Malachi Smith's List: FUN & FUNNY

YouTube - Dog and man do squats 3

May 31, 09

www.youtube.com/watch
- Dog and man do squats
- mbrailer
  May 27, 2009
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YouTube - USMC Answering Machine? 4

Oct 14, 09

www.youtube.com/watch USMC marine-corps answering-machine fun entertainment marines satire
- USMC Answering Machine?
- AkaRambo
  August 11, 2007
- The United States Marine Corps Answering Machine ;-).
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YouTube - Drunkest Guy Goes Back For More Beer 4

Oct 18, 09

www.youtube.com/watch video youtube convenience-store guy stoned drunk staggers wasted
- Drunkest Guy Goes Back For More Beer
- LadFromBrad
  October 15, 2009
- "Tragedy" music included.
  
  Credits - Lux Aeterna By Clint Mansell & "The Really Drunk Dude"
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ISM Colorado Homeland Security News & Research: Time to Stop it is Now 8

Oct 20, 09

ismcolorado.com/...time-to-stop-it-is-now taxes ditty funny truth humor poem USA politicians entitlement-programs washington-dc congress american-citizens
- « Venezuela (Country threat level - 4): | Afghanistan (Country threat level - 5) »
 
 Time to Stop it is Now
- Socialism is a great thing, until you run out of other people’s money!
- Tax his land,
 
 Tax his bed,
 
 Tax the table
 
 At which he’s fed.
 
 
 
 Tax his tractor,
 
 Tax his mule,
 
 Teach him taxes
 
 Are the rule.
 
 
 
 Tax his work,
 
 Tax his pay,
 
 He works for peanuts
 
 Anyway!
 
 
 
 Tax his cow,
 
 Tax his goat,
 
 Tax his pants,
 
 Tax his coat.
 
 T ax his ties,
 
 Tax his shirt,
 
 Tax his work,
 
 Tax his dirt.
- Tax his tobacco,
 
 Tax his drink,
 
 Tax him if he
 
 Tries to think..
 
 
 
 Tax his cigars,
 
 Tax his beers,
 
 If he cries
 
 Tax his tears.
 
 
 
 Tax all he has
 
 Then let him know
 
 That you won’t be done
 
 Till he has no dough.
 
 
 
 When he screams and hollers;
 
 Then tax him some more,
 
 Tax him till
 
 He’s good and sore.
 
 Then tax his coffin,
 
 Tax his grave,
 
 Tax the sod in
 
 Which he’s laid.
- Put these words
 
 Upon his tomb,
 
 Taxes drove me
 
 To my doom…’
 
 
 
 When he’s gone,
 
 Do not relax,
 
 Its time to apply
 
 The inheritance tax.
- Accounts Receivable Tax             Building Permit Tax             CDL license Tax             Cigarette Tax             Corporate Income Tax             Dog License Tax             Excise Taxes             Federal Income Tax             Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)             Fishing License Tax             Food License Tax             Fuel Permit Tax             Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)             Gross Receipts Tax             Hunting License Tax             Inheritance Tax             Inventory Tax             IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)             Liquor Tax             Luxury Taxes             Marriage License Tax             Medicare Tax             Personal Property Tax             Property Tax             Real Estate Tax             Service Charge T ax             Social Security Tax             Road Usage Tax             Sales Tax             Recreational Vehicle Tax             School Tax             State Income Tax             State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)             Telephone Federal Excise Tax             Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax             Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes             Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax             Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax             Telephone State and Local Tax             Telephone Usage Charge Tax             Utility Taxes             Vehicle License Registration Tax             Vehicle Sales Tax             Watercraft Registration Tax             Well Permit Tax             Workers Compensation Tax
- Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. Like in the years 1769 thru 1940… What in the heck happened? Can you spell ‘politicians?’ (Or entitlement programs?)
- This entry was posted on September 4, 2009
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YouTube - Cat Betrayed Girlfriend 3

Oct 23, 09

www.youtube.com/watch YouTube video cats funny humor subtitles felines funny-cats
- Cat Betrayed Girlfriend
- elimaines
  October 16, 2009
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YouTube - Baby Boomers Battle Hymn 3

Oct 31, 09

www.youtube.com/watch baby-boomers battle-hymn parody comedy video baby-boomers-battle-hymn funny generation spoiled-brats
- Baby Boomers Battle Hymn
- barbarajolloyd
  July 03, 2009
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YouTube - Ray Stevens - We The People - RayStevens.com 4

Dec 24, 09

www.youtube.com/watch Ray-Stevens video Democrats Americans Patriots satire Health-Care entertainment Congress Death-Panels euthanasia USA voters election-2010
- Ray Stevens - We The People - RayStevens.com
- raystevensmusic
  December 11, 2009
- The latest from Ray Stevens, We the People is spreading like fire! visit RayStevens.com
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