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Updated on Dec 06, 14
Created on May 14, 13
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- Post-War. Auror Partners!Harry + Draco. LMAO. The postal owls had messed up Draco's presents for Harry and his mother. So, when Harry received a beautiful looking and expensive green shawl with a loving note, he was encouraged to go to Draco's and asked him for a dinner date. Draco was a bit shocked at first though just too willing to comply. On the other hand, Draco's mother was FURIOUS. LOL.
2,000 | Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. | Silliness. Humour. Wanking.
- Harry and Draco are in an established relationship and lived together. But Harry's tired of Draco telling him what to do and what not to. So he moved in to Ron's flat and Draco was determined to persuade Harry to come back home.
2,000 | Persuading Harry to move back home, Draco must endure visiting him at Ron's bacholer pad.Crack!fic
- Draco Malfoy, you're so cute! Draco went to ROR for a quick wank, only to find one Harry Potter had already occupied it and was doing some really "funny" things. Like caressing himself in a totally hot way, even fingering himself and used a dildo. *Oh my Draco Malfoy you dirty dog* Draco was quite sure Harry Potter was madly in love with him. He would like to lend a hand to him. So one day just when Harry was alone, he stunned him and kidnapped him, gagged him and tried his best to make Harry confess. Blaise truly didn't show up at the best timming - and kindly pointed up Harry didn't want it at all, it's the ROR. Draco went there thinking of Harry so ROR gave what he wanted. Draco was embarrassed to no end. Surprisingly, this time Harry kidnapped him and bound him. Isn't it a bit too bold for a virgin like you, Harry? XD Also outing in Great Hall the day after. Hilarious and cute.
8,510 | Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him.
- So, D/H & R/W were trying skiing - of course Harry and Hermione were familiar with it, you can't blame Draco for skiing straight into a tree, right? Lol. Injured!Draco had to lie in bed and had limited activity, but Harry had come up with an excellent idea. Charms are really charming, especially fearther-light one. ;P Kind of crossdressing!Harry in a Santa suit. Sweet snuggling after sex.
4,000 | After Draco suffers a skiing accident, Harry makes everything better. | Stripteasing!Santa.
- It's one of the cutest fics I have read. Draco and Harry was magically struck together. They tried every way they came up with to separate, ending up tangled in a totally ANOTHER WAY. Hot classroom desk!sex ensues. # Mentions of Draco fingering himself and possible Switching, if you squint.
28,000 | An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. | EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
- Post Hogwarts. Hogwarts Reconstruction Project. The increasing curiosity to the Chamber of Secrets from the Hogwarts students posed a threat to the students' own safety. Colleagues!Hermione + Draco. Hogwarts Reconstruction Committee!Draco. They found out the text to open the Chamber but they need someone who knew Parseltongue to help translate. That's why Harry was involved. But too bad Harry need some *stimulation* to use it. So, due to the person who were willing to complete the ritual - only Draco and Hermione - Harry had to have sex with Draco to help solve the problem. Lots of banters. And hot seeeeeeeeeex.
17,437 | Hogwarts' future depends on Malfoy's texts. Too bad the key is up Potter's arse. | mild dubcon - Harry is pressured to have sex to help Hogwarts/Hermione.
- Little Potter is just toooooooooooo adorable. Harry was kidnapped by some guys and cursed, so he was currently nine years old. Draco, as a private investigator, worked along with Aurors and helped rescue Harry. Harry had also lost his memories. To Draco's surprise, it seemed this little Potter liked and trusted him with all his heart. Good Slytherins!Blaise + Pansy. They also adored Harry and spoiled him rotten. Very humorous. Aunt Pansy got to get Harry all the pretty clothes and stuff while Uncle Blaise played with Harry and told him all the bees and birds. Lol. To ensure Harry's safety, he now lived at Draco's. The Slytherins came up with a cure from Pansy's aunt which would make Harry age a year per week. So he would soon return to his 24 years old self in roughly 15 weeks. During that time, H/D became attached to each other, though Draco pined for Harry for a long time he just didn't admit it. When Harry came around 20, Draco can't take his flirting and those glassy eyes any more. After Harry confronted Draco they just got on with it. But time was running out. When Harry became 24, will he stay? *Hey you can't stop there!* # Implied Switching. Virgin!Harry.
5,580 | A de-aged, nine year old Harry Potter with memory loss, and three Ex-Slytherins taking care of him.| None, really? There is some age-difference and angst. (Also some desperate sex and rimming.)
- Unexpected pregnancy. Lots banters. Lol. a sweet and hilarious read!
3,000 | Harry and Draco are having a baby, and they have no idea what they are doing. Hilarity ensues.
- Imagine a Draco Malfoy in Muggle world. Trust him to say something. LMAO.
798 | Harry and Draco have a minor problem, and Harry has an idea to use a Muggle product to fix it. What was he getting into when he took Draco to a Muggle store? MPREG
- Hilarious. Harry's pov. Draco and Harry watched internet porno and they talked about a certain bloke whose stamina was longer than ordinary persons. Harry stated he would last longer. So they made a bet. Auror!Harry. Mentions of OMCs polijuiced as two Draco and having sex...Ew.
2,496 | Harry and Draco have a friendly wager about Harry's ... stamina. This one's in first person, folks, FYI. A birthday gift for a few lovely Pisces ladies. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
- LMAO. They attempted to finish what they left before, yet they were interrupted...once again. *You kidding me? Don't stop there!!!* Harry and Draco went out on date but they can't stop flirting with each other while dinner. Finally they skipped their beloved dessert and just got on with it.
# Remix of leela_cat's Special Edition:
http://hd-relief.livejournal.com/5139.html
1,400 | In which Harry and Draco attempt to finish some interrupted business… A remix of leela_cat's Special Edition. I recommend reading that first.
- Charms-Business-specialized-in-Wizarding-Space-Partners!Harry + Hermione. Past OMC/Harry. Past Auror!Harry. Mentioned alcohol abuse on Harry's part after his boyfriend Jack died. Wake-up-gay!Teddy. He used to date girls but after a night out with Harry and Jack when he had break-up with his girlfriend, he found out men were more attractive to him. Protective!supporting!Ron. First time sex. Fluffy sweet ending! A lovely read! - - - - - - - Mentioned top!Harry/OMC before.
8,100 | Seven years after his partner's death, Harry has rebuilt his life with his friends' help, but hasn't managed to move forward romantically . Teddy Lupin, 28, is back in London for good after years of studying and working abroad. When he finds himself in need of some extra space at his new shop, he consults with Harry and Hermione, who have built a successful business around creating Wizarding Space. Teddy Lupin, all grown up and self-assured, is not at all what Harry expected, but may be just what Harry needs to solve his seven-year itch. | Alcoholism, Character Death (past/minor), m/m sex and language as you'd expect from the rating.
- Established H/D. Ron has been made head!Auror, thus he asked for a little reward - Harry's Treacle Tarts! Draco was not too happy with it because Harry chose to make some pastry instead of going out with him. Yet Harry managed to make it up to him, yummy treat. *g* Naked!Harry covered only by an apron, with sugar! They made good use of the pastry materials, btw. XD Poor Ron!
1,595 | Drarry... Nothing in the word was sexier to Draco than his very beautiful, very naked boyfriend clad in only a skimpy apron with sugar and flour covering almost every bare inch of his skin. What do treacle tarts have to with anything? Pure smut.
- Draco tricked Harry to have sex with him. After finding out Harry was outraged, but he did find out another thing: their feelings are mutual. lol.
2,720 | Harry, Draco, an empty classroom, and a bit of fortune-telling as an excuse.
- Harry accidentally drank Hermione's fertility potion - so he's randy all the time. Lol. Hot sex ensues! Curse Breaker!Draco. Unemployed!Harry. Teddy's-baby-sitter!Harry. Potion!pregnancy. # Implied Switching.
11,626 | It's a bright, sunny day when Harry Potter accidentally drinks Hermione's fertility potion. Madness ensues, and how will Harry and Draco cope with the repercussions?
- LMAO. Head Auror!Harry. Harry was required to attend a Ministry meeting, through Floo. Trust Harry's wicked boyfriend Draco Malfoy to take advantage of it. Lol. Very hot and interesting. Know-it-all-along!Luna. *You're genius!* Others just thought the noise Harry was making was his objection or something. Hermione might know something was happening too. *g*
6,000 | Harry's head is in the Floo but Draco's is in the gutter. | Standard NC-17 funsies, ahoy!
- A glimpse of how H/D spend together while they grew old. Fluffy short fic!
487 | Draco wants to surprise Harry for his birthday. Naturally there is a misunderstanding.
- Set in Ireland. Long-haired!Agent!Draco(Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Department) was investigating a case involved of Charmed Wool Sweaters. After a series of investigation Draco locked on the suspect: Stephen Manikin. Turning out it was Harry's alias. Getting-to-know-each-other!H+D. Mentions of past painter!OMC/Harry.
# Direct Link:
http://vier.hdhols.com/foraluinnsearlait.html
12,000 | Draco works for the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Department (MMAD). Tracking down an illegal knitter of charmed jumpers takes him to County Cork where he never expected to find the missing Chosen One.
- Malfoy was turned on by a peguin pyjama!Harry. Maylfoys did get what they wanted right? Lol. Innocent!Harry knew nothing about gay!sex but happily would like more (when Draco used his wand to prepare him he even thought of trying wand!sex or so. *blush*)
# DIED LAUGHING #
Harry had just realized that Malfoy called him hot. "Are you gay?"
Malfoy backed up a step and blinked, in the same fashion as the penguins. "No," he replied sardonically. "I'm into bestiality." He gestured to the pyjamas. "The penguins and all."
Harry nodded. It made sense.
# DIED LAUGHING #
1,156 | The penguin pyjamas brought forth a rather unexpected reaction from Malfoy.
- Harry was gay, and a bottom. That's a big deal to the Wizarding World. Lol. Some Ron/Harry kissing time.
5,445 | Turns out Harry is gay (something that is quasi-excepted in the WW) and loves to bottom, but people feel that their 'great hero' shouldn't bottom or even love guys at all! (H/D and others)
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Want a good laugh? Here're the fics you're searching for. :D
Updated on Dec 06, 14
Created on May 14, 13
Category: Others
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