This link has been bookmarked by 108 people . It was first bookmarked on 06 Jul 2010, by someone privately.
-
13 Sep 11
-
30 Jul 11
-
23 May 11
-
24 Mar 11
-
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts. "Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Capecod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response ... click.
-
A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."
-
Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."
-
I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them."
-
A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."
-
-
01 Jan 11
-
20 Oct 10
-
08 Oct 10
-
28 Aug 10
-
29 Jun 10
-
07 Mar 10
-
06 Mar 10
-
A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."
-
-
22 Jan 10
-
01 Dec 09
-
23 Sep 09
-
14 Sep 09
-
06 Aug 09
-
09 Jun 09
Anu Msinessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I d
-
18 Apr 09
-
04 Mar 09
-
23 Feb 09
-
10 Nov 08
-
09 Nov 08
-
29 Aug 08
-
23 Jul 08
-
14 Jul 08
-
19 Jun 08
-
03 May 08
-
01 Apr 08
Shirley BromwellActual stories provided by travel agents about encounters with unbelievably dumb customers.
-
26 Mar 08
-
09 Jan 08
-
13 Oct 07
-
29 Sep 07
-
17 Jul 07
-
09 Jul 07
-
12 Jun 07
-
04 Apr 07
-
26 Feb 07
-
A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"
-
-
29 Jan 07
-
25 Dec 06
-
24 Dec 06
-
02 Dec 06
-
30 Nov 06
-
13 Nov 06
-
14 Oct 06
-
30 Aug 06
-
03 Aug 06
-
02 Aug 06
-
06 Jul 06
-
27 Jun 06
-
21 Jun 06
-
11 Feb 06
-
19 Jan 06
-
05 Jan 06
Page Comments
Would you like to comment?
Join Diigo for a free account, or sign in if you are already a member.