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"He intended the meal to be a special surprise for his elderly mother."

Coincidentally, I'm going mushroom foraging later this month! :)

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"“So you’re now reading a spoof article that’s lampooning a spoof website for writing a spoof article which was based on what we now know to be spoof research.”"

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"The entire population has revealed that it is treating the death of former News of the World journalist, Sean Hoare, as very, very suspicious despite the police’s insistence that there’s “nothing to see here”."

There's a lot of truth in this jest and it's very tempting to think so. Sadly, this is another case where I fully expect that we will never get the whole truth.

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‘Some of our customers might be prepared to forego euphemisms for a lower price, but there are no current plans for a 69p ‘Value’ Mechanically Rendered Pork Fat Scrapings and Fuck Knows What That Died in a Hen House sandwich,’ he told reporters.

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"Mafia bosses have said they don’t know where they’re going to find the money to pay the compensation. Spokesman Luigi ‘the Hatchet’ Moreno said ‘Someone suggested we borrow it from Barclays – but I’m not dealing with those crooks.’"

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Many a true word ...

"... we're not talking about a Logan's Run style dystopian future. "

No, coz that's pretty much the present already.

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"The cat has been trained to attack any rat he sets his eyes on, and as such has spent the morning jumping at the Liberal Democrat leader despite efforts to prevent him from doing so."

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"Along with Rumania and Bulgaria, Narnia joined the European community on January 1st." Almost believable: I'm surprised this wasn't a Daily Wail story.

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"‘Actually’, said Phil ‘The Hammer’ Jones (hoodlum and criminologist), ‘it’s difficult to decide which involves the most dishonesty – banking or burglary, politics or poncing.’" (I would have thought those were easy decisions.)

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What has been on trial is the possibility of humour itself, the right of a freeborn Englishman to be facetious as and when he feels like it, about any subject whatsoever.

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The Economy has awoken with a renewed sense of confidence this morning after intensive counselling from a cognitive behavioural therapist during the past couple of days.

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Shadow Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth criticised the government. ‘These guys are a bunch of mercenary criminals and one of them is certified insane,’ he said, ‘and the A-Team isn’t much better.’

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from downtown Philly

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Cardigans: the fashion choice of Daily Mail readers, me thinks.

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Who knew internet web design was so easy?

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