Hermione is perfectly content to spend her Christmas in solitude. Harry and Ron are perfectly content to intervene. Needless to say, she is not a dog person.
"Elijah searched for words to settle the spell---not break it, no, it felt too electrifying to be broken."
Sirius is smashed in the head with a Bludger. Gold sparkly bits ensue.
Inspired by "213 things Skippy can no longer do in the US Army".
Five times Hermione Granger went on a motorcycle road trip with Jacob Black.