Colbert's Religionizer One-Liners | Think Christian - The Diigo Meta page

• 23 Sep 08
  

  Jeremy Smith

  • Christianity:
    
    Sweet! More Bible!
    
    Warning: Stigmata not covered by HMO.
    
    Pro: Salvation. Con: N/A
    
    Jesus died for your sins, so you kind of owe him.
    
    You’re now only 60% likely to burn in Hell.
    
    Start planning your Rapture party now!
    
    Admit it: it feels good to be right.
    
    Jesus is now officially your co-pilot.
    
    Feeling guilty? Get used to it.
    
    Walking on the beach just got a whole lot easier.

    
    

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  Jeremy Smith on 2008-09-23
  From Colbert's Religionizer. Hilarious interfaith jabs abound!

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