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3. When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the control panels will explode, as will the entire building.
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4. If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file, it also disappears from the screen. There are no ways to copy a backup file -- and there are no undelete utilities. Corollary: Deleting a file instantly removes all copies of said file from disks, memory, frame buffers and caches across all computers in the universe.
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7. The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has. However, everyone must have been highly trained, because the buttons aren't labeled.
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8. Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three-dimensional, real-time, photo-realistic animated graphics capability.
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10. Whenever a character looks at a terminal, the image is so bright that it projects itself onto his/her face.
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12. (From Independence Day) No matter what kind of virus it is, any computer can be infected with it -- even an alien spaceship's computer -- simply by running a virus upload program on a laptop.
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19. The only way to reboot is to shut off the main power to the building.
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20. Passwords can be guessed in three and exactly three tries. If you cannot guess the password in three tries, you must give up immediately.
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22. All scanners, video cameras and digital cameras have a resolution of approximately 500 megapixels. Any image can be infinitely magnified with no pixelization.
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26. Microsoft Windows doesn't exist. Macintosh has a 75% market share.
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Yhancik Hancik"10. Whenever a character looks at a terminal, the image is so bright that it
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