this person should not own a computer, a gun or a car. for his own safety and everybody else's
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Idearium MXMost computer users understand that you need an operating system to use a computer practically, even if it is not clear why. But many users don't.
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Add Sticky NoteYou said I would get 98 windows with this computer. Where are they?
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None shoud own a gun for his own safety!
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hilarious
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Yes very hilarious!
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Most computer users understand that you need an operating system to use a computer practically, even if it is not clear why. But many users don't.
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- Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?"
- Customer: "A computer."
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- Me: "First you need to open DOS-prompt. I'll guide you--"
- Customer: "MY COMPUTER DOES NOT HAVE DOS! YOU THINK I RUN THAT ANCIENT SOFTWARE?" (click)
One time I had to walk a Windows 95 user through a particular procedure.
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- Friend: "I heard about this thing called 'Linux'."
- Me: "Oh, I use Linux."
- Friend: "What is it?"
- Me: "An operating system."
- Friend: "Like Firefox?"
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Friend: "Does Windows 98 support Linux?"
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Add Sticky NoteCustomer: "Do you sell Mac OS X for Windows?"
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Thats Classic :)) :))
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I'd sell it to him.
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- Student: "How much do Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?
Overheard in a classroom:
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- Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"
- Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."
- Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"
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Customer: (angrily) "You said I would get 98 windows with this computer. Where are they?"
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- Tech Support: "What version of Windows do you have installed?"
- Customer: "... Double glazed."
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- Him: "Yeah, they're ok, but I travel a lot, and I got tired of the darn thing being so heavy, so I installed Windows CE to make it lighter."
One day I got a call toward the end of the day from a sales rep in Chicago who couldn't get his computer to boot up. We went round and round for about two hours -- nothing worked. I was ready to pull my hair out, but I don't like losing. To lighten the tension of the moment, I started chitchatting with him as we're waiting to see if the machine will restart. He has an IBM ThinkPad, and I told him how much I like mine.
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- Woman #1: "What this Linux thing?"
- Woman #2: "It's a program that if you have it on your computer, you can't turn the computer off."
- Woman #1: "Oh."
Overheard in a software shop:
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# Woman #2: "It's a program that if you have it on your computer, you can't turn the computer off."
# Woman #1: "Oh."
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