20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow. 17. It’s a game of inches. 16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it....
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation took place: First Guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next w...
Two friends, John & Jerry were on vacation in the isles of Fiji. While there they decided to go out fishing. They rented a boat and left before sunrise. The sun was now shining directly down on their heads and they realized that they’d been out...
This Honda Spoof ad is really funny!! The best part is when the guy burps at the man-sized picture.The Honda versions are best. Even one could pull this 118 one off. See how the guys there are trying to transmit a thing or an action from one to another...
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you’ll have no clothes to wear, if we don’t do laundry right now!”What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, ...
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.A police spokesman said that ...
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.”Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot...
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. “Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer...
10) Cats’ facial expressions. 9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds. 7) ?Fat? clothes. 6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5) The difference between beige, ...
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, &...
“THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off. “THE DENTIST because he says “Open wide. “THE HAIR DRESSER because he says “Do you want them teased or blown? “THE MILKMAN because he says “Do you want ...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through.The woman in the passenger seat...
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she ...
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.The genie said, “OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I’m g...
As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”, let it be known on the street that dealers were “invited” (i. e. Expected to attend).The bride and groom were police, as ...
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem? Patient: What problem? A variation Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pi...
