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As I approached the throne of the great God Squat

My legs began to tremble and my face grew hot

I knew he was a difficult God to please

And that before him all must bend their knees





I quivered and I shook as I stood before the throne

For by his mighty power many weak legs had grown

His penetrating gaze was almost more than I could bear

So I bowed my head in a brief and silent prayer





The bar in his hands held many a blackened plate

Poised as if to crush me with their awesome weight

Slowly I approached as if this act would be my last

In my head I saw visions of memories from the past





As scenes from my life flashed within my mind

I realized that this God was neither benevolent nor kind

His purpose was to torture and inflict terrible pain

His excuse was that without these, there would be no gain





As the great God Squat placed the bar upon my back

My muscles began to twitch and my joints began to crack

"Bow down before me!" he screamed inside my head

As he laid his hand upon me I wished that I was dead





I screamed and cursed and pushed with all my might

Until my heart was pounding and my face turned white

My head was throbbing as stars burst inside my skull

My vision gew dimmer and my senses began to dull





No longer could I stand to bear this evil abuse

As slippery with sweat my grip began to loose

The bar refused to budge no matter how I tried

As I plunged to the depths and in agony I cried





As I staggered away from within his clutching grasp

My head was reeling and my breath came in a gasp

The heaving of my stomach could no longer be restrained

As I spewed upon the ground the contents that remained





Little did I realize that he hadn't finished with me yet

As I gazed into his eyes he beckoned me for another set

It was there upon the floor that I knew at once within

That never again would I be able to live a life of sin !