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dhasty01101 cool programming quotes http://t.co/tca1Wl9v
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Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork
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Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is nothing like Shakespeare
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In software, we rarely have meaningful requirements. Even if we do, the only measure of success that matters is whether our solution solves the customer’s shifting idea of what their problem is
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katie kuksenok101 great quotes about computers, with an emphasis on programming, since after all this is a software development site.
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Jordan JankowskiFunny quotes
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Robert HarmOperating Systems
15. “There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.”
(Jeremy S. Anderson)
16. “19 Jan 2038 at 3:14:07 AM”
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"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." -- Robert X. Cringely *** "True innovation often comes from the small startup who is lean enough to launch a market but lacks the heft to own it." -- Timm Martin *** "There are only two industries that refer to their customers as 'users'." -- Edward Tufte *** "I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!" -- Vidiu Platon *** "Programming is like sex: one mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime." -- Michael Sinz
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"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside." -- Robert X. Cringely *** "True innovation often comes from the small startup who is lean enough to launch a market but lacks the heft to own it." -- Timm Martin *** "There are only two industries that refer to their customers as 'users'." -- Edward Tufte *** "I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!" -- Vidiu Platon *** "Programming is like sex: one mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime." -- Michael Sinz
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Kalle von der Kueste(tags: unterhaltung rechner)
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Gordon Haff"There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses." (Bjarne Stroustrup)
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Brent SordylJust remember: you're not a 'dummy,' no matter what those computer books claim. The real dummies are the people who–though technically expert–couldn't design hardware and software that's usable by normal consumers if their lives depended upon it.
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always fear change. People feared electricity when it was invented, didn't they? People feared coal, they feared gas-powered engines. There will always be ignorance, and ignorance leads to fear. But with time, people will come to accept their silicon masters."
As Bill Gates once warned, computers have indeed become our silicon masters, pervading nearly every aspect of our modern lives. As a result, some of the greatest minds of our time have pondered the significance of computers and software on the human condition. Following are 101 great quotes about computers, with an emphasis on programming, since after all this is a software development site.
Computers
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Adam Crowe“To iterate is human, to recurse divine.” (L. Peter Deutsch)
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Slobodan Pavkov101 Great Computer Programming Quotes
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bob dolanSome of the greatest minds of our time have pondered the significance of computers and software on the human condition. Following are 101 great quotes about computers, with an emphasis on programming, since after all this is a software development site.
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