dispel the aroma  of Nancy Pelosi in the House chamber. It’s called Hag-Away.
• Michael Steele attacking Rush Limbaugh is just another sign that the  Republican Party cannot abide a winner.
• Now that the government is returning the homes to the  foreclosure-niks, will Obama also tell them at what time they have to be at home, and in  bed by nine o’clock - with the television turned off?
• The Obama economy will become known as grab-onomics. Democrats seem  to have no memory of what America was. 

• A Heavenly messenger’s report to the Deity might go like this:

   

  Dear Lord, You sent me to Earth on a fact-finding mission to determine whether there  was anything redeeming about the Humanity You created. Give me a few more centuries and  I’ll get back to You.

• And this …

   

  Will Americans ever face the question about this President who is  bringing our nation to ruin: Is it the right time to stop calling him a bastard and start  calling him a (fill in color here) bastard?