Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation took place: First Guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next w...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He’d waggle, look down, look up, but never start his backswing. Finally David, his playing partner, asked, “Why on Earth are you taking so long to make this shot?” “My ...
This is a Jim Beam commercial featuring the perfect girlfriend as a parallel to the perfect Bourbon. On seeing her any guy will definitely wish to have such a girlfriend .Although the girl is very nice, still she is unable to understand the message the...
This Honda Spoof ad is really funny!! The best part is when the guy burps at the man-sized picture.The Honda versions are best. Even one could pull this 118 one off. See how the guys there are trying to transmit a thing or an action from one to another...
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.A police spokesman said that ...
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.”Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot...
10) Cats’ facial expressions. 9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds. 7) ?Fat? clothes. 6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5) The difference between beige, ...
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, &...
“THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off. “THE DENTIST because he says “Open wide. “THE HAIR DRESSER because he says “Do you want them teased or blown? “THE MILKMAN because he says “Do you want ...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through.The woman in the passenger seat...
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she ...
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asked. “Well, I, uh,” she stammered. “I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac.”"I see,” he said. “I can help...
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem? Patient: What problem? A variation Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pi...
I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer’s group. Funny though, they forgot to put my street name on them!
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.”Why do we have to learn this stuff?” the frustrated student blurted out.”To save lives,” the prof...
conversation took place:
First Guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next w...