Adam Skinner on 2008-10-01
How did she converse with him on Xnet IM if she didn't know he was M1k3y?
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So
Darryl and I built one instead. You can buy laptop cases just like
you can buy cases for desktop PCs, though they're a little more
specialized than plain old PCs. I'd built a couple PCs with Darryl
over the years, scavenging parts from Craigslist and garage sales and
ordering stuff from cheap cheap Taiwanese vendors we found on the
net. I figured that building a laptop would be the best way to get
the power I wanted at the price I could afford.
To
build your own laptop, you start by ordering a "barebook"
-- a machine with just a little hardware in it and all the right
slots. The good news was, once I was done, I had a machine that was a
whole pound lighter than the Dell I'd had my eye on, ran faster, and
cost a third of what I would have paid Dell. The bad news was that
assembling a laptop is like building one of those ships in a bottle.
It's all finicky work with tweezers and magnifying glasses, trying to
get everything to fit in that little case. Unlike a full-sized PC --
which is mostly air -- every cubic millimeter of space in a laptop is
spoken for. Every time I thought I had it, I'd go to screw the thing
back together and find that something was keeping the case from
closing all the way, and it'd be back to the drawing board.
I
had a little Faraday pouch in my bag -- these are little wallets
lined with a mesh of copper wires that effectively block radio
energy, silencing arphids. But the pouches were made for neutralizing
ID cards and toll-book transponders, not books like --
"Introduction
to Physics?" I groaned. The book was the size of a dictionary.
"OK, time for emergency countermeasures." I got my
phone out. I'd planned this well in advance. Charles would never get
me again. I emailed my server at home, and it got into motion.
A
few seconds later, Charles's phone spazzed out spectacularly. I'd had
tens of thousands of simultaneous random calls and text messages sent
to it, causing every chirp and ring it had to go off and keep on
going off. The attack was accomplished by means of a botnet, and for
that I felt bad, but it was in the service of a good cause.
"We
have enough on you now to put you away for a very long time, Marcus.
Your possession of these articles --" she gestured at all my
little gizmos -- "and the data we recovered from your phone and
memory sticks, as well as the subversive material we'd no doubt find
if we raided your house and took your computer. It's enough to put
you away until you're an old man. Do you understand that?"
I
didn't believe it for a second. There's no way a judge would say that
all this stuff constituted any kind of real crime. It was free
speech, it was technological tinkering. It wasn't a crime.
Luckily, the third time
I'd had to open it up and struggle to close it again, I'd gotten
smart: I'd taken a photo of the guts with everything in place. I
hadn't been totally smart: at first, I'd just left that pic on my
hard drive, and naturally I couldn't get to it when I had the laptop
in parts. But then I'd printed it out and stuck it in my messy drawer
of papers, the dead-tree graveyard where I kept all the warranty
cards and pin-out diagrams. I shuffled them -- they seemed messier
than I remembered -- and brought out my photo. I set it down next to
the computer and kind of unfocused my eyes, trying to find things
that looked out of place.
Then
I spotted it. The ribbon cable that connected the keyboard to the
logic-board wasn't connected right. That was a weird one. There was
no torque on that part, nothing to dislodge it in the course of
normal operations. I tried to press it back down again and discovered
that the plug wasn't just badly mounted -- there was something
between it and the board. I tweezed it out and shone my light on it.
There
was something new in my keyboard. It was a little chunk of hardware,
only a sixteenth of an inch thick, with no markings. The keyboard was
plugged into it, and it was plugged into the board. It other words,
it was perfectly situated to capture all the keystrokes I made while
I typed on my machine.
It
was a bug.
"You're
being detained by the Department of Homeland Security," the
woman snapped.
"Am
I under arrest?"
"You're
going to be more cooperative, Marcus, starting right now." She
didn't say, "or else," but it was implied.
"I
would like to contact an attorney," I said. "I would like
to know what I've been charged with. I would like to see some form of
identification from both of you."
The
two agents exchanged looks.
"I
think you should really reconsider your approach to this situation,"
Severe Haircut woman said. "I think you should do that right
now. We found a number of suspicious devices on your person. We found
you and your confederates near the site of the worst terrorist attack
this country has ever seen. Put those two facts together and things
don't look very good for you, Marcus. You can cooperate, or you can
be very, very sorry. Now, what is this for?"
"You
think I'm a terrorist? I'm seventeen years old!"
"Just
the right age -- Al Qaeda loves recruiting impressionable, idealistic
kids. We googled you, you know. You've posted a lot of very ugly
stuff on the public Internet."
"I
would like to speak to an attorney," I said.
Severe
haircut lady looked at me like I was a bug. "You're under the
mistaken impression that you've been picked up by the police for a
crime. You need to get past that. You are being detained as a
potential enemy combatant by the government of the United States. If
I were you, I'd be thinking very hard about how to convince us that
you are not an enemy combatant. Very hard. Because there are dark
holes that enemy combatants can disappear into, very dark deep holes,
holes where you can just vanish. Forever. Are you listening to me
young man? I want you to unlock this phone and then decrypt the files
in its memory. I want you to account for yourself: why were you out
on the street? What do you know about the attack on this city?"
Adam Skinner on 2008-10-01
How did she converse with him on Xnet IM if she didn't know he was M1k3y?
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