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  • Would like to see your comments on the following article giving a woman's
    perspective on a possible comeback of the mustache. What is your opinion about
    this posting and be sure to check out some of the other articles when you are
    done.

    Comeback of the Mustache? I Don't Think so


    There is an ugly rumor circulating about the return of the 1970s
    mustache-wearing male finding his way to the 21st century. Is this a backlash to
    the metro-sexual era? Is this a way for the "regular guy" to reclaim his
    masculinity? Is this a way of making food stuck to a man’s face acceptable?

    As a single woman, I strongly object to this horrific trend.
    I'm not
    going to throw around careless accusations against facial hair. That just
    wouldn’t be right. Rather, my approach will be fair and balanced. You know, the
    reporting style made famous by Fox News.
    For starters, the mustache reminds
    me of 1970s porn. As a kid, I wasn't always able to recognize the vital body
    parts through the scrambled Playboy Channel, but I could always tell if the man
    was wearing a mustache. Not a sexy scene, my friends.
    Sticking with the 1970s
    theme, my father sported a mustache back then, and I don't want to date a man
    that resembles him.

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  • 10 Mar 08
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    Funny Humor Joke Sarcastic Satire Story

    • Would like to see your comments on the following article giving a woman's
      perspective on a possible comeback of the mustache. What is your opinion about
      this posting and be sure to check out some of the other articles when you are
      done.

      Comeback of the Mustache? I Don't Think so


      There is an ugly rumor circulating about the return of the 1970s
      mustache-wearing male finding his way to the 21st century. Is this a backlash to
      the metro-sexual era? Is this a way for the "regular guy" to reclaim his
      masculinity? Is this a way of making food stuck to a man’s face acceptable?

      As a single woman, I strongly object to this horrific trend.
      I'm not
      going to throw around careless accusations against facial hair. That just
      wouldn’t be right. Rather, my approach will be fair and balanced. You know, the
      reporting style made famous by Fox News.
      For starters, the mustache reminds
      me of 1970s porn. As a kid, I wasn't always able to recognize the vital body
      parts through the scrambled Playboy Channel, but I could always tell if the man
      was wearing a mustache. Not a sexy scene, my friends.
      Sticking with the 1970s
      theme, my father sported a mustache back then, and I don't want to date a man
      that resembles him.

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