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20 Mar 08

Kisi se pyar kertay ho

  • Kahan dil chor aye ho,
    bohut chup chap se rehtay ho,
    Na bante ho na sanwarte ho
    na koi bat karta ho
    Bhari mehfil main bhi aksar
    hamesha khoay rehtay ho
    Udasi aankho main le kay
    her ek chehre ko takte ho
    Koi jab yaad aata hai to
    Thundi aah bharte ho
    To ...     - xtremezz on 2008-03-20
19 Mar 08

Gabbar ne Thakur k haath

  • Gabbar ne Thakur k haath kiu Kaatay thay?
    Q k THAKUR uske SMS ko reply nahi karta tha…
    Ab tera kya hoga MAMU?
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-19

I'm a MONKEY

  • I’m a MONKEY.
    I’m a MONKEY.
    I’m a MONKEY.
    I’m a MONKEY.
    I’m a MONKEY.
    Shshhh. .Zor se math bol,yahaan tak sunai de raha hai..
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-19

Agar tumhari Pocket mein

  • Teacher : Agar tumhari aik Pocket me 500 Rs ho aur doosri mein
    1000, to tum kya Sochogay?
    Sardar: Yahi k mene kisi aur k Paint pehen li hay
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-19
17 Mar 08

Dont worry, I have One More

  • Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
    Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
    Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-17
16 Mar 08

Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho

  • Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho,
    Allah k nazdeeq us nayki se behtar hai
    jis se tum main ghuroor paida ho jaye”.
    (Hazra Ali R.A)
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-16

Tera bohat memory aa rela tha

  • Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
    Itna tem ho gela hai,
    tere ko dekha bhi nai,
    Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
    miss to karega
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-16

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

  • Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
    Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
    Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
    bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
    Sender… Circuit Bhai!
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-16

EXam?s song by Munna bhai

  • EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
    “Chanda Mama so Gaye,
    Student sarey jage.
    Dekho pakdo yaron,
    Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
    Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
    shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-16

Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain

  • Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain,
    Dil ki batain tumse chupi kab hain,
    Tum sath raho dil main dharkan ki jaga,
    Phir zindagi ko sanson ki zarorat kab hai,
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-16

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  • Collection of urdu poetry that is not just limited to funny poetry sms, friendship poetry, sad poetry, birthday poetry, free love poetry and much much more….
    All poetry sms messages here are in urdu language, refering in roman urdu script, it wou...     - xtremezz on 2008-03-16

We will depart on a journey free of cost

  • 1 Day we all will depart on a journey free of cost
    Don’t worry about seat reservation,its confirmed
    & Flight is always on time
    Our good deeds will be our luggage
    Islam will be our passport
    Kalma will be our Visa
    &
    Grave will be our wait...     - xtremezz on 2008-03-16
14 Mar 08

April Fool of the Year

  • This is MAGIC.
    Press down 6times,
    You can See your PHOTO
    1
    2
    3
    4
    5
    6
    Congrats! You are the First
    April Fool of Year
    !2008!
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-14
12 Mar 08

Being visible Isn`t Always

  • Being visible Isn`t Always a requirement for being close.
    It just takes thought and memories as some one as nice as u……………
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-12
10 Mar 08

Teri Ek behen Meri Biwi hay

  • A Sardar was passing through a Jungle….
    A Chudail stops him n says : Ho ho ha ha.
    Mein chudail hu…
    Sardar: Menu pata hai..
    Teri Ek behen Meri Biwi hay!
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-10

Always Try To Send Nice SMS

  • Always Try To Send Nice SMS
    B’coz..
    Jab apki Sanse Rukegi…
    Logon Ki Zuban Se Niklega
    ADMI Tha To Kamina Lekin SMS Acche bhejta tha
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-10

Sms karenge Hum Baari Baari

  • Sms karenge Hum Baari Baari,
    Yeh rasam lagti hain hamein badi pyaari,
    Yeh sms milte hi sms karo,
    Kyunki hamein pasand nahi sms ki udhari
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-10
09 Mar 08

Only one Cute Person

  • At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,
    2.3 Millions are falling in Love,
    4.1 Million are eating &
    only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS
    ….Good Night!!!
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-09

When Nights are Long & Friends

  • When Nights are long & Friends are few,
    I sit by my Window & think of u.
    a silent whisper a silent tear.
    with all my Heart i wish you were here
    GooOooooOD Night!
     - xtremezz on 2008-03-09
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