1. Put bifocals on. Double check that you’re with the right partner. 2. Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes … in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn ‘em ALL OFF! 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial befor...
DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. EASY: A term used to describe a woman w...
Scott took his blind date to the carnival. “What would you like to do first, Mary?” asked Scott. “I want to get weighed,” she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale, it read 117 and she won a p...
Dilla chhad de tu vi khyaal ohda tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi aana jhhaliya ohne hun kal vi nahin uhna todd nibhani ki yaari jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin……
Soh rab di tenu pyar kita hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi tenu apni samaj ke dil dita hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi pyar tere de butte nu pani laya hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi teri yaad vich rehnda main sher likhda hor aj tak sher banaya hi nah...
Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe, sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe, aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye, zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.
Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai, teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai, saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich, har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai
Jab Se Hua Hain Woh Khwab Ki Tarah Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Azaab Ki Tarah Khushbu Ke Kalam Se Shayad Likha Tha Usne Khut Har Lafz Mahak Raha Hai Gulab Ki Tarah
Ek Ada Aapki Dil Churaane Ki Ek Ada Aapki Dil Main Bus Jaane Ki Ek Chehra Aapka Chaand Sa Ek Zid Humari Chaand Ko Paane Ki… Ishq kiya tujhse, mere aitbaar ki hadh thi; Ishq mein de di jaan, mere pyaar ki hadh thi; Marne ke Baad Bhi khuli thi aank...
Chandani ratoan main sara jahan sota hai, Lekin kisi ki yaadon me koi badnaseeb rota hai, Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare.
Ansuo ko bahut samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo, Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo, Iss par ansu tadap kar bole, Itne logo me aapko tanha pate hai, Isliye chale aate hai!
Jasda-e-dost nakam nahi hone denge! Aap ki duniya me shaam nahi hone denge! Dosti ka har imtihan apne sar pe lenge! Par aye dost,Aapko kabhi pareshan na hone denge!
Raat kya dhali, Sitare Chale Gaye. Gairon se kiya Gila jab, Apne Chale Gaye Jeet to sakte the Hum Ishq ki bazi, magar Tumhe jitane ke liye hum harte chale gaye….
Patthar ki iss duniya main Sheeshe kay dil aksar toot jaya karte hai, Aye dost, aankhe sambhalkar band karna, Kyonki palkon ke beech bhi aksar khwab mit jaaya karte hai
the right partner.
2. Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes … in case
you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn ‘em ALL OFF!
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial befor...