Sam's parents get curious. Then they get suspicious. Then they get a shocker.
"He'd learned that the rules governing human friendships differed drastically between males and females, and Bumblebee tried to accommodate both his friends."
Bumblebee and Mikaela go shopping.
Sam thumps his forehead with his fist. "Should've bought the Fiesta. It had racing stripes."
Humans and robots don't quite see intimacy the same way.
After Sam gets kicked out of the dorms, he has to call his parents with the bad news. Fortunately, his car answers the phone instead...
"But Optimus said, 'That would be helpful,' and a weirdly pleasant warmth spread through Lennox's gut."
"Annabelle Lennox often wondered what it was like to be ‘normal’."
What is love? Is it an instinct? An emotion? Or an ability that can transcend species? After eons of conflict, the war-weary Autobots have a new home, a new life, and a chance for something more. And for a single Decepticon, a chance for salvation.
If Ratchet decides to throw a "check-up party" aka earth-team medical checkup, each mech is bound to spend earth hours being thoroughly poked, prodded, connected, reset and whatever else Ratchet decides to do to them.
Much to Sam's dismay, college is actually boring. It's a good thing Bumblebee is his boyfriend... er... kind of.
There are moments. Unfortunately, Sam doesn't appreciate them. Bee does, though.
Bumblebee was thrilled when the other Autobots started landing on Earth. At first.
As the base's resident expert on human culture, Sam had fumbled his way through some pretty awkward conversations, but even he didn't feel up to tackling the questions Bee would have once he learned that his best friend had somehow developed a fetish for
After years of waiting, Bumblebee finally claims Sam as his own, much to Sam's delight until he understand what exactly Bee has done.
"There's a line," Sam said, "a boundary between those who tell the truth and those who obscure it."
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I need you to pay a lot of attention to this moment: this is me, ruining your childhood. (I'm not kidding, you fragger, there's even hologram porn somewhere in this list.)
Updated on Jan 17, 13
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