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  • Jun 12, 13

    *Utterly adorable ♥♥♥♥♥ :p
    Very cute fic told from clueless!canon!Ron's (Auror!Ron) pov. Field Auror!Harry. Draco is an adorably quirky (and snarky) researcher in the (very messy) Analytical Lab in the DMLE. Featuring a newly married!Ron/Hermione, the magically cluttered and messy environment of the Analytical Lab, Draco using a brightly multi-coloured filing system with a an assortment of cutesy clips/hairpins as paper clips, Draco being a bit of a pariah in the Ministry before Ron took to befriending him, cute Ron/Draco friendship (thought it look distinctly endearing as a big brother+little brother relationship with Ron as the big brother and Draco the petulant and whiny little brother - Ron flicks Draco on the forehead :p), Ron unintentionally matchmaking Harry and Draco together, cute Harry/Draco moments with Ron being oblivious to the nature of their relationship, being kidnapped and then escaping from their captors, awesome magical theories/details, being handcuffed together #No sex scenes
    Smooch Fest link: http://hd-smoochfest.livejournal.com/111217.html

    Summary: When Hermione rushes off to the Amazon, Ron is left to handle their brooding third wheel but he's never been especially good with emotional problems. Somehow, he drags Malfoy into the mix and the stupid Ferret steals the show.

  • May 22, 13

    *AU-ish War!fic. Harry is some sort of a badass government agent, basically the Head of the War Office and Special Consultant to the Minister of Magic. Draco is a Death Eater turned Spy for the Ministry (Redeemed!Draco). Harry's also charged with bodyguard!duty concerning Draco but is given license/permission to kill Draco should he prove to be untrustworthy or if Draco succumbs to Voldie's Summons
    #Featuring flashbacks to their Hogwarts days in between scenes, H/D fighting an awful lot (trust issues), D owning H a life debt, H/D forced proximity (on the run from Voldie together), a D.E attack on Hogwarts (in which there is a scene that tortures then kills Lucius), Voldie Summoning (torturing) D through the Dark Mark, ritual to remove the Dark Mark from D (involving some intimate body painting :p), H/D accidental bonding and telepathy, killing Voldie, past Harry/Weasley twin, stubborn!H who's deeply in denial about his feelings for D #Implied switching but it didn't happen because... no sex scenes (such a pity)

    Summary: There's only so much death a man can stand.

  • May 19, 13

    *Harry works at the Department for the Prevention of Magical Mischief... and Draco is an unrepentant troublemaker :p
    Lonely!Frustrated!Harry (who can be quite mean and petty) has anger issues.... and other issues. And he's also mopey and depressed. All the petty (but funny) mischief Draco gets up to on a daily basis (and gets dragged to and/or arrested by Harry's department) doesn't at all help Harry's frustration either. Harry wants Draco punished but Draco on the other hand, wants to help Harry find his happiness again. H/D hugs and quidditch matches and bets and running around naked and sexytimes :p

    Summary: Everyone always told Harry to grow up. Now that he has, when is the promised happiness going to arrive?

  • Jan 20, 13

    *TOO EPIC FOR WORDS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ *flails*
    Mostly Epilogue compliant but with a clever magical twist! Harry works for Hermione in the Blood Reparations Department. Draco is a lonely recluse at first. Later on, Draco helps Harry with his work. There are 2 main plots that weaves around each other in this fic:
    Plot 1 - Draco is accused of murdering a muggleborn witch. Narcissa claims the life-debt Harry owes her and demands that Harry investigate the matter to prove Draco's innocence. Then, Pureblood supremacist groups and Muggleborn rights groups try to start a 3rd war. New evil mastermind called the Masked Lady.
    Plot 2: Harry can't stop having sexy dreams of an alternate life he has with Draco. Harry and Draco both have sexy visions of themselves as lovers in mirrors. Some powerful magical force is trying to force them together despite the marriage vows made to their respective wives. Also, the same powerful force kept hurting Draco and making Harry save him. Plus, Draco is compelled to save Harry a couple of times too.
    #Harry and Draco are both BAMF!Heros in this, although for the majority of the story Harry plays the Savior/Protector-role while Draco tries not to lean too heavily on Harry's strength and ability to save/protect/comfort him. Eventually Draco learns to save himself... and Harry. Ginny and Malfoy-wife bashing. Hermione's role is... divided between BAMF!Heroine and Cold Meddling Bitch (P.S. - I dislike Hermione a lot more than I dislike Ginny in this fic) throughout the story. Awesome!Narcissa. Life debts and marriage vows, the appearance of dragons and zombies, Draco's extreme claustrophobia, near drowning, near fatal overdose on a potion, a cuddly Scorpius who's almost always glued to Draco like a clingy cute koala, an equally cuddly kidlet!Albus Severus, Harry's Guardian Angel owl, a teensy bit of Harry/Draco/Ginny love triangle, metal-cased dead Malfoy ancestors, violence and torture. Also, cute Scorpius + Albus Severus kiddie friendship (all the children are tiny kidlets in this piece) *coos* Happy Harry/Draco ending.

    Summary: Harry is too busy ten years after the war to help out just one family, but that's exactly what he has to do. And as he hunts their enemy, magic no one understands is hunting him.

  • Jan 20, 13

    *Cuteness!! Basically Harry and Draco works for the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes. They share an office together. It's Valentine's Day and there are a lot of magical 'accidents' all over the muggle world, so it's their job to fix them all. Draco is petulant and frustrated. Harry finds comfort in flirting with Draco.... and there are people Polyjuicing themselves into Draco for some kinky Polyjuice-sex, which horrifies Draco :D

    Summary: In which Draco is petulant, Harry is amused, romantic gestures play havoc with the Statute of Secrecy, and everyone wants to steal some of Draco's hair.

  • Jan 06, 13

    *GAAHHH!! SO BRILLIANT AND SWOON-WORTHY! DEFINITELY ONE OF MY TOP FAVES EVER ~~SQUEEEEEE ♥♥♥♥♥
    Auror!Harry. Draco is the Junior Undersecretary for the Department of Domestic Magical Cooperation. Basically it's about Percy Weasley (head of the department of Magical Law Enforcement), tries to unfairly punish anyone who's even remotely connected to the death eaters, whether by acquaintance or by blood, and Harry and friends try to stop him and protect Draco and his friends from Percy. Draco has always been a little bit in love with Theo Nott and Pansy Parkinson is such a darling. Theo is 100% straight and is oblivious to Draco's feelings... so Harry comforts Draco and they bond as friends.... but eventually it becomes more :D Hermione and her parents babysits Pansy while Theo and Blaise are sent into hiding elsewhere. Draco has a nice gentlemanly boss who adores him and a sweet assistant called Broderick Wellingham who's very loyal and protective of Draco :D Various other interesting OCs whom Draco befriends - Periwinkle Brown, Auror Armitage, Auror Savage, Auror Williamson, Daily Prophet journalist: Tobias Leamington, among other people. The revival of the Order of the Phoenix by Harry and gang for the express purpose of helping to protect the Slytherins and stop Percy. Harry running for Ministry of Magic in an election with his usual gang of friends (plus Draco - He runs the media for Harry's campaign). Percy eventually tries to hurt Harry by targeting Draco and everyone rushes to try save Draco. Protective!Dangerous!Narcissa and Harry promises her he'd always protect Draco. Blaise Zabini and the "ferret fugitive" LOL!

    Summary: Memories of the war are still fresh, which is all the excuse Decent People need to do appalling things. In this quietly waged conflict, Draco Malfoy is happy to be on the right side of things for once, and even happier to find he's not alone.

  • Dec 31, 12

    *Auror!Harry, Draco is the assistant secretary to the assistant secretary to the secretary of the person in charge of Broom Regulatory Control in the Ministry. Harry acknowledges and befriends Draco in public (in front of Draco's boss and other Ministry workers) so that Draco doesn't get bullied and/or shunned by others. H/D secret relationship. Draco is torn between fulfilling his familial duties by getting married and producing an heir... and choosing Harry. Lucius/Narcissa as parents who genuinely care for Draco's happiness over anything else. Hot H/D office desk sex!!!

    Summary: Harry and Draco have begun a fling with each other. Harry's feeling a little more serious about it and wants the world to know. Draco's horrified at the prospect, and anyway, his father's been pushing him to marry and provide a Malfoy heir. This can't end well.

  • Dec 24, 12

    *AWESOMENESS!!! ♥♥♥♥♥
    Curse-breaker!Draco. Evil house dropping things on Harry with the intent to harm him. Curses and dark objects. Cool curse-breaking magic (on Draco's part). Pureblood wards and talking indoor snake motifs/doorknobs/house decorations inside Grimmauld Place (Parseltongue). Repairing the Black family tapestry with gold thread spun from a Galleon and cool magic. Loyal!Happy!Kreacher. Snarky!Snape with a wicked sweet tooth. Best friend!Pansy. Supportive Ron/Hermione. Brilliant!Methodical!Bossy!Still-a-rude-prat!Draco (coffee addict and has a huge kink for Parseltongue :p). Harry and Draco bonding over curse-breaking activities and ancient family history (the Noble House of Black). Harry and Draco staying in a house together. Draco saves Harry from a crazy house and Harry saves Draco later while on an Auror mission. Lots of sexy UST and then even sexier sexytimes behind closed doors :p
    #Graphic bottom!Draco (with Parseltongue smut!) and with a mild bottom!Harry scene (which happened behind the scenes... kinda wished there were more of that bottom!Harry scene but.. *pouts*)

    Summary: Harry's house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it's Draco Malfoy.

  • Dec 24, 12

    *CUTENESS!!
    Auror!Harry, Head of Magical Creatures Dept!Draco. Funny Twilight references. Attempted Draco/Oliver Wood. Past Harry/(super rich!)Justin Finch-Fletchley.. Going camping rich-muggle style with Justin and his friends. Justin's friends think Harry/Draco are together and they let them believe their 'pretend' relationship. Harry/Draco rooming together. Cute centaur foals (a bubbly little girl-centaur, an older rather petulant boy-centaur and another boy-centaur). Harry/Draco riding horses - Draco made the horses fly :D References to flying bunnies :D
    #Mostly pre-slash and some cute fluffy moments towards the end but no sex scenes (yet). Too bad.

    Summary: Harry has promised that he will not do anything to upset the new head of Magical Creatures. Even if it is Draco Malfoy. When three centaur foals appear in Cumbria, far from the Forbidden Forest and all too close to Muggles, Harry's promise is thoroughly tested. To say nothing of his equestrian skills.

  • Dec 21, 12

    *GAH!! SO CUTE AND FUNNY!!!
    Auror!Harry (very Sherlock Holmes-esque!), Draco is a Muggle-Liaison Officer of the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes (and also Harry unofficial partner for a particular murder investigation featuring a "ninja" in a feathered costume). Freak accidents cum murder case featuring modified WW.Wheezes products as the murder weapons. Potions expert!Draco. Draco also tends to wear extremely weird clothes when interviewing muggles or investigating a case. Goyle as Harry and Draco's friend slash housekeeper slash caregiver. Lots of cute snarkery, humour, H/D bonding moments, interesting investigation clues and a lovely twist at the end :D

    Summary: He had been on medical leave for a month and was bored out of his mind. All he wanted was to go grocery shopping. And then he just happened upon a Muggle horrifically killed by a Wheeze, a ninja who might be a showgirl, and Malfoy looking like a fashion disaster (but it turned out there was a good explanation for that). As far as Harry was concerned, it hadn't ever been his fault to begin with.

  • Nov 17, 12

    *THIS DESERVES ALL THE LOVE!! :DD ♥♥♥♥♥
    H/D = working in the ministry. Harry being a stubborn prat, Draco also a prat (but slightly less prat-ish compared to Harry). Draco writes letters of apologies to Harry, seeks redemption and forgiveness from others he has hurt in the past, works for Bill and generally tries to be 'good'. Harry on the other hand, lets his temper flies at the mere sight or mention of Draco... and generally has anger management issues. Protective!Bill (of Draco). Sad!Drunk!Draco at one point. Draco and his fear of fire. Angst, hurt/comfort, happy ending.

    Summary: Harry doesn't want to hear anything Draco Malfoy has to say, but ignoring him and all the letters he sends probably isn't the best idea he's ever had, all things considered.

  • Oct 31, 12

    *Waking up from what looks like a drunken one-night stand. Except Harry didn't want it to be just a one-night stand... if he could just make Malfoy understand that before he leaves in haste, but not before drinking Harry's coffee. CUTE!!

    Fic excerpt:

    This whole thing is completely awkward, and Harry is not adept at coping with uncomfortable situations. He is normally pretty good at the facing the unknown, but this is slightly fucking different to a surprise field ambush.

    Plus, he doesn't really know how this happened. It's not a unfamiliar occurrence and he supposes it doesn't really matter now anyway. There is a Malfoy is his bed. There is a very much naked Malfoy all rapped up in his sheets, pale hair and limbs all over the place.

  • Oct 16, 12

    *Career Choices: Blogger!Draco, Head of the Office for the Regulamentation and Control of Interweb Publications!Harry ♥♥♥
    CUTEST, FUNNIEST THING EVER!! ESPECIALLY DRACO'S BLOG POSTS... AND HARRY'S CHAT CONVERSATIONS!! OMG!! :D #No sex

    Summary: Harry likes his job in the Office for the Regulamentation and Control of Interweb Publications well enough, but Malfoy's being a git and making trouble as usual. Luckily Harry can go home and chat with his new friend, the anonymous comedy blogger who's so popular with wizards and Muggles alike... Features Muggles, inter-office memos, house-elves, rubber ducks, 4am chats, and porn. Because that's what the internet is for.

  • Jul 14, 12

    *CUTE!! Auror!Harry and Draco works for the Department of Intoxicating Substances. References to acts of sexual harassment at a work place because Draco's superiors kept groping him. References to a bit of Blaise/Draco which drives Harry crazy with jealousy. Oblivious!Draco (because how in the world he couldn't see that Harry's arse over tits for him is beyond me) and Oblivious!Harry (so blinded by his feelings for Draco that he doesn't notice Draco's scheming to get into his pants).

    Summary: Draco was resigned to being groped until his creepy co-worker was named his Department Head. Blaise assured him he needed a powerful lover to protect him. Draco agrees, just not the way Blaise wanted him to.

  • Sep 27, 11

    *UTTER BRILLIANCE!! ONE OF MY TOP FAVES!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!
    Auror!Harry and Forensic Analyst!Draco. Slow and gradual transition into a relationship (H/D). Cute side pairing: Ron/Hermione. Ron+Draco as close friends and at one point goes lingerie shopping (for Hermione) together wherein Ron&Draco pretended to be a couple. Draco's cute overeager assistant, plus pet cat. Harry's portrayed as ruggedly handsome in a casual way and a very fine detective, shy and humble... yet one of the most powerful wizards alive. Draco's snarky and brilliant and elegant and bossy and smaller in physical stature to Harry and Ron. Cute Rose and Hugo, with Harry and Draco babysitting them. Murder mystery and fluff.


    Summary: herein Draco Malfoy is a Forensic Analyst employed by the DMLE, has an ongoing feud with Coulson who works days, irreparably frightens assistants, imbibes massive amounts of coffee and quite possibly engages in too much snarky banter with his liaison, Inspector Potter.

  • Jul 12, 12

    *Officially, Harry works in the Department of Magical Transportation - Unofficially, he's the Captain of a magical ship called the Wave-Sweeper. Druidic Warrior!Draco. Briefly mentioned past Harry/Dean and cute side pairing: Padma Patil/Luna. Also, Goldfinch!Luna. Flirty!Draco who keeps teasing Harry. Magical cauldron, island in the sky, crazy hermit king, cock-eyed squid, Fawkes, Voldermort's corpse and Draco being all noble and sacrificing :D

    Summary: On his deathbed, Lucius gives Draco an almost impossible task that will hopefully salvage the reputation of the Malfoy family. Draco finds himself in need of a magical ship called the Wave-Sweeper, but finds one Harry Potter standing in his way. This "new" Harry Potter, with his strange obsession to be "normal", assigns himself the task of being Draco's watchdog. Together, with a motley crew of Hogwarts alumni, they fly both sea and air following an ancient map that leads them to an unknown island and strange creatures, but both Harry and Draco are harbouring secrets that threaten the tenuous relationship that grows between them.

  • Jul 08, 12

    *UTTER PERFECTION IN ALL ITS FLUFFINESS!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!
    Second in command to the Undersecretary of the Dept of Magical Games and Sport!Draco, Security and Risk Assessment Consultant (of the same department)!Harry. Cheeky!Flirty!Attractively messy!Harry and Snarky!Blushing!Smitten!Draco. H/D working for an idiot of a boss who's on a stupid mission to curry favor with the famous 'Harry Potter' and is terribly ungrateful to all that Draco has done. Funny office politics and staff meetings organized by Draco. Harry sucking obscenely on a teabag and sexy fluff! #Bottom!Draco (all the graphic scenes) but subtly implied switching (probably happening behind scenes).

    Summary: Draco Malfoy is the heart and soul of the Department of Magical Games and Sport. The only thing standing in the way of professional bliss is his boss. And Harry Potter.

  • Jul 06, 12

    *DELICIOUSLY SNARKY AND HOT!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!
    Auror slash Minister candidate!Harry and PR Manager!Draco. Past Blaise/Draco which drives Harry crazy with jealousy. Poisoned!Kingsley with Ron as his bodyguard. Scheming!Manipulative!Snarky!Draco who's oddly also a close friend of Ron and Hermione. Harry's brief struggle with his sexuality and ended up pining for Draco. Lots of USt and pining and the sex at the end? Deliciously yummy!

    Summary: Harry doesn't want to run for Minister. Draco Malfoy is determined to make him. Harry realises politics is a dirty, complicated, and in some cases full-contact sport.

  • Jun 02, 12

    *Auror trainee!Teddy, Senior Auror!Harry. Head of the Department for International Cooperation!Draco. A bit of Teddy/bottom!Draco but it's mostly Harry/bottom!Draco and then Harry being jealous that Draco slept with Teddy. Of course, Harry has to go MIA and Teddy has to look for him while Draco worried himself sick.

    Summary: In which Teddy Lupin works harder than he ever has in his life.

  • May 24, 12

    *TOO AWESOME TO BE PUT INTO WORDS....♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!
    Ex-Auror!Harry, Draco works for the Department of Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures
    Crazy-Powerful!Possessive!Awkwardly Endearing!Harry, Lonely!World Weary!Defensive!Snarky!Draco... isolated cottage near the woods, accidental magic (inability to control magic - I see that as a unique form of disability), Ron/Hermione goodness, talking and snarking and pining and playing Quidditch and angst and fluff and hurt/comfort. #No penetrative sex on screen - but it's fairly obvious that there's switching.

    Summary: Malfoy's all, "Come out of there," the way you say to a cat who is badly behaved. And Harry's all like, "No, what, I'm a hermit! And I have a chest-monster! And I am crazy magically powerful!" and Malfoy's all, "We all have problems, bub." (thoughtfully) "You are crazy though. I'll give you that."

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