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- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
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In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
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Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
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Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
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Staple pages in the middle of the page.
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Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
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Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
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Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
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Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
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zachbraikerHOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." -
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- Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
- Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
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Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think
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"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
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Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
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Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
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