Wherein there is Rachel-approved webcam sex, needy roommates with bad timing, chain emails, the worst of craigslist, dick replicating kits, horribly inappropriate misplaced metaphors, and a moment that might actually be memorable in a way that doesn't require extensive therapy.
Kurt, Blaine, Rachel and a day of the week that is definitely not the weekend, which makes things a little different.
Kurt is the light of the moon.
Kurt and Blaine listen to a summer storm from the safety of Kurt's porch; some kissing, some conversation. "My dad used to take me outside during storms."
kurt hummel is just shy of seventeen, fresh off his first year of glee club, and ready to spend yet another summer bumming around with the locals in the florida keys-- sunbathing and house-partying with his florida friends at his side and his lima friends on speed dial. but when a tiny, friendly, citrusy-tourist eye-candy of a boy keeps showing up around the pool, the beach, and running his rickety old bike into kurt's front hedge, kurt realizes his summer is about to get a lot more interesting. (semi-au scenario set in the summer between sophomore and junior year.)
Kurt has had an "imaginary friend" since he was four years old. He heard him, saw him, wherever he went. Until one day when the boy mysteriously disappeared. But eight years later, Kurt learned that everything he remembered was all real.
It’s 1989 and Dalton doesn’t exist. Kurt and Blaine are the resident gay couple at McKinley and trying to pave a road out of Lima their senior year of high school. A series of vignettes set during the second half of Kurt and Blaine’s senior year. (Sequel to CHILDREN, BEHAVE and WATCH HOW YOU PLAY)
It's the summer before their junior year in college and Blaine still can't get enough of Kurt. Summer is the growing season.
Blaine is twenty-four years old when he loses his dream job.
Blaine's confused, not exactly sure what he's waiting for, but Kurt's laptop shifts a little, focusing in on his bed. And then all of a sudden Kurt is climbing onto his bed, up on his knees. And then he's taking his shirt off.
They fight in the back of coffee shops and let Finn win Scrabble games and really, really screw up the long distance thing (and then totally nail the long distance thing) and basically spend a lot of time being in love.
Mike sits with his bestie at the Lima Bean while Blaine is all 'woe is me'.
Blaine's eyes are dark, much darker than Kurt ever remembers them being, and Kurt's going to have to start marking Blaine's freaky werewolf mating season on his calendar if it gets Blaine to act like this, all uninhibited and desperate to be close to Kurt
"I'm dying," Blaine says once he gets close enough for Kurt to hear him over the wind. "I swear that if the rest of the warbler choir is in the baths again because of the good acoustics, I'm going to turn them all into canaries."
"Why did you even make a magic eyebrow growing potion in the first place? I refuse to believe there's a market for that."
Kurt was pretty sure he'd notice if everyone had started to hit on him, but apparently he was wrong. And unfortunately it took Noah Puckerman quite literally backing him into a corner to do it.
"Kurt, Rachel, Santana," Professor Schuester says. "Please tell me I didn't just catch you selling illegal potions again."
"Where is all this coming from? Of course you're going to be a star, Rachel, we all are. We're one of a kind, there's no one else out there like-- Kurt?" Blaine breaks off, staring in horror as Kurt's face crumples and he starts to cry too.