Kurt and Blaine find a new way to deal with their long distance relationship: sexting. The only problem is, Kurt loves to text Blaine when he knows he'll be in class. Blaine begs him to stop (even though he secretly really loves it) and tells him how hot Kurt is and how much he wants and needs him in person. Kurt just keeps going until Blaine has to excuse himself from class cause he's so hard.
Every morning, Blane wakes up to Kurt’s ass in his face.
When Kurt transfers to Dalton, to make things easier on him, he's roomed with Blaine.
It does make things easier. It makes them much harder.
Basically, awkward, embarassed, horny teenagers.... how difficult it is for Kurt having to share a room with his crush. Jerking off with Blaine in the room, hearing Blaine jerk off, trying to hide hard ons etc...
The thing with Kurt is that his hair is really tall and really fantastic. And in a club, it's like a big, gay beacon. It's like... a lighthouse. Telling every guy there, "Look! Here is a hot guy! Come grind up on him!"
Blaine and Kurt are competing for the spot of featured vocalist at Nationals.
Fill for: Blaine and Kurt are home alone. Kurt is wearing his skirt. Blaine sees this as an opportunity. He catches his boyfriend and makes him sit on his erection (Blaine already had made painfully clear to Kurt before that whenever he wears the skirt he should not wear underwear). Kurt is riding Blaine's cock, both of them fully clothed, Kurt's back to Blaine's chest...when the rest of the Hudmels arrive.
As soon as they see Blaine they go to the living room to join the boys. Burt sitting directly across from them "trying" to be ok with his boy sitting in a guy's lap (not knowing how deep that guy's cock was buried in his son). All Hudmels were there trying to be friendly and talk to Blaine.
Kurt is MORTIFIED, most of all because the situation is not making Blaine's cock softer, it is actually getting harder and thicker inside of him and every little move he does makes Kurt’s eyes glass over and he has to bite his lips to keep from moaning.
Kurt doesn't mind getting his hands dirty on occasion, and Blaine goes out of his way to encourage this particular habit -- provided that Mr. Hummel doesn't try to shoot a rivet through him first.
Blaine's a hypocrite, but they're alright with that.
"No, but," Blaine says, his cheeks flushing even more than they already were. "I can't-- inside. I mean. I should pull out."
"Nate finds himself being dragged into the end of the world and Brad is much, much more than what he seems. Loving Nate Fick will not stop Ragnarok from coming. And Brad Colbert was always a part of that story. And he's not the only one. Mythology AU."