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20 Mar 08

Kisi se pyar kertay ho

  • Kahan dil chor aye ho,
    bohut chup chap se rehtay ho,
    Na bante ho na sanwarte ho
    na koi bat karta ho
    Bhari mehfil main bhi aksar
    hamesha khoay rehtay ho
    Udasi aankho main le kay
    her ek chehre ko takte ho
    Koi jab yaad aata hai to
    Thundi aah bharte ho
    To ...     - xtremezz on 2008-03-20
19 Mar 08

Gabbar ne Thakur k haath

  • Gabbar ne Thakur k haath kiu Kaatay thay?
    Q k THAKUR uske SMS ko reply nahi karta tha…
    Ab tera kya hoga MAMU?
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-19

I'm a MONKEY

  • I’m a MONKEY.
    I’m a MONKEY.
    I’m a MONKEY.
    I’m a MONKEY.
    I’m a MONKEY.
    Shshhh. .Zor se math bol,yahaan tak sunai de raha hai..
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-19

Agar tumhari Pocket mein

  • Teacher : Agar tumhari aik Pocket me 500 Rs ho aur doosri mein
    1000, to tum kya Sochogay?
    Sardar: Yahi k mene kisi aur k Paint pehen li hay
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-19
17 Mar 08

Dont worry, I have One More

  • Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
    Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
    Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-17
16 Mar 08

Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho

  • Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho,
    Allah k nazdeeq us nayki se behtar hai
    jis se tum main ghuroor paida ho jaye”.
    (Hazra Ali R.A)
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-16

Tera bohat memory aa rela tha

  • Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
    Itna tem ho gela hai,
    tere ko dekha bhi nai,
    Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
    miss to karega
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-16

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

  • Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
    Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
    Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
    bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
    Sender… Circuit Bhai!
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-16

Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain

  • Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain,
    Dil ki batain tumse chupi kab hain,
    Tum sath raho dil main dharkan ki jaga,
    Phir zindagi ko sanson ki zarorat kab hai,
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-16
14 Mar 08

April Fool of the Year

  • This is MAGIC.
    Press down 6times,
    You can See your PHOTO
    1
    2
    3
    4
    5
    6
    Congrats! You are the First
    April Fool of Year
    !2008!
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-14
10 Mar 08

Teri Ek behen Meri Biwi hay

  • A Sardar was passing through a Jungle….
    A Chudail stops him n says : Ho ho ha ha.
    Mein chudail hu…
    Sardar: Menu pata hai..
    Teri Ek behen Meri Biwi hay!
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-10

Always Try To Send Nice SMS

  • Always Try To Send Nice SMS
    B’coz..
    Jab apki Sanse Rukegi…
    Logon Ki Zuban Se Niklega
    ADMI Tha To Kamina Lekin SMS Acche bhejta tha
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-10

Sms karenge Hum Baari Baari

  • Sms karenge Hum Baari Baari,
    Yeh rasam lagti hain hamein badi pyaari,
    Yeh sms milte hi sms karo,
    Kyunki hamein pasand nahi sms ki udhari
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-10
09 Mar 08

Only one Cute Person

  • At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,
    2.3 Millions are falling in Love,
    4.1 Million are eating &
    only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS
    ….Good Night!!!
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-09

When Nights are Long & Friends

  • When Nights are long & Friends are few,
    I sit by my Window & think of u.
    a silent whisper a silent tear.
    with all my Heart i wish you were here
    GooOooooOD Night!
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-09

Of Him There is no Parents

  • “Of Him there is no parents, nor Lord”
    -He alone is sufficient, He is not dependent on anyone else
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-09

Suit acha Pehna hai

  • Boy: Suit acha Pehna hai
    Girl: Thanks
    Boy: Lipstic achi lagai hai
    Girl: Thanks
    Boy: Makeup bhi acha kia hai
    Girl: Thanks - Bhaiyya (Brother)
    Boy: Phir bhi achi nahi Lag Rahi
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-09
08 Mar 08

A Student Grabbed a Coin

  • A student grabbed a coin,
    Flipped it in the air & said,
    “Head, I go to sleep.”
    Tail, I watch a movie.
    If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-08

To accomplish great things

  • To accomplish great things,
    We must not only act,
    But also dream,
    Not only plan but also believe,
    Best wishes for your exam.
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-08
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