"Because," Loki said, his voice impassive and even, as if he was commenting on the weather, "otherwise I'm going to ride you whilst you're driving, and that steering wheel was not built to provide a comfortable backrest."
It turns out that Loki's kisses are just as cool as his demeanor.
Loki's pregnant. By Tony. To quote the OP, Thor flips his shit.
Sometimes, Loki just doesn't think some of his plans through as much as he should.
For example: he overhears one Tony Stark mentioning the thought of having kids terrifies him.
There's one thing he should know by now, and it's that Loki always has a plan.
"I'm not having my daughter grow up to be a spoilt little princess."
(continuation from BACCHANALIA)
Loki's new to Earth and all of its technologies, including cars. Tony happens to have some of the fastest cars in the world. Up to the author if Loki and Tony are on the same team or not. Go!
I kind of love the sibling relationship (as is, not shippy) and want something like, Loki's banging one of the Avengers (either for info, or just straight up spite for Thor) and Thor walks in and loses his shit over it. Like, how dare you defile, you better be in this forever, sort of deal. Loki responds badly because he just wanted a fuck, but is maybe secretly touched. Preferably Tony as the Avenger, because he would.
Tony/Loki, Steve/Tony, Thor/Loki
Without the rest of the Avengers knowing, Tony and Loki start a "frenemies with benefits" relationship. When the rest of the team find out, Thor and Steve are especially jealous. Loki realizes his brother and Steve's reactions, but being the troll that he is that just makes it funner. And Tony, well, he just really likes the sex.
Eventually Thor and Steve get too annoyed at how shameless Tony and Loki are (Loki walking around Avengers headquarters in nothing but Tony's shirt, Tony showing up at meetings with hickeys and disheveled etc). They decide to claim what's theirs. Cue to hot, possessive sex with Steve and Thor dominating Tony and Loki.
Unsurprisingly, Tony and Loki don't mind this development at all.
Loki, forced to make a fresh start on Midgard) needs Tony's money/ressources/influence on Shield. Tony just thinks it's cool to fuck a Norse god. Bonus if Loki realizes that he perversely enjoys prostituting himself like this.
I'd love to read a story (crack and/or humor) where Loki arrives at the Avengers Tower for the first time.
Thor is away fighting some not-really-dangerous villain while Loki arrives and says: "Hello, Thor's friends. I'm Thor's brother."
And Captain America is all kind and polite while Hawkeye is suspicious and Tony is flirty.
And they have tea!
Loki/Tony Stark, Odin (or Balder, I don't care, whoever rules Asgard right then) punishes Loki by turning him into a mortal. Loki makes sure he has all possible mortal comforts by becoming Tony Stark's latest conquest. This makes Avengers meetings awkward.
Thor sets himself to the uncomfortable task of disillusioning Tony about Loki's intentions. Tony, meanwhile, thinks the sex is fantastic.
Justin's been around the block, he wasn't born yesterday, and he has a hundred other metaphors waiting to kick your ass if you keep trying to suggest he doesn't know what he's getting into, getting it on with that Loki dude.
There was no need to rush things though as the sex was quite good and there would be no harm in disarming Tony with that tool for a while longer. It would afford him enough time to find the Iron Man’s weaknesses and that could only be considered both fun and useful.
Tony was having about as much trouble adjusting to Loki with tits as he was to the fact that Loki was now waving his hands in his face and demanding to know if Tony liked the nail polish he’d picked. Somewhere inside him he knew that the god was only trying to fuck with him but he could not get used to the readiness with which Loki would change genders.
Tony catches Loki partying in a gay club. Bonus points if Loki is already halfway-wasted and is dirty-dancing with ooh, many people.
(772):
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
"And what would you be doing here?"
Tony was pointing the energy cannon on his palm towards a figure still hidden in shadows, but whose silhouette was hard to mistake with any else's, mostly thanks to a pair of golden satanic horns crowning his helmet.