Things are quiet so SHIELD (fury) decides to have a "training" exercise (Part I)
Clint didn't even know Phil had a younger brother but it appears the love of suits is genetic. That's the least confusing thing that happens to the marksman. *crossover with Inception
"The certificate in his hand declared that Phil Coulson was his older half-brother. JARVIS declared the authenticity with a simple scan and that's when Tony went to pour a drink. "
Summary: Post-Movie. He acts like what he's doing is the most natural thing in the world....~7500
Summary: Steve and Tony discover the joys of forcing each other into more than one orgasm. ~1100
Summary: Steve comes back to life and has a few bones to pick with Tony. Angry-like. ~5800
Steve will later blame Toni and the Asgardian mead, for winding up in Toni's bed.
Loki curses someone with adorable sexually transmitted puppies (Thor kinkmeme)
Loki and Gabriel get together. NO ONE APPROVES. (and who has the scarier/more protect brothers/friends?) Thor Kink Mime
Tony catches Loki partying in a gay club. Bonus points if Loki is already halfway-wasted and is dirty-dancing with ooh, many people. (thor kink mime)
[[... porn.]]
Or, the one where Steve wants to talk to Tony about something important.
Phil recruits Clint Barton to SHIELD and falls for him. Professionalism is more a nice ideal than a reality with SHIELD agents. [AU Origins story]