In this commercial a castaway guy gets stuck on an island. When he gets back on the mainland he goes out of his way to deliver his package from years ago. When he delivers the package he found that the package contained water purifier, seeds, satellite...
Forget about the Flintstones puffing on coffin nails! You want to see something sleazy, try watching Mr. Magoo cracking open a few frosties in front of impressionable young minds. No wonder he was always so bleary eyed! The bastard was crocked!
This is the now-infamous “Star Wars” commercial that was made for campaign for Rocking ham County Board of Education in 2006. It wound up being featured in The New York Times, on the Fox News Channel, every major newspaper in the state, on National...
This funny commercial of NIKE is one of the best. In this football players compete among themselves and show off their Nike shoes. Elvis Preisley’s , “A little less conversation” provides great background music. So if you are a football fan then ...
A computer programmer was found missing from his work for over a month. One of his colleague in the office staff noticed his absence and reported it to the management. The office management tried to contact him but all in vain . So they finally decided...
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don’t want to dress like Victoria’s Secret, girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys. ...
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach the step. Thinking it...
A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters the room, we “have been talking about” the news that says the jewelry store he just went to is being investigated for selling plastic diamonds to unknowledgeable custo...
1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity. 2. Be cheerful at all times.Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the gent...
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asked. “Well, I, uh,” she stammered. “I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac.”"I see,” he said. “I can help...
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. R...
Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?Patient: Give me the bad ne...
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asked. “Well, I, uh,” she stammered. “I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac.”"I see,” he said. “I can help...
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we ha...
