Apple Ling's List: Co-workers

*Cuteness!! Like WHOA!! ♥♥♥♥♥
Non-magical AU. Super assistant/secretary!Draco. Cute Draco + Weasley bromance/friendship/hilarious boss+assistant (PR agency run by Augusta Longbottom) relationship. Draco's impeccable fashion taste (and the way he chooses his Weasley boss' clothes for him, because Weasley does not have a single fashion conscious bone in his body. That, and he kept staining his clothes with food stuff) Cute Draco + Pansy friendship (and gossip sessions) and the League of Snarky Secretaries. Cute toddler Teddy and big bro!Draco relationship. Andromeda dotes on Draco. Harry's love of all things coffee. Mean!Harry at first (but he has a very good reason for his asshole-ish behaviour, you'll see).

Summary: Draco is Weasley’s assistant. Except for the week he’s not. Whose brilliant idea was that again? Featuring offices in Edinburgh, an epic Measley Bromance (that no one will admit exists), several unrequited crushes, fantastical revenge scenarios, coffee snobbery, the dreaded – yet adorable – toddler terror, promises of organ swapping, a play about Scottish history (no one cares), sequins, and the League of Snarky Secretaries!

*Utterly adorable ♥♥♥♥♥ :p
Very cute fic told from clueless!canon!Ron's (Auror!Ron) pov. Field Auror!Harry. Draco is an adorably quirky (and snarky) researcher in the (very messy) Analytical Lab in the DMLE. Featuring a newly married!Ron/Hermione, the magically cluttered and messy environment of the Analytical Lab, Draco using a brightly multi-coloured filing system with a an assortment of cutesy clips/hairpins as paper clips, Draco being a bit of a pariah in the Ministry before Ron took to befriending him, cute Ron/Draco friendship (thought it look distinctly endearing as a big brother+little brother relationship with Ron as the big brother and Draco the petulant and whiny little brother - Ron flicks Draco on the forehead :p), Ron unintentionally matchmaking Harry and Draco together, cute Harry/Draco moments with Ron being oblivious to the nature of their relationship, being kidnapped and then escaping from their captors, awesome magical theories/details, being handcuffed together #No sex scenes
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Summary: When Hermione rushes off to the Amazon, Ron is left to handle their brooding third wheel but he's never been especially good with emotional problems. Somehow, he drags Malfoy into the mix and the stupid Ferret steals the show.

*ROMANTIC, SEXY AND UTTERLY BEAUTIFUL *loves*
Harry and Draco work for a cozy little (muggle) workshop in Amsterdam that makes musical instruments. And at one point Harry tends a bar. Basically Harry took to traveling and touring aimlessly in an attempt to cope with the aftermath of the War, he bumps into Draco, they have super hot, sexy, delicious sex and then Draco leaves. Harry obsesses (and pines) over their one night stand and decides to chase after Draco.... and he ends up in Amsterdam where he gets a job in a quaint little workshop, the same place Draco works. Meanwhile, Draco pines hopelessly after his gorgeous ex while half-torn between wanting Harry and wanting to strangle Harry. Smoking, drinking, touring, partying, pining (Draco pining after his ex and Harry pines after Draco) and delicious sex!

Summary: After years of running away, Harry crosses paths with an all-too familiar face and follows him to Amsterdam.

*HD_Holidays fic :p ~SOOOO DELICIOUS~ ♥♥♥♥♥
DADA Professor and also the Head of Task Safety for the Triwizard Tournament!Harry. Dumstrang Dark Arts Professor!Draco. Head over heels in lust and pining endlessly!Harry. Lonely!Depressed!Recluse!Harry. Both men have lost so much in the War and each have his own set of issues to work through and yet, they fit beautifully together... despite all their flaws and the fact that they're opposites of each other. Realistic transition from "Stay away from me, I hate you" to awkward friendship to almost-friends to fuck buddies and eventually leading to a happy ending. H/D bonding over booze and sharing Triwizard Task notes (and deciphering the aforementioned notes). H/D infidelity because Draco is dating Pansy.
#Can't tell if this is b!D or b!H because the sex scenes happen offscreen but who cares! This is uber delicious!

Summary: The Tri-Wizard Tournament is returning to Hogwarts to mark the ten-year anniversary of the defeat of Voldemort. When Draco walks off the Durmstrang ship, Harry, now a Hogwarts professor, is thrown by an unexpected attraction. Over the course of the next year, he will have to deal with those feelings as well as the aftermath of the war, something he has put off for far too long.

*CUTE & SEXY!! ♥♥♥♥♥
Healer!Draco (Redeemed!Draco), Healer trainee!Harry. Past Harry/Charlie. Lots and lots of coffee including yummy caramel apple spice latte (Draco's fancy coffee). Date in a coffee shop and then more coffee (So, am tagging this with the Food/Beverage tag for that reason). #Implied switching (*fans self* ♥ So hot!)

Summary: Harry thought the best part about being a Healer would be saving lives every day without the constant fear of being murdered by a megalomaniac, but when Draco Malfoy walked into the room he realized he hadn't escaped so easily. Or, the one with the coffee.

*Hot, muscled!Quidditch player!Harry and gorgeous!svelte and model-like!physiotherapist!Draco.
Past Harry/Draco relationship (but still pining for each other). Harry's issues with coming out to the public about his sexuality. Harry having to take the first step to prove that he's serious about reconciling with Draco. Teary confession (that happened in a restaurant) by Draco on the real reason why he walked out of their relationship. Hot sexy back messages by physio!Draco. Cute little Teddy who calls Harry, "Daddy". A little bit of homophobic bashing. Supportive Ron/Hermione. #Lengthy graphic sex scenes are bottom!Draco. Heavily implied 'switching' though (bottom!Harry scenes are less graphic than bottom!Draco... all equally HOT, HOT HOT!!)

Summary: Harry's job is in the public eye but his closely guarded private life is not. When Draco is inducted as the Quidditch physio, will they be able to prevail as platonic and indifferent accqaintances or will Harry finally prove his worth?

*Cuteness!! Basically Harry and Draco works for the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes. They share an office together. It's Valentine's Day and there are a lot of magical 'accidents' all over the muggle world, so it's their job to fix them all. Draco is petulant and frustrated. Harry finds comfort in flirting with Draco.... and there are people Polyjuicing themselves into Draco for some kinky Polyjuice-sex, which horrifies Draco :D

Summary: In which Draco is petulant, Harry is amused, romantic gestures play havoc with the Statute of Secrecy, and everyone wants to steal some of Draco's hair.

*Cute, sexy fluff! Aurors!Harry and Draco. Draco is also a Spy for the Ministry (to keep an eye on the stupid!Death Eaters that are in hiding). Basically, there is a new Death Eater on the block and he's charismatic and smart... and he wants Harry dead. Draco tries his best to keep Harry alive, while Harry refuse to stop flirting with Draco. Harry's excessive flirting and Gilderoy Lockhart-like obnoxious behavior makes Draco think Harry isn't serious about liking Draco so Draco shies away from Harry's numerous attempts at wooing Draco. Draco ended up saving Harry several (Draco is Harry's sort-of-bodyguard) times and becoming a hero! CUTE HARRY-COURTS-DRACO!FIC #No sex scenes (yet)

Summary: Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now.

*Aurors!Harry and Draco (co-workers and both stuck with night shift duty at the DMLE). Also, Vampire!Harry. Draco-centric fic. Murder mystery case with corpses drained of blood. Draco has a habit of annoying his boss (night shift boss of the Auror dept) by submitting ridiculous expense reports to demand compensation for the silliest things ever. Plus, Draco refuses to wear his Auror uniform. Harry and Draco work together to solve the murder case in secret. At one point, Draco gets caught by the baddie and Harry comes to the rescue :D

Summary: Draco is stuck in career purgatory on the night shift in the Auror Department. The powers that be won't let him near any important cases, but he knows he can prove himself and get promoted if he can just crack a big case. When Harry Potter shows up after getting himself banished to the night shift as well, how will he affect Draco's plans?

*GAAHHH!! SO BRILLIANT AND SWOON-WORTHY! DEFINITELY ONE OF MY TOP FAVES EVER ~~SQUEEEEEE ♥♥♥♥♥
Auror!Harry. Draco is the Junior Undersecretary for the Department of Domestic Magical Cooperation. Basically it's about Percy Weasley (head of the department of Magical Law Enforcement), tries to unfairly punish anyone who's even remotely connected to the death eaters, whether by acquaintance or by blood, and Harry and friends try to stop him and protect Draco and his friends from Percy. Draco has always been a little bit in love with Theo Nott and Pansy Parkinson is such a darling. Theo is 100% straight and is oblivious to Draco's feelings... so Harry comforts Draco and they bond as friends.... but eventually it becomes more :D Hermione and her parents babysits Pansy while Theo and Blaise are sent into hiding elsewhere. Draco has a nice gentlemanly boss who adores him and a sweet assistant called Broderick Wellingham who's very loyal and protective of Draco :D Various other interesting OCs whom Draco befriends - Periwinkle Brown, Auror Armitage, Auror Savage, Auror Williamson, Daily Prophet journalist: Tobias Leamington, among other people. The revival of the Order of the Phoenix by Harry and gang for the express purpose of helping to protect the Slytherins and stop Percy. Harry running for Ministry of Magic in an election with his usual gang of friends (plus Draco - He runs the media for Harry's campaign). Percy eventually tries to hurt Harry by targeting Draco and everyone rushes to try save Draco. Protective!Dangerous!Narcissa and Harry promises her he'd always protect Draco. Blaise Zabini and the "ferret fugitive" LOL!

Summary: Memories of the war are still fresh, which is all the excuse Decent People need to do appalling things. In this quietly waged conflict, Draco Malfoy is happy to be on the right side of things for once, and even happier to find he's not alone.

*YAY!! DELICIOUSLY FLANGSTY RENTBOY!FIC ♥♥♥♥♥
Undercover Auror as a rentboy!Harry, Rentboy!Draco. Murder mystery cum undercover investigation cum prostitution plot. Tattoo-ed and/or scarred rentboy corpses. Skinny!Pretty!Rentboy!Draco who is best friends with Lavender Brown and Pansy Parkinson. Harry Glamour-ing himself to look like someone else and tries to pass off as a new rentboy in the whorehouse Draco works for. Interesting OCs - the prostitutes who are Draco's colleagues (Portia, Carl, etc etc) and a creepy client (Daft Davey). Draco is very protective over Lavender and Pansy. Draco got injured at one point and Harry helds his injured arm until Draco falls asleep (aww!) Snarky!Prideful!Draco who didn't want to be saved, least of all by Harry. Brilliant Auror!Harry with a soft spot for Draco (especially Draco) and his friends. Happy Drarry ending! #No Drarry sex

Summary: Someone's killing rentboys in Lower Knockturn, and the case is getting attention from the top. No one at the Ministry wants another Ripper, stalking Knockturn Alley or moving into Muggle London. Harry Potter agrees to go undercover, but can he keep his identity a secret when Draco Malfoy is the rentboy assigned to show him the ropes?

*GAAAHH! DRAGON TAMER!DRACO *flails*
Dragon tamer apprentice number 1!Draco and Dragon tamer apprentice number 2!Harry. Draco has a gift with dragons and is super sexy (with long hair!!). An Antipodean Opaleye dragon named Thuban (this one is rather attached to Draco). Harry and Draco staying together. Harry and his pink dildo having some sexy alone time *drools* Happy ending!

Summary: Harry wants to apprentice for Charlie's team at the dragon reserve, but they already have an apprentice: a very fit wizard who tends to bring out Harry's obsessive side.

*ABSOLUTELY SQUEE-WORTHY!! ALL THE HEARTS!! ♥♥♥♥♥
Best Trainee Healer!Draco, Trainee Healer!Harry. Classmates!Harry and Draco in trainee healer classes (because Draco's Healer license got suspended and he had to go back into training). Draco in casual, sometimes oversized clothes. Draco tutoring Harry. Lonely!Quiet!Draco who is always by himself. Completely smitten!Pining!Harry while Draco remains oblivious. Devoted father!Draco to a sick little Scorpius. New ministry law that strips past D.E sympathizers of most of their rights - Draco losing his job, Scorpius banned from getting medical treatment. Harry marrying Draco so that Scorpius would receive better medical care instead of being shunned for Draco's past D.E status. Portrait!Snape who helps Draco.

Summary: A series of attacks by a group of neo-Death Eaters causes the Ministry to implement a new set of restrictions on former Death Eaters and their children. When Scorpius falls ill, Draco decides that he will do anything to save his son, even if it means marrying Harry Potter.

*AHAHAH! CUTEST AUROR TRAINING FIC EVER!! ♥♥♥♥♥
Auror partners!Harry and Ron, Auror partners!Draco and Blaise. Cute side pairings: Charlie/Blaise and Ron/Hermione. BAMF!Auror instructor!Misty Melons aka Cobra (LMAO!). Funny animagus forms. Harry making growl-y sounds during sexytimes (which Draco adored). Ron walking in on Drarry sexytimes (LOL!) Dragon Starbucks baristas. Fighting Dementors. Cute ending :D

Summary: Harry and Ron are sent to elite Auror training. Guess who's also there. Somehow, Harry and Draco manage to learn a few things and maybe even fall into bed in between the sniping and sparring to become the best of the best of the best.

*Auror!Harry, Draco is the assistant secretary to the assistant secretary to the secretary of the person in charge of Broom Regulatory Control in the Ministry. Harry acknowledges and befriends Draco in public (in front of Draco's boss and other Ministry workers) so that Draco doesn't get bullied and/or shunned by others. H/D secret relationship. Draco is torn between fulfilling his familial duties by getting married and producing an heir... and choosing Harry. Lucius/Narcissa as parents who genuinely care for Draco's happiness over anything else. Hot H/D office desk sex!!!

Summary: Harry and Draco have begun a fling with each other. Harry's feeling a little more serious about it and wants the world to know. Draco's horrified at the prospect, and anyway, his father's been pushing him to marry and provide a Malfoy heir. This can't end well.

*AWESOMENESS!!! ♥♥♥♥♥
Curse-breaker!Draco. Evil house dropping things on Harry with the intent to harm him. Curses and dark objects. Cool curse-breaking magic (on Draco's part). Pureblood wards and talking indoor snake motifs/doorknobs/house decorations inside Grimmauld Place (Parseltongue). Repairing the Black family tapestry with gold thread spun from a Galleon and cool magic. Loyal!Happy!Kreacher. Snarky!Snape with a wicked sweet tooth. Best friend!Pansy. Supportive Ron/Hermione. Brilliant!Methodical!Bossy!Still-a-rude-prat!Draco (coffee addict and has a huge kink for Parseltongue :p). Harry and Draco bonding over curse-breaking activities and ancient family history (the Noble House of Black). Harry and Draco staying in a house together. Draco saves Harry from a crazy house and Harry saves Draco later while on an Auror mission. Lots of sexy UST and then even sexier sexytimes behind closed doors :p
#Graphic bottom!Draco (with Parseltongue smut!) and with a mild bottom!Harry scene (which happened behind the scenes... kinda wished there were more of that bottom!Harry scene but.. *pouts*)

Summary: Harry's house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it's Draco Malfoy.

*CUTENESS!!
Auror!Harry, Head of Magical Creatures Dept!Draco. Funny Twilight references. Attempted Draco/Oliver Wood. Past Harry/(super rich!)Justin Finch-Fletchley.. Going camping rich-muggle style with Justin and his friends. Justin's friends think Harry/Draco are together and they let them believe their 'pretend' relationship. Harry/Draco rooming together. Cute centaur foals (a bubbly little girl-centaur, an older rather petulant boy-centaur and another boy-centaur). Harry/Draco riding horses - Draco made the horses fly :D References to flying bunnies :D
#Mostly pre-slash and some cute fluffy moments towards the end but no sex scenes (yet). Too bad.

Summary: Harry has promised that he will not do anything to upset the new head of Magical Creatures. Even if it is Draco Malfoy. When three centaur foals appear in Cumbria, far from the Forbidden Forest and all too close to Muggles, Harry's promise is thoroughly tested. To say nothing of his equestrian skills.

*GAH!! SO CUTE AND FUNNY!!!
Auror!Harry (very Sherlock Holmes-esque!), Draco is a Muggle-Liaison Officer of the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes (and also Harry unofficial partner for a particular murder investigation featuring a "ninja" in a feathered costume). Freak accidents cum murder case featuring modified WW.Wheezes products as the murder weapons. Potions expert!Draco. Draco also tends to wear extremely weird clothes when interviewing muggles or investigating a case. Goyle as Harry and Draco's friend slash housekeeper slash caregiver. Lots of cute snarkery, humour, H/D bonding moments, interesting investigation clues and a lovely twist at the end :D

Summary: He had been on medical leave for a month and was bored out of his mind. All he wanted was to go grocery shopping. And then he just happened upon a Muggle horrifically killed by a Wheeze, a ninja who might be a showgirl, and Malfoy looking like a fashion disaster (but it turned out there was a good explanation for that). As far as Harry was concerned, it hadn't ever been his fault to begin with.

*SWEET FLANGST!! ♥♥♥♥♥
Guest speakers at Hogwarts!Harry and Draco. Draco is also an expert on Dark Arts, especially on magical (cursed) fire - Fiendfyre. Draco + Pansy = best friends. Cute side pairing: Ron/Pansy. A little bit of Draco/OMC. Draco has a cute talkative mirror in his room (the mirror soothes him every time Draco has nightmares or bad dreams). Draco's fear of fire and smoke... and of suffocating (Draco has panic attacks). Naughty students with pureblood bigotry. Draco has issues with commitment. He's also insecure and doubtful of the idea of him and Harry together. Missing students and kidnappings. Harry and Draco saves the day!

Summary: Draco is the wrong man for the job. Potter is insufferable. And as if it all wasn't bad enough, who the hell died and made Draco hero for a day?

*Sort of... a sci-fi slash murder mystery genre (Think X-Files crossover with Fringe). Auror!Harry and Healer!Draco. Past Harry/Ginny. Harry is a lonely workaholic who's at odds with Ron/Hermione and his usual gang of friends. Draco... also a lonely workaholic, but with a gift for sensing/seeing and manipulating magical aura. Friends to lovers H/D (Harry courts Draco). Murder case with both magical and non-magic (muggle) ties plus icky corpses. Harry falls sick later (his magic fails) and Draco nurses him. Kidnappings, some violence and torture, Harry saves Draco and then Draco saves him back... everybody's a hero by the end of the story. #No penetrative sex

Summary: Harry has seen some strange cases being an Auror, but none stranger than his latest one. It only gets more complicated when his magic begins to fail and he gets involved with Healer Malfoy.