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John Dies at the End

  • In the course of solving the following riddle, you will either reveal the terrifying secret at the very core of existence, or go utterly mad in the attempt. - tsangal on 2006-10-23

Progress Quest

  • Progress Quest belongs to a new breed of "fire and forget" RPG's. There is no need to interact with Progress Quest at all; it will make progress with you or without you. - tsangal on 2006-10-23

Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal

  • A real computer programmer said things like "DO 10 I=1,10" and "ABEND" (they actually talked in capital letters, you understand) - tsangal on 2006-10-23

The story of Mel

  • Lest a whole new generation of programmers grow up in ignorance of this glorious past, I feel duty-bound to describe, as best I can through the generation gap, how a Real Programmer wrote code. I'll call him Mel, because that was his name. - tsangal on 2006-10-23

How To Write Unmaintainable Code

  • In the interests of creating employment opportunities...I am passing on these tips from the masters on how to write code that is so difficult to maintain, that the people who come after you will take years to make even the simplest changes. - tsangal on 2006-10-23
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