How to Chunk a Pineapple Like a South Seas Island Boy

by foobaz utneon Aug 2, 2006in food
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introHow to Chunk a Pineapple Like a South Seas Island Boy

I could not find very much on the web about the best way to cut a pineapple into chunks so I decided to use this forum in order to pass on the secrets of the island boys who do this for a living. This skill has been passed from father to son for generations but is in danger of being lost in our modern mechanized world.

Island Boy Tip: Please be careful when using a knife for any purpose. You must respect the blade. It can cut you.


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25 comments
May 3, 2008. 10:36 AMGreatEgretsays:
Very useful tips. Until recently I was never quite sure how to cut a pineapple. I tried your method and it was really simple.
Apr 30, 2008. 3:31 AMPrometheussays:
As a born-and-raised Hawaii resident, I can suggest the normal method of cutting into eighths by circumference, but 16ths are not unheard-of for things like salad and toppings. Top and core it first though, and do not use the bottom 1/4" of the pineapple for the noob.....It is an "apple" structure, but the bottom is not as sweet as the rest. Use a very sharp knife to carve a pineapple as the skin is tough and armored like an armadillo.

Do not bake pineapple slices over 300ºF. If making a pizza, top with cold pineapple in the last 10 minutes of baking for best results. Canadian bacon, canadian ham, and pineapple make the typical "hawaiian pizza" by american-continental standards.

The top and the bottom are the toughest part, so either eat them to clean your teeth, or pulverize them skinless in a blender for a "pulpy" Hawaiian cocktail drink. The flavor is just as sweet, it's just tougher to bite through. Dole Canneries does the best job in canned pineapple from Hawaii-grown farms last I checked. California-grown simply does not make it as sweet as it can be from Hawaii, and that's not a hometown bias.
Apr 30, 2008. 3:46 AMPrometheussays:
Might I add, if you bought pineapple imported, remove it from the metal can right away, as the citric acid reacts with the tin, producing a metallic taste. Import as fresh as possible and remove from metal cans ASAP. I am born and raised....I know canned from fresh, where whole pineapples were 59¢ each, even if they weighed 2 lbs.

Pineapple reacts with galvanized tin....remove it and store in HDPE right away to retain flavor and freshness. Consume within 18 days of picking or 12 days of delivery on the west-coast (california) for best quality. Do not buy "fresh" pineapple on the east coast, as it cannot possibly exist. The real thing comes from Hawaii, a subsitute comes from California, never accept anything otherwise or you'll never enjoy it for all it really is. The East Coast suffers for that, as well as they suffer from the lack of general culture......sad that.......
Apr 26, 2008. 6:39 AMpyroelectrosays:
hey this is awsum!

i searched for pineapple coz we've had one for a while n this was realy great!

best way to serve in my opinion is with a salt and lemon/lime juice paste to dip into :) discovered it in srilanka when i ate one for breakfast everyday, it may not sound very nice but if you get the proportions right it's lovely.
Apr 22, 2008. 10:42 AMtorklugnutzsays:
I like the core. It's tasty, textured and full of vitamins. As long at it doesn't feel too hard when I cut through it, I leave it on the tips of the triangles.
Apr 20, 2008. 4:48 AMGuardianStormsays:
Thanks for this :) just cut up a pineapple for lunch :)
Oct 20, 2007. 12:31 PMtom_brownsays:
Who says that information is unavailable on the internet on the topic ??

Please refer to the sites below to Learn How to cut a PineApple.

How to cut pineapple

Cut a pineapple tutorial

Apr 19, 2008. 4:21 PMfoobaz utnesays:
Yes, these are but two examples of what I was able to find myself. Messy, tedious, time consuming. Hence this instructable. Thanks for proving my point. ;-)

BTW I highly recommend that you try both methods, then decide for yourself . . .
Apr 19, 2008. 12:45 PMWilderLustsays:
lol... thats funny! this is the method i have always used on melons of various types except that there is no solid core. makes perfect sence to also use it with pinapples... very nicely done :-)
Feb 17, 2008. 10:25 AMmrsbrojoesays:
WOW! This was SO MUCH FUN!!! I wish I would've known about this method when I was a prep cook - it is so much faster, less messy, less waste, etc. I love to eat the freshest food possible, but sometimes opt out for the sake of convenience - have been looking at this pineapple on my counter for a week and knew I needed to use it or lose it and frankly paid too much to throw it away! Thx!!! Makes me wonder what other fruit & veggies I can get handy with - jicama, for one!
Feb 17, 2008. 12:54 PMfoobaz utnesays:
I'm glad you found it useful. As for jicama, I just peel it with a potato peeler and shred it with the coarse side of a cheese grater. Add orange sections, cilentro, a little vinegar, salt, and chili powder. Use as a salad or condiment. It is like a fresh chutney.
Apr 18, 2008. 3:05 PMsmurfsahoysays:
You mean salsa. Chutneys are by definition cooked.
Apr 18, 2008. 8:11 PMfoobaz utnesays:
Where'd you get your "definition"? ;-) See:

http://www.indianfoodsco.com/Recipes/chutney_images/chutneys.htm
Oct 20, 2007. 12:39 PMtom_brownsays:
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Apr 18, 2008. 3:54 PMmikeasaurussays:
why on earth would you post your address (or anyone else's) on the internet? I'd be checking for anthrax on every envelope!

Yikes.
Feb 5, 2008. 3:55 PMincorrigible packratsays:
I was denied the pleasure of eating fresh pineapple until I was 24 or so. My immediate reaction was "Damn, I've missed out". My next reaction was "Damn, it's eating my face", having forgotten about the enzymes that fresh pineapple contain. Since then, I've eaten many a fresh pineapple and have developed a cutting technique similar to yours, but not as good. The pineapples still eat my face though.
Dec 16, 2007. 2:02 PMdjspikeheadsays:
I was wondering how to cut a pineapple a couple of weeks ago and did a search on the web. All of the websites that I found suggested removing the peel first followed by cutting out the eyes and then slicing the pineapple into rings. The core can then be removed from each ring and the rings are cut into chunks. I like your method better because cutting out the eyes was messy and tedious, although you end up with a tiny bit more pineapple you can eat in the end since you're not cutting away all the stuff around the eyes. I never encountered your method in my search. Thanks for enlightening us :)
Oct 20, 2007. 12:33 PMtom_brownsays:
ANyway I must COn-GRAA-LU-LATE You COM-ARADE

You have done a fine JOB

KEep up the good work

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Aug 2, 2006. 2:05 PMtheRIAAsays:
i was cutting a pineapple the other day and had no idea how to do it, thank you... the pineapple was brown on the inside though....
Dec 2, 2006. 9:10 PMzachninmesays:
Step1: GET A RIPE PINEAPPLE
:-D
Oct 10, 2006. 2:22 PMJohnParksays:
Great tip, thanks for sharing it.
Aug 4, 2006. 1:46 AMremoved10says:
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Aug 2, 2006. 5:59 PMchebangsays:
I love the title on this. I also love the skill. Awesome.
Aug 2, 2006. 4:25 PMTheCheese9921says:
i prefer canned lol
Aug 2, 2006. 2:28 PMTabLeftsays:
this is awsome... I think i might buy a pinapple on the way home just to try it

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