Home
xtremezz 's Library tagged → View Popular
I'm a MONKEY
-
I’m a MONKEY.
I’m a MONKEY.
I’m a MONKEY.
I’m a MONKEY.
I’m a MONKEY.
Shshhh. .Zor se math bol,yahaan tak sunai de raha hai..
- xtremezz on 2008-03-19
17 Mar 08
Dont worry, I have One More
-
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
- xtremezz on 2008-03-17
16 Mar 08
Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho
-
Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho,
Allah k nazdeeq us nayki se behtar hai
jis se tum main ghuroor paida ho jaye”.
(Hazra Ali R.A)
- xtremezz on 2008-03-16
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
-
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!
- xtremezz on 2008-03-16
EXam?s song by Munna bhai
-
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
- xtremezz on 2008-03-16
Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain
-
Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain,
Dil ki batain tumse chupi kab hain,
Tum sath raho dil main dharkan ki jaga,
Phir zindagi ko sanson ki zarorat kab hai,
- xtremezz on 2008-03-16
Promising young man should go into politics
-
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
- xtremezz on 2008-03-16
We will depart on a journey free of cost
-
1 Day we all will depart on a journey free of cost
Don’t worry about seat reservation,its confirmed
& Flight is always on time
Our good deeds will be our luggage
Islam will be our passport
Kalma will be our Visa
&
Grave will be our wait... - xtremezz on 2008-03-16
12 Mar 08
Being visible Isn`t Always
-
Being visible Isn`t Always a requirement for being close.
It just takes thought and memories as some one as nice as u……………
- xtremezz on 2008-03-12
10 Mar 08
Teri Ek behen Meri Biwi hay
-
A Sardar was passing through a Jungle….
A Chudail stops him n says : Ho ho ha ha.
Mein chudail hu…
Sardar: Menu pata hai..
Teri Ek behen Meri Biwi hay!
- xtremezz on 2008-03-10
Sms karenge Hum Baari Baari
-
Sms karenge Hum Baari Baari,
Yeh rasam lagti hain hamein badi pyaari,
Yeh sms milte hi sms karo,
Kyunki hamein pasand nahi sms ki udhari
- xtremezz on 2008-03-10
09 Mar 08
Only one Cute Person
-
At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,
2.3 Millions are falling in Love,
4.1 Million are eating &
only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS
….Good Night!!!
- xtremezz on 2008-03-09
When Nights are Long & Friends
-
When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here
GooOooooOD Night!
- xtremezz on 2008-03-09
Of Him There is no Parents
-
“Of Him there is no parents, nor Lord”
-He alone is sufficient, He is not dependent on anyone else
- xtremezz on 2008-03-09
Suit acha Pehna hai
-
Boy: Suit acha Pehna hai
Girl: Thanks
Boy: Lipstic achi lagai hai
Girl: Thanks
Boy: Makeup bhi acha kia hai
Girl: Thanks - Bhaiyya (Brother)
Boy: Phir bhi achi nahi Lag Rahi
- xtremezz on 2008-03-09
08 Mar 08
A Student Grabbed a Coin
-
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
- xtremezz on 2008-03-08
To accomplish great things
-
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
- xtremezz on 2008-03-08
Einstein Said:
-
If someone thinks that He had naver made a Mistake in his Life,
Then he never tried anything new in his Life..!
- xtremezz on 2008-03-08
04 Mar 08
How much Love in ur Heart
-
How much Love in ur Heart for Me…?
Chooooooooose…….?
100 % (call Me)
50 % (sms Me)
25 % (Only a Miss Call)
0% (No Answer)
- xtremezz on 2008-03-04
Selected Tags
Related Tags
Sponsored Links
Ads by Google
Top Contributors
Groups interested in Latest
Diigo is about better ways to research, share and collaborate on information. Learn more »
Join Diigo
Q k THAKUR uske SMS ko reply nahi karta tha…
Ab tera kya hoga MAMU?
- xtremezz on 2008-03-19