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  Nation Sickened By Sight Of Happy Young Couple
  

  
  

  OAK PARK, IL—Though sharply divided on the war on terror and
  domestic controversies such as abortion, drugs, and gay marriage, Americans are
  in almost unanimous agreement over one issue: that Oak Park, IL couple Dave
  Petrun and Julie DeSimone are totally sickening. ..

  
  

  
  

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