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10 Mar 08

One Woman's Perspective on a Mustache Comeback ~ Humor BlogShots

  • Would like to see your comments on the following article giving a woman's
    perspective on a possible comeback of the mustache. What is your opinion about
    this posting and be sure to check out some of the other articles when you are
    done.

    Comeback of the Mustache? I Don't Think so


    There is an ugly rumor circulating about the return of the 1970s
    mustache-wearing male finding his way to the 21st century. Is this a backlash to
    the metro-sexual era? Is this a way for the "regular guy" to reclaim his
    masculinity? Is this a way of making food stuck to a man’s face acceptable?

    As a single woman, I strongly object to this horrific trend.
    I'm not
    going to throw around careless accusations against facial hair. That just
    wouldn’t be right. Rather, my approach will be fair and balanced. You know, the
    reporting style made famous by Fox News.
    For starters, the mustache reminds
    me of 1970s porn. As a kid, I wasn't always able to recognize the vital body
    parts through the scrambled Playboy Channel, but I could always tell if the man
    was wearing a mustache. Not a sexy scene, my friends.
    Sticking with the 1970s
    theme, my father sported a mustache back then, and I don't want to date a man
    that resembles him.

21 Feb 08

Worrier’s Guide to Weight Loss - How the IRS Can Help you Take the Pounds Off ~ Humor BlogShots

  • I turn 55 years old this year. In general I don’t worry too much about it
    other than noticing little things like my need to stand just a little more
    sideways as I hold my ain’t-I-so-handsome pose for the bedroom mirror. And maybe
    I have to pull my stomach in just a little more (or maybe a lot more). So being
    a man of action, I decided to take action: It was time
    to get trim
    .
    Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not the
    take-action kind of man who will do crazy things like dieting and exercise – no,
    no, no, too much work!
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