This is the translation of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a U.S. naval ship with
 the Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland. The Chief of Naval
 Operations on October 10th 1995 released the radio conversation.

 Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a
 collision.
 Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North.
 Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the
 South to avoid a collision.
 Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
 course.
 Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

 Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP
 IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND
 NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS ACCOMPANY US. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15
 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES
 WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
 Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.