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• Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
  view.
  
• The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
  
• I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
  pronounce.
  
• Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  
• I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
  
• I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
  
• What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
  
• I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
  
• I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
  
• I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
  
• It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
  
• Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
  
• No, my powers can only be used for good.
  
• How about never? Is never good for you?
  
• I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship
  me.
  
• You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
  
• I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
  
• I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
  
• I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
  
• Who me? I just wander from room to room.
  
• My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
  
• It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm
  really quite busy.
  
• At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
  
• You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
  
• I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
  public.
  
• Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
  subject.

Linus Torvalds facts

Linus Torvalds facts are a series of humorous sayings regarding Linus Torvalds.

Some of them include:

1. Linus Torvalds edited this page.


2. Linus Torvalds can program without a keyboard


3. Since 1969, the year Linus Torvalds was born, software quality has increased 19.000 percent.


4. The commonest definition of the word programmer is Linus Torvalds


5. Linus Torvalds didn't learn from the University of Helsinki the University of Helsinki learned from Linus Torvalds.


6. Linus Torvalds finished the Linux Kernel the day before he started on it.


7. Linus Torvalds once developed a programming language so good that it makes python look like punch cards.


8. Linus Torvalds doesn't need to boot.


9. Linus Torvalds first written program had artificial intelligence.


10. Linus Torvalds doesn't receive error messages.


11. There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Linus Torvalds allows to occur.


12. Linus Torvalds doesn't use a monitor. He can read the video signals from a VGA cable with his finger.


13. Linus Torvalds can write to ntfs.


14. Linus Torvalds can install gentoo in under a day.


15. When Linus Torvalds writes new software, he just makes punch cards with his teeth and feeds them into a reader.


16. Linus Torvalds source codes compile themselves.


17. When Linus Torvalds learned to program, the computer printed HELLO, WORLD by itself.


18. Linus was considered as being old and stable at 24, but new and bleeding edge at 26


19. Linus surfs the web using nothing but netcat


20. Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.


21. Being touched by Linus can cure carpal tunnel syndrome. He does not cure RMS because he thinks it's funny to listen to RMS dictating code for the HURD.


22. Linus Torvalds only wears glasses to make him seem more human.


23. Linus Torvalds can fluently converse with setup wizard. They play basketball on Sundays.


24. Linus Torvalds is the only known entity capable of uploading pure pleasure.


25. Linus Torvalds can read your computer registry from any given point in the world, through any material.


26. Linus Torvalds takes one look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited. In the last ten years.