Christianity:
Sweet! More Bible!
Warning: Stigmata not covered by HMO.
Pro: Salvation. Con: N/A
Jesus died for your sins, so you kind of owe him.
You’re now only 60% likely to burn in Hell.
Start planning your Rapture party now!
Admit it: it feels good to be right.
Jesus is now officially your co-pilot.
Feeling guilty? Get used to it.
Walking on the beach just got a whole lot easier.
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